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Sin City Nixes "Strippers on a Truck" Advertising Campaign Posted: 1 week ago by BrownTrout
"It's clearly a distraction, somebody's going to turn their head to look at some girl flipping upside-down and spinning on a pole, and take their eyes off the road and could swerve and pop up the sidewalk and plow into a bunch of tourists that are walking along."
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 281 [+].
Do it for the Pee Bale! Posted: 1 week ago by BrownTrout
If you are a guy, it's now OK to take a whiz in the backyard. If you're a woman - not so much. Come one... come all. Activate the composting process and have a little fun while you are at it.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 261 [+].
Woman who was brutally mauled by a chimp reveals her face on Oprah Posted: 2 weeks ago by BrownTrout
You may remember reading in the news about Charla Nash's fateful visit to her crazy friend and her live in chimp, "Travis." Something freaked out the 14 year old primate and he mauled Charla's face beyond recognition... now she reveals the terrible extent of her injuries. Not really NSFW but a bit disturbing.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 860 [+].
"Terrorist Insect" forces Truck full of Ballistic Missile parts off road Posted: 1 month ago by BrownTrout
Q: You're driving a semi truck full of rocket fuel and parts when a large bug flies in window and lands on your back - what do you do?
A: Pull over calmy
B: Forget all about driving and kill the bug!
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 285 [+].
Florida man murders pet rat because wife took the last cigarette Posted: 1 month ago by BrownTrout
Yet another senseless death due to nicotine addiction.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 371 [+].
Go green - drop a deuce in the terminal before you fly Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
A Japanese airline has started asking passengers to go to the toilet before boarding in a bid to reduce carbon emissions and save jet fuel.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 417 [+].
Ig Nobel awards: The gas-mask bra and the power of panda poo Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
Once again, Britons have been honoured in the annual Ig Nobel awards ceremony. The Ig Nobels are an annual celebration of research that "cannot, or should not, be repeated". This year's winners include studies on empty beer bottles, tequila diamonds, and panda feces among other important topics.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 210 [+].
Woman gets 80 hours of community service for beating baby deer with shovel Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
"I looked up and there he stand with glazin' eyes and whining at me, I was afraid that he was gonna jump on me."
Judge: That does sound pretty frightening - I sentence you to 80 hours of community service.
Update to this:
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 676 [+].
Zombie Physics - Why Shopping Malls are the best place to hide from the meandering undead. Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
A recently published physics research paper suggests that you're probably better off hiding in the mall to save your delicious brain.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 348 [+].
Boy Chops Fathers Hands Off in His Sleep Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
17-year-old Taiwanese boy has been arrested for chopping off his father's hands, allegedly to avenge years of physical abuse... and for withholding his allowance.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 531 [+].
Pope pestered by unholy arachnid Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
During his speach in Prague, the Pope was pestered by a determined spider. Not content to just run up and down his white robe, the little guy even took a tour of the Pope's right ear!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 156 [+].
Honda Rolls Out Segway Unicycle Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
It may look uncomfortable to ride but now you can present your package (hands free!) at a blazing 3.7 MPH!
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 459 [+].
Animal Cruelty Charges Dropped Against Cop Accused of Having Udderly Disgusting Cow Sex Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
"I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man's penis in the mouth of a calf is torment," Morgan argued. "It's a crime against nature."
Can't argue with that!
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 413 [+].
Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
Sparks fly when a trapped penis is freed from a dumbell ring with a surgical saw. This is one case when I would not be comfortable with them using the jaws of life!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 275 [+].
Real Life Flinstones House Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
Flintstones like house uncovered in Portugal. How do you say Yabba Dabba Doo in Portuguese?
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 449 [+].
20 Strangest Craigslist Ads Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
I'm sure some of these are bogus but they're still funny. Of course, if you are in the market for 1,300 Pope hats, an international ketchup packet collection or want to rent out an old lady's bathroom - then respond accordingly.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 370 [+].
Devil's Flower Mantis Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
Devil's Flower Mantis
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 408 [+].
Mom Finds Long-Lost Son Online - Rapes Him Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 622 [+].
Savage attack leaves man with half of his head missing - no evidence to prosecute. Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout
Two thugs punched a young man so hard surgeons had to remove half of his skull. And the prosecutor drops all charges due to a lack of evidence!
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 580 [+].
Vicious Tongue Eating Parasite Found off Jersey Coast Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
The fish version of Aliens - a rare parasite which burrows into host fish before eating and replacing their tongues with itself has been found off the Jersey coast.
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 564 [+].
Volcanic Lightning Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
Lightning bolts appear above and around the Chaiten volcano as seen from Chana, some 30 kms (19 miles) north of the volcano, as it began its first eruption in thousands of years, in southern Chile May 2, 2008. Cases of electrical storms breaking out directly above erupting volcanoes are well documented, although scientists differ on what causes them.
Click the image for more hi-res pics!
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 200 [+].
A natural but surreal face appearing in the side of a glacier. Posted: 3 months ago by BrownTrout
Mother Nature Cries - A natural but surreal face appearing in the side of a glacier in Norway's Svalbard archipelago.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 437 [+].
Mystery of the Jersey Finger (still a mystery) Posted: 4 months ago by BrownTrout
What do you do with a decaying finger with a french manicure when you determine it isn't really a finger (but you don't know what it is) - ya throw it away and fuggedaboutit!
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 210 [+].
New York Man Throws Dog off 6 Story Building Posted: 4 months ago by BrownTrout
Bad news: Dogs can't fly and there are still heartless scumbags in this world. Good news: The dog lived!
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 622 [+].
Help! There's a 30 foot weiner in my living room!! Posted: 4 months ago by BrownTrout
Reports say they had to slather it with 20 gallons of ketchup and mustard so it would slide out from the building. All the more reason to insure your weiner!!
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 434 [+].