If I were punished for every pun I shed, there would not be left a puny shed of my punnish head. Well, not really but this is the internet so I can say whatever I want.
The Sum of Your Facial Parts Posted: 3 days ago by Bornbad
There is a whole generation of girls growing up who think it’s normal not to look the way they really look. Before and after photos
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The McCain-Palin Mob Posted: 3 days ago by muppet
I hope this is just a really, really, really small sample of the sort of people who support McCain and Palin.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] -63 [+].
30 South Australian lesbians impregnated by same man Posted: 4 days ago by tigertony
The mothers then organised picnics with all the children, raising the fear they might socialise with their half-siblings, without realising they are related, creating a risk of incest.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 341 [+].
'Transparent cockpit' removes car blind spots Posted: 4 days ago by AutumnLotus
Solid features such as dashboard and doors can conceal road hazards such as other vehicles and pedestrians. Now a team of engineers has come up with a way to make those solid features "disappear", at least from the driver's point of view, without modifying them in any way. Video included.
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Reservist is told to get landscaping or face legal action Posted: 5 days ago by arsphidius
Lt. Burke Jensen has been ordered to Kuwait, leaving behind a pregnant wife, a young son and a 2.5-acre lot with not a spot of landscaping. But he's been told to get lawn and an irrigation system -- or else! "I really don't give a [expletive] where he is or what his problem is," says the subdivision developer.
(theme pic not related)
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Physician to lose license after consentual oral sex with patient Posted: 6 days ago by bernardblack
Man goes to the doctor for kidney problems. During the examination, the patient gets an erection. The doctor sees this and performs oral sex until completion. After the patient gets his, then he decides he is uncomfortable and complains about it.
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Push to register felons to vote could aid Obama Posted: 1 week ago by ImNotBlue
The nonprofit groups and individual activists making the push on felons' behalf agree the effort is broader this year than in previous elections, even if they aren't necessarily making a coordinated push. They expect that effort to benefit Barack Obama more than John McCain, given that the population of former felons is disproportionately black.
Good program... or dangerous and unfair policy?
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A move to secede on California-Oregon border Posted: 1 week ago by psycmoe
Talking about secession has been a quasi-joking conversational saw since 1941, when five counties in the area started things by actually declaring themselves - briefly - to be the state of Jefferson. But now, with the economy in trouble and unemployment soaring, the idea of greater independence is getting its most serious consideration since World War II.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 217 [+].
Palin Plan - sell banks on eBay Posted: 1 week ago by gratheo
Also advocates shifting to a beaver pelt-based economy.
The Obama campaign refused to comment on the plan citing their inability to stop laughing.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 77 [+].
House passes $700 billion bailout bill! Posted: 1 week ago by Alton
Who needs a high risk loan!!!?
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7 Massive Holes in the Earth Posted: 1 week ago by Nateebiinature
These holes are not only amazing, but some of them are really terrifying! The sheer magnitude of these gaping holes reminds us of how men will scar the earth to pursue their quest for power and wealth.
*theme pic has nothing to do with post...
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Skunk Bomb? Israel Takes Chemical Warfare to a Stinky New Level Posted: 1 week ago by Bornbad
Imagine the worst, most foul thing you have ever smelled. An overpowering mix of rotting meat, and old socks that haven't been washed for weeks. Imagine being covered in the stuff as it is liberally sprayed from a water cannon. Then imagine not being able to get rid of the stench for at least three days, no matter how often you try to scrub yourself clean.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 126 [+].
Virgin Galactic rejects $1 million space porn Posted: 1 week ago by Bornbad
Unidentified party offered big bucks to film porn participants in zero gravity.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 613 [+].
Urinary Tract Wallpaper Posted: 2 weeks ago by alexandria
Totally bizarre wallpaper designed by California-based artist Shannon Wright that depicts "exuberantly healthy human urinary tracts."
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 102 [+].
Unbutton Your Beast Posted: 2 weeks ago by Nateebiinature
New Levi's Ad raises eyebrows...
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 106 [+].
Bailout bill fails, Dow plunges Posted: 2 weeks ago by Moe
People start investing in canned food and shotguns
Comments: 86 Score: [-] 812 [+].
Suebe is ready to move Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
To her new apartment.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 684 [+].
Nature magazine's dog-gone unfortunate ad Posted: 2 weeks ago by mitzuzake
Nature magazine, the world's leading scientific journal, has featured a powerful image of John McCain and Barack Obama on its front cover. Then, however, you see the back cover...
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 652 [+].
Woman burnt to death after setting her own car alight in road-rage incident Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
Appalled onlookers urged her to get out of the car as the flames licked around her but she told them to “F*** off”
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 496 [+].
Chinese airline passengers forced to push broken jet off runway Posted: 2 weeks ago by tigertony
Said one of the pushers, "Thank God it was only a 20-ton medium-sized aeroplane".
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 390 [+].
Clay Aiken: Yes, I'm Gay Posted: 3 weeks ago by JoshSF49
Clay officially comes out of the closet in the new People magazine.
From Perez Hilton, because People.com won't put the interview on until 7:00 am EDT. I will update this when they do, though.
Update: Not the official interview, but more information Here
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 97 [+].
Primitive fish had fingers Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
Does this mean we evolved from fish?
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 350 [+].
Obama on Biden's Initial Opposition to AIG Bailout: "Joe Should Have Waited" Posted: 3 weeks ago by ImNotBlue
"But it's the kind of thing that drives people crazy about politics," Lauer said. "It sounds like you were trying to score some political points against John McCain using his words, when your own running mate had used very similar words."
Hypocrisy or fair game... help or hurt... signs of infighting or just a mistake? You make the call...
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 30 [+].
Zipper Bite - What to do when your zipper.... Posted: 3 weeks ago by psycmoe
Catches your "sensitive areas"
Useful information!
Comments: 20 Score: [-] 422 [+].
Robbie Williams prime target for alien abduction Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
Robbie Williams – who is obsessed with UFOs - could be abducted by aliens any day and become an ambassador for their race, an expert says.
You heard it - "an expert"
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 278 [+].