I go to Princeton. My Plime and caffeine addiction will kill me academically and physically.
The 50 Best Pun Stores Posted: 2 days ago by AutumnLotus
Pun stores. Stores with puns in the title.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 466 [+].
Instant karma for St. Louis car thieves Posted: 2 days ago by tigertony
Two brothers stole a car and sped away from police, heading against traffic on Interstate 70 near St. Louis, and died in a head-on collision with another car, which had also been stolen.
2 stolen cars + 1 crash = 7 crooks dead or seriously injured. (Considered posting under 'Good News')
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 360 [+].
2,700-year-old marijuana found in Chinese tomb Posted: 6 days ago by mutil8or
The cache of cannabis is about 2,700 years old and was clearly ``cultivated for psychoactive purposes," rather than as fibre for clothing or as food
Comments: 21 Score: [-] 710 [+].
Julie Amaro has a criminal record and can never teach again and she is thrilled Posted: 6 days ago by 2manyusernames
Why? Because she was facing 40 years in prison Her story was posted here. She was charged with allowing children to see porn when the school's malware infested computer started displaying popup porn ads. The school didn't update their security systems, experts from across the country pointed out that she did nothing wrong yet she was the one facing serious time.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 830 [+].
Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples Posted: 1 week ago by AutumnLotus
A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported. The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.
Comments: 26 Score: [-] 685 [+].
Woman gets duped into having her feet pics on Fetish Website Posted: 1 week ago by Moe
So a 'student' comes in to a store and asks this woman to model her feet for a Reflexology School project. But the pics end up on a foot fetish website. Hilarity, as always, ensues.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 618 [+].
Liberals & Democrats Are Singing Hosanna Posted: 1 week ago by 2manyusernames
Allegedly Ann Coulter - the woman so many love to hate and vilify has supposedly broken her jaw and has had it wired shut. Lots of comments at link.
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 576 [+].
Court Rules Florida Gay Adoption Ban Unconstitutional Posted: 1 week ago by shep182
A Miami-Dade child welfare judge ruled on Tuesday that the constitutionality of a state law that bans gay men and lesbians from adopting is unconstitutional and has "no rational basis"
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 585 [+].
Jeweled Skulls Posted: 1 week ago by AutumnLotus
A talented artist, Amy Sarkisian, took on a unique art project that involved covering skulls with different kinds of expensive jewelry.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 217 [+].
School Pressured to Fire Lunch Lady, Former Porn Star Posted: 2 weeks ago by muppet
An elementary school cafeteria worker and playground monitor, who had an extensive career in the adult entertainment industry, is becoming a New Jersey school district's legal nightmare.
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Comments: 32 Score: [-] 504 [+].
Fowl Interview Posted: 2 weeks ago by cb__
Sarah Palin is apparently unaware of the incongruity of her words versus her backdrop.
Comments: 43 Score: [-] 691 [+].
Converting Dead Mormons Into Homosexuals Posted: 2 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
Many are upset about the Mormon practice of converting the dead (including Jewish holocaust victims)as Mormons. Now a blogger over at Daily Kos is converting dead Mormons into homosexuals. Poetic Justice.
Comments: 70 Score: [-] 608 [+].
An Affair To Remember Posted: 2 weeks ago by DoggyLives
She was 82. He was 95. They had dementia. They fell in love. And then they started having sex.
Also, son gets more of an insight into their relationship than he'd like
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 48 [+].
Tyra to pay for sex change operation Posted: 2 weeks ago by JoshSF49
for her first trans-gender top model contestant
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 309 [+].
Real or Fake? Posted: 2 weeks ago by JoshSF49
This was posted awhile ago, but I thought it'd be fun to try it out again!
Can you tell CG from real life?
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 382 [+].
The Longest Tail Horse: 12.5 ft (3.8 m)! Posted: 2 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
There's nothing fake in the image you see. Tail extensions are excluded. This exceptional horse has such a long tail that it cannot wear it freely outside the arena, but braided and covered in a white tube sock, so that the animal does not sweep the ground with it.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 267 [+].
The Holy Church of Bacon Posted: 3 weeks ago by maven
The Holy Church of Bacon [alternatively THCoB, CoB] aims to promote consumption of, and unfaltering love for, the holiest of holy foods: Bacon. We believe Bacon to be more worthy of nourishing the human body than any other food in existence. We abide by the Five Baconic Laws and live our lives in pursuit of the Bacony truth.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 418 [+].
It's A Craftastrophe! Posted: 3 weeks ago by DoggyLives
Because handmade isn't always best.
A site featuring some really horrible and some pretty cool (IMO) homemade bits and bobs.
This I know a certain someone would like.
Thumbnail is of the delightful "Penis Ring"
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 551 [+].
'Human Flesh Tastes Like Pork' Posted: 3 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
In his first television interview, German cannibal Armin Meiwes describes how the meat tasted of pork and how he prepared an elaborate meal of human steak in a green pepper sauce with croquettes and Brussels sprouts. (Old news but worth a post.)
Comments: 27 Score: [-] 655 [+].
Time Warp Wives: Women Living In The Past Posted: 3 weeks ago by DoggyLives
Meet the 'Time Warp Wives', who believe that life, especially marriage, was far more straightforward in the Thirties, Forties and Fifties.
So they decide to live that way now.
I have mixed feelings about this
Comments: 32 Score: [-] 822 [+].
Google predicts flu outbreak by search habits Posted: 3 weeks ago by soreen
Google apparently can predict flu outbreaks from the way people are searching for information.
In their words -
Each week, millions of users around the world search for online health information. As you might expect, there are more flu-related searches during flu season, more allergy-related searches during allergy season, and more sunburn-related searches during the summer. You can explore all of these phenomena using Google Trends. But can search query trends provide an accurate, reliable model of real-world phenomena?
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 167 [+].
20 things you didn't know about sex Posted: 3 weeks ago by zhakhmir
"4. Although famously monogamous, female Adélie penguins slip away from their mates occasionally to couple with unattached males. They exact a fee (pdf) for such a dalliance—stones to bolster their nests—not unlike certain people."
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"10. The spiny anteater, an egg-laying mammal native to Australia and New Guinea, has a penis with four heads, but only two fit into the female at once"........awkward....
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 348 [+].
Holocaust survivors to Mormons: Stop baptisms of dead Jews Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppet
"We ask you to respect us and our Judaism just as we respect your religion," Michel said in a statement released ahead of the news conference. "We ask you to leave our six million Jews, all victims of the Holocaust, alone, they suffered enough."
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 547 [+].
Never cleaned the PC Posted: 3 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
Just combine a lot of PC usage with no desire for cleaning and you’ll get the following result.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 323 [+].
Ultimate Girlfriend Fail (NSFW) Posted: 3 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
“Lesson #1 in Internets 101: If you have a girlfriend who looks like a creature from outer space, NEVER… EEEEEVER… post human evidence of her on the internets!”
Comments: 42 Score: [-] 191 [+].