Maybe I did, maybe I didn't...
PIMP THAT SNACK! Posted: 4 weeks ago by DAVEtheFISH
Sweets, but pimped. 10kg Kitkat anyone?
repost of Icepigs from a year ago, here
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'Crashed aircraft' turns out to be fake penguins Posted: 4 weeks ago by DAVEthefish
A major rescue operation launched after reports of a light aircraft crashing into the sea turned out to be a false alarm sparked by two inflatable penguin balloons, coastguards revealed.
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Fed up Brits should come to Canada, says Minister sent to lure workers to emigrate Posted: 2 months ago by davethefish
Canada is putting skilled British workers on a fast track for immigration visas to exploit our soaring cost of living.
Its officials believe superior public services and the ability to weather economic turmoil will lure Britons fed up with fuel and food prices and with the state of schools and hospitals.
(where do I sign?)
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Muslims may not have to undergo sniffer dog checks in UK Posted: 2 months ago by davethefish
Muslim passengers may not be touched by sniffer dogs of the British Transport Police after complaints that the practice is against Islam. According to the religion, dogs are deemed to be spiritually “unclean”.
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Heinz bans its own advert over 'gay' row Posted: 2 months ago by davethefish
A mayonnaise ad that shows two men kissing has been withdrawn from television after 200 viewers complained that it was offensive.
Heinz, which makes the New York Deli Mayo featured in the commercial, pulled the advertisement less than a week into its expected five week run, in response to the criticism.
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The new big tv link search database thing Posted: 2 months ago by davethefish
All2c.org is the new 'sister' site of www.alluc.org, bringing you a list of almost all streaming websites on the net, plus a ranking system
This ain't spam, and I'm not too sure if it isn't illegal :P
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Smokers warned to leave tits alone! Posted: 3 months ago by davethefish
Smokers have been banned from using a wall-mounted ashtray outside a pub after it became home to a family of blue tits. (fooled ya)
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Pair break handshake endurance record Posted: 3 months ago by davethefish
In the annals of the greatest human achievements, the feat of Kevin Whittaker and Cory Jens will surely rank as one the finest - the two men from San Francisco look like they've broken the world record for the longest handshake.
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UFO explodes over tropical island Posted: 3 months ago by davethefish
A UFO has exploded in mid-air over a southern Vietnamese island, it's been reported.
The Vietnam News Agency (VNA) said residents of Phu Quoc island, 10 km (6 miles) off the coast of the Cambodian province of Kampot, found shards of grey metal, including one 1.5 metres (1.5 yards) long.
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World's most expensive property sold in London Posted: 3 months ago by davethefish
A flat in central London has become the most expensive home in the world, with a price understood to exceed £115m.
The flat in St James’s Square, equidistant from 10 Downing Street and Buckingham Palace, was granted planning permission last week. The value of the off-plan sale indicates that the world’s most expensive properties are not yet being hit by the international financial crisis.
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Sunday Times Richlist 2008 Posted: 3 months ago by davethefish
The Sunday Times Rich List 2008 - Britain's richest 2,000.
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The 'Little World' Posted: 3 months ago by davethefish
A 360-degree spherical panorama of a beach in Marigot, Saint Martin, from 9 images which uses stereographic projection to create a globe. This is called the "little planet" effect, when the area close to the point opposite to the centre of projection becomes significantly enlarged.
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Mad Percolator dance is red hot Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
THE nation’s dance floors are witnessing an outbreak of the Rolex Sweep thanks to WILEY’s track Wearing My Rolex.
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Milk teeth found at abuse home cellar Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
Experts searching a hidden cellar at the former Haut de la Garenne children's home on Jersey have discovered children's milk teeth, police revealed today.
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Britain's most expensive tree revealed Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
This is the most expensive tree in Britain – worth more than three times the average price of a home.
The Victorian plane, which has a 1.8m (6ft) wide trunk and stands in Berkeley Square in the heart of Mayfair, is valued at £750,000.
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Priest gives strip club blessing Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
A priest in Russia was tricked into blessing a strip bar after being told it was a school for ballet dancers.
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Taser sets man's trouser on fire Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
Authorities in Canada are investigating how a man who was Tasered during a disturbance managed to have his trousers set on fire by the stun-gun.
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Prosecuted for overfilling wheelie bin by four inches Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
A borough council today defended its decision to prosecute a man who overfilled his wheelie bin by four inches.
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It’s ok to think Doctor Who is gay, says David Tennant Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
Since he was just three years old, David Tennant has passionately wanted the role of Doctor Who. No doubt he wasn’t the only one who thought he could play a Time Lord – but it was an unlikely aspiration for a boy who, like Gordon Brown, was a son of the manse.
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BBC news relaunch leaves viewers 'feeling sick' Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
Viewers complained of dizziness and nausea as a £550,000 rebrand of the BBC’s news operation, featuring a swirling red globe, was broadcast for the first time.
(note, that's not the logo)
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The new library fad: borrow a person Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
A new library allows readers to borrow people for a 30-minute chat. Here's the experience of one man who offered himself as a human book
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Youths banned from buying ketchup Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
Norfolk Police asked supermarkets in the town to challenge youths trying to buy sauces in squirty bottles or eggs.
Sgt Andy Brown said no more complaints had been received in the past two weeks since the agreement came into force.
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Youths banned from buying ketchup Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
Norfolk Police asked supermarkets in the town to challenge youths trying to buy sauces in squirty bottles or eggs.
Sgt Andy Brown said no more complaints had been received in the past two weeks since the agreement came into force.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 62 [+].
Youths banned from buying ketchup Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
Norfolk Police asked supermarkets in the town to challenge youths trying to buy sauces in squirty bottles or eggs.
Sgt Andy Brown said no more complaints had been received in the past two weeks since the agreement came into force.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 62 [+].
Youths banned from buying ketchup Posted: 4 months ago by davethefish
Norfolk Police asked supermarkets in the town to challenge youths trying to buy sauces in squirty bottles or eggs.
Sgt Andy Brown said no more complaints had been received in the past two weeks since the agreement came into force.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 62 [+].