You'll stumble in my footsteps.-The Chez is a mythical female creature from planet boobella 9. She's 25 years old and resides somewhere full of old people. She likes to paint and draw and is feeding money to a very well known art school that shares its name with a circus--she might as well be a clown.-The Chez shoots lasers, revs chainsaws, and enjoys dinosaurs. She is often accompanied by her minions; a beagle named Pucca, and a rat named Mel. Both female, both vicious[ly cute.]-The Chez is also single, but much like the praying mantis, devours the head of her mate after doing the no-no. Take that as you will.-The Chez can often be spotted in the platroom, shooting lasers and doing the robot. Greet her or die. She is friendly but will eat rude people for dinner.http://franchescagomez.blogspot.com http://www.myspace.com/cataclysma The End.
Honduras Elects New President - NOT Zelaya Posted: 2 days ago by 2manyusernames
Porfirio "Pepe" Lobo won election as Honduras' president 5 months after the previous president, Zelaya was impeached. Now the question is whether the international community will recognize the election.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 169 [+].
"Free" Teacher Posted: 2 days ago by suebe
A "retired" mathematics teacher decided to keep giving lessons at an LA middle school... FOR FREE. Why? Purely out of his love of teaching. Thank you.
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 880 [+].
Gibson Guitar plant in Nashville raided by feds Posted: 4 days ago by 2manyusernames
A crackdown on the use of endangered woods from the world's rain forests to make musical instruments resulted in a federal raid on Gibson Guitar 's manufacturing plant.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 561 [+].
Biology of B-Movie Monsters Posted: 4 days ago by 2manyusernames
A classic scientific essay on the problems facing movie monsters be they giant, tiny, or even aliens.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 438 [+].
Ft. Lauderdale Man to Smoke 115,000th Joint Posted: 4 days ago by Bornbad
Who says Irv Rosenfeld can't get stoned? Constantly...
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 271 [+].
How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives Posted: 4 days ago by Bornbad
You are probably at this very moment attempting to communicate with family members you have almost nothing in common with. What do you do if it turns out Aunt Edwina is a birther?
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 275 [+].
Autocomplete me Posted: 5 days ago by Bornbad
Cause I Really, Really Want TO...
Google has an answer for everything.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 489 [+].
In Bed with Benito: Sex Diaries Reveal Mussolini's Soft Side Posted: 5 days ago by lonesomesoul
Mussolini's mistress, Clara Petacci, recorded intimate details of her affair with Il Duce in her journal. On one occasion, Il Duce's little Führer apparently let him down.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 116 [+].
In the brain, seven is a magic number Posted: 6 days ago by Bornbad
Having a tough time recalling a phone number someone spoke a few minutes ago or forgetting items from a mental grocery list is not a sign of mental decline; in fact, it's natural.
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This is sand Posted: 6 days ago by jLoSsDh
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Man Conspired With Gunman To Have Sex With Relative Posted: 6 days ago by 2manyusernames
Lee Craddock really wanted to have sex with one of his relatives. Lee came up with a plan that involved hiring a man to accost himself and the woman, using a gun to force the two of them to have sex while the gunman watched.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 566 [+].
is it a bird? plane? grandmom pres?! Posted: 6 days ago by tgkprog
yeap my president (nominal head the PM is the elected leader) flew in a air-force fighter to prove ... women can do it too. Next frontier - a sub.
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The Shining II Posted: 6 days ago by pocksucket
Son of Shining. No. Not really. However, Stephen King has let slip that he's considering a sequel to The Shining, first published in 1977.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 545 [+].
Tasty Foods That Would Rather Eat You for Dinner Posted: 6 days ago by Bornbad
Thursday is Thanksgiving in the US, a time when families gather around the table and chow down on tasty treats. But, when it comes to being eaten, some foods are less agreeable than others; some would rather eat you.
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Former teacher Heidemarie Schwermer has lived without money in Germany for 13 years Posted: 1 week ago by iamamaniac
Twenty-two years ago Heidemarie Schwermer, a middle-aged secondary school teacher just emerging from a difficult marriage, moved with her two children from the village of Lueneburg to the city of Dortmund, in the Ruhr area of Germany, whose homeless population, she immediately noticed, was above average and striking in its intransigent hopelessness.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 318 [+].
Galileo's missing fingers found in jar Posted: 1 week ago by cecilberman
You have to scroll well into the article to answer some obvious questions:
"Removing body parts from the corpse was an echo of a practice common with saints, whose digits, tongues and organs were revered by Catholics as relics with sacred powers.
There is an irony in Galileo's having been subjected to the same treatment, since he was persecuted by the Catholic Church for advocating the theory that the earth circles the sun, rather than the other way around. The Inquisition forced him to recant and jailed him in 1634."
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 330 [+].
Would You Be Comfortable Locked On A Train With A Murderer? Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
Is there anything more horrifying than being locked on the subway with a knife-toting murder? About two dozen commuters found themselves in that hellish situation early on Saturday, when they were locked on in the first car of an uptown D train with suspect Gerardo Sanchez, who according to witnesses had just stabbed a passenger to death in an argument over a seat. Pictures taken by another passenger.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 314 [+].
Peaceful Vegetarian Turns Out to be Son of Charles Manson Posted: 1 week ago by choco
In this case, the apple fell far, far from the tree.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 637 [+].
Going out Black Friday? Take a look at this. Posted: 1 week ago by clscott645
It would appear that some retailers are a little on the slimy side when it comes to these "door-busting" deals...
No.....you don't say.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 316 [+].
Fox News Just Can't Stop Responding to Jon Stewart's Comedy Program Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
Didn't Fox News' parents ever explain the best thing to do when someone makes fun of them is just ignore it?
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 460 [+].
“Hit The Bitch,” The Danish Domestic Volence Awareness Campaign Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
From the annals of good ideas gone horribly, horribly, wrong, comes this seriously misguided attempt at a domestic violence awareness campaign.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 458 [+].
John Deere Tractors and the Children Who Love Them (25 pics) Posted: 2 weeks ago by nickcobb
Yes, I know, they're images. But there are a ton of them and a unique John Deere related poem that I thought everyone would enjoy seeing that would likely be overlooked if I posted this in images. Enjoy!
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 56 [+].
Happy 24th Birthday! Posted: 2 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
Windows 1.0 was released on November 20th 1985. Windows 1.0 was superseded in November 1987, with the release of Windows 2.0. Windows 1.0 was supported by Microsoft for sixteen years, until 31 December 2001. Windows 1.0 was one of the longest supported operating systems of the Microsoft Windows family of operating systems.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 329 [+].
Study Shows Heart Stopping Theatre Food Effect Posted: 2 weeks ago by hoosker
Example: a $12 medium-popcorn-and-soda combo sold at Regal, the country’s largest movie-theater chain, contains 1,610 calories and 60 grams of saturated fat — the equivalent of three McDonald’s Quarter Pounders with 12 pats of butter.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 607 [+].
Turn ons- "Loves Wrestling Videos" Posted: 2 weeks ago by hoosker
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 321 [+].