You'll stumble in my footsteps.-The Chez is a mythical female creature from planet boobella 9. She's 25 years old and resides somewhere full of old people. She likes to paint and draw and is feeding money to a very well known art school that shares its name with a circus--she might as well be a clown.-The Chez shoots lasers, revs chainsaws, and enjoys dinosaurs. She is often accompanied by her minions; a beagle named Pucca, and a rat named Mel. Both female, both vicious[ly cute.]-The Chez is also single, but much like the praying mantis, devours the head of her mate after doing the no-no. Take that as you will.-The Chez can often be spotted in the platroom, shooting lasers and doing the robot. Greet her or die. She is friendly but will eat rude people for dinner.http://franchescagomez.blogspot.com http://www.myspace.com/cataclysma The End.

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The President's unprecedented use of "unprecedented" Posted: 2 days ago by JoshSF49
Apparently, The Obama White House is addicted to the “unprecedented.”
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 237 [+].

Mariah Carey carries own toilet paper Posted: 3 days ago by Bornbad
I would too if I had a slow leak.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 96 [+].

Japanese man weds anime game character Posted: 3 days ago by cecilberman
His parents must be so proud.

In attendance were a live audience, an MC, the bride's virtual video game girlfriend — who made a speech — and a real human priest.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 238 [+].

Don't Smoke If You Have A Mac Posted: 4 days ago by suebe
Apple is voiding warranties of Mac laptops that need repair with traces of cigarette smoke.

*Another reason to quit*
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 426 [+].

Peaceful Vegetarian Turns Out to be Son of Charles Manson Posted: 4 days ago by choco
In this case, the apple fell far, far from the tree.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 637 [+].

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A ferocious feline turned her owners into a pair of scaredy cats in their Midtown apartment yesterday, holding them hostage at claw-point until the cops came to their rescue.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 919 [+].

~EASY-OUT!~Best reborn eyeball- removing tool I've found! Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
It's smooth rounded edges are perfect for safetly catching the edge and releasing the eye so it can be easily removed with padded tweezers or gentle padded pliers
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 407 [+].

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Comments: 5 Score: [-] 272 [+].

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Snortin' meth with Andre Agassi(The tennis superstar and Katie Couric get freaky, and other wishful thinking)
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 157 [+].

Fat in Japan? You're breaking the law Posted: 3 weeks ago by bernardblack
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Comments: 5 Score: [-] 189 [+].

Teacher Suspended For Assigning Story On Masturbation Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
A popular high school English teacher has been suspended after assigning his 11th-grade students a short story about masturbation by "Fight Club" author Chuck Palahniuk. The short story, "Guts" details three increasingly catastrophic masturbation attempts by teenagers with props including a carrot, a candle, and the water intake at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Comments: 29 Score: [-] 558 [+].

Above the Ignorance of "Above the Influence." Posted: 3 weeks ago by nickcobb
Ridiculous anti-marijuana propaganda.
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 348 [+].

Jim Carrey's official website Posted: 3 weeks ago by cecilberman
It loads slowly, but is worth the wait. I see no value in most stars' web sites, but Carrey has put some time and thought into his.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 195 [+].

Changes in the 40 Years of Sesame Street Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
Happy 40th Anniversary Sesame Street! Did you know that Cookie Monster smoked?

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Comments: 9 Score: [-] 785 [+].

The Stabby Hat Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
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Comments: 16 Score: [-] 490 [+].

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They are doomed to extinction and these pictures prove it. Absolutely NSFW, unless you are one of these geeks, in which case you won't even notice.
Comments: 26 Score: [-] 561 [+].

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*Pretty cool*
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 598 [+].

Father accused of abducting man he believes killed his daughter Posted: 1 month ago by Bornbad
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Comments: 3 Score: [-] 368 [+].

10 very interesting wedding proposals Posted: 1 month ago by gammerus
When a candle lit dinner at a 5 star restaurant wont do.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 420 [+].

10-Year-Old "Mermaid Girl" Has Died Posted: 1 month ago by suebe
Shiloh Pepin, a girl who was born with fused legs, a rare condition often called "mermaid syndrome," and gained a wide following on the Internet and national television, has died. She was 10.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 722 [+].

Ice Skating Bear Kills Trainer Posted: 1 month ago by suebe
An ice-skating bear turned on its trainers, killing one and seriously wounding another. A visiting Russian troupe was rehearsing for a show in Bishkek when the attack occurred Wednesday.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 503 [+].

Weirdest Online Auction I've Ever Seen Posted: 1 month ago by jasontho
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Comments: 3 Score: [-] -24 [+].

is Yelling the New Spanking? Posted: 1 month ago by gammerus
"we spend hours teaching our elementary-school offspring how to understand their feelings. But, incongruously and with regularity, this is a generation that yells."
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 189 [+].

Cookie Diet Posted: 1 month ago by gammerus
You've tried atkins, you've tried weight watchers... but have you tried cookies?
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 307 [+].

negativepleasure Posted: 1 month ago by Bornbad
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Comments: 4 Score: [-] 257 [+].