Do you really care? Ok...fine.I'm 25 years old..and I've been 25 for about 10 years now so BACK OFF! I'm a Sr. Programmer Analyst in my company's custom Microsoft software division which basically means I'm a computer geek and Bill Gate's b*tch--and I have the Microsoft certifications to prove it.I'm into quite a lot of things but to pick a few: *Reefkeeping (not to be confused with reefer-keeeping)*Martial Arts (doing, not watching)*Movies (watching, not doing)*Photography (it's hereditary)*Playing computer games where I get to kill people (it saves me from having to do it in real life)Happy now?
A Seal Finds All You Can Eat Buffet at a Fish Hatchery Posted: 6 hours ago by mattgup
A brazen young harbor seal found a seafood feast today after she broke into a state fish hatchery in Sandwich and dined on an all-you-can-eat trout buffet before being nabbed and returned to the sea.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 323 [+].
84 year old woman banned from driving until the year 3000 Posted: 22 hours ago by tigertony
She was already banned until 2999. I'm sure that extra year will really teach her a lesson.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 582 [+].
4 Coworkers suing for a share of group lottery winnings (Video) Posted: 1 day ago by Moe
They claim that for the last 5 years, the office workers pooled money for lottery tix. They were not at work the day the winning numbers came up, and so never got the chance to chip in. Both sides seem to have some valid points IMO.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 136 [+].
Canada's Longest Footbridge Posted: 1 day ago by AutumnLotus
There are two footbridges over the canyon. Canada's longest footbridge extends an amazing 600 ft long across and is 152 ft above the ground. The other bridge spans 300 ft across the canyon and is 125 ft above the canyon floor.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 149 [+].
Calif. cop shoots apparently helpless man in the back Posted: 1 day ago by ozero
Two videos showing a Bay Area Rapid Transit police officer fatally shooting an unarmed, cooperating 22-year-old man...
(searched a lot, didn't find, hope it's not a dupe)
Comments: 26 Score: [-] 556 [+].
Family Pup Shot Execution-Style While Walking With Owner In Metroparks Posted: 1 week ago by TraumaMamma
Rocky River, OH - A man is walking his dog in the Metroparks when the dog is shot dead. Execution-style - by a complete stranger!
Comments: 23 Score: [-] 529 [+].
Semper Fidelis! It isn't just a meaningless slogan Posted: 1 week ago by 2manyusernames
Marines, Cpl. Jonathan Yale and Lance Cpl. Jordan Haerter saved dozens of lives including Iraqi police officers and fellow marines when they courageously stood their ground firing upon a a truck-driving suicide bomber. They will posthumously be awarded the Navy Cross
Comments: 25 Score: [-] 536 [+].
Little Miss perfect Posted: 1 week ago by gammerus
Thoughts?
Comments: 20 Score: [-] 561 [+].
Four Year Old Killed By Falling TV Posted: 1 week ago by pocksucket
An inquest has concluded that four year old Emily Hughes' death on Christmas Eve was an accident.
After setting up their new flat screen TV her father dropped the old one on her.
Comments: 27 Score: [-] 763 [+].
Faith Follows Her Sister Hope Posted: 2 weeks ago by pocksucket
Faith Williams, the survivor of the two conjoined twins separated a month ago has also died.
Previous details here.
Comments: 24 Score: [-] 851 [+].
Ever Wonder What A Wiimote To Your LCD Screen Looks Like? Posted: 2 weeks ago by punthe
Click the link and find oot!
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 384 [+].
Man blowtorching snow, burns down home. Posted: 2 weeks ago by nesbyniccolo
Yes I said blowtorching snow.
Comments: 15 Score: [-] 567 [+].
Apple Says No To Boobs Posted: 2 weeks ago by pocksucket
Apple have rejected an application that would allow users to use the iPhone's motion sensors to wobble a pair of boobs.
(Video of app included in article)
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 500 [+].
Boy, 9, Recovers After Decapitation Posted: 2 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
A 9 year old boy has recovered and has regained the ability to speak and even to walk after a car accident left him decapitated but leaving the spinal column intact.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 828 [+].
A Story Where Every Word Begins With ‘W’ Posted: 2 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
The following story, entitled Walter and Winnie, was published sometime in the 19th century by an unknown author. It’s roughly 450 words long, and after you read it once, try reading it again three times fast.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 238 [+].
Car-Key Jammer Stops Phone Use While Driving Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
A company in Utah has found a way to stop drivers from using cell phones to talk and text while driving.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 442 [+].
Judge who sued drycleaner $54 million over a lost pair of pants loses final appeal Posted: 3 weeks ago by equinox
Winner of the 2007 Stella Award for frivolous and self serving lawsuits. The drycleaning business owner even found the pants and tried to return them to this ex-judge but he persisted in his suit to the bitter end.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 325 [+].
Woman has 18th child and........ Posted: 3 weeks ago by nesbyniccolo
It's a girl! Update to this post. Not the baby in Pic.
Comments: 29 Score: [-] 638 [+].
What are the odds on this happening? Gambling capital of the world Las Vegas blanketed in SNOW! Posted: 3 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
It's known for its casinos, bright lights and soaring temperatures but yesterday the desert city of Las Vegas was blanketed in several inches of snow following a rare storm.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 488 [+].
Live Action Kaleidoscope Posted: 3 weeks ago by pocksucket
Take two mirrors, a handful of mice and some slightly confused looking birds and this is what you get.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 337 [+].
Dying to support animal rights? Try a PETA coffin Posted: 4 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
For animal rights activists, sticking up for furry or feathered critters is a way of life. Now it can be a way of death, too.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 226 [+].
Family dog shot 3 times kicking intruder's ass Posted: 4 weeks ago by Moe
And lives to bark about! Go D-Boy!! Good dog!
Comments: 26 Score: [-] 906 [+].
2009 has been postponed Posted: 4 weeks ago by tigertony
With an extra second to be added on December 31, 2008 will be the longest year since 1992. Please adjust your New Years celebration accordingly.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 367 [+].
Parents protest sex assault charges against their 14-year-old son Posted: 4 weeks ago by arsphidius
He's accused of grabbing girls' butts, unhooking the bra of one girl, licking a girl's neck and tickling one in the stomach. But his parents don't want him labeled as a sex offender. My favorite part of the article: "experts will be called to give their opinion on whether a 12- or 13-year-old boy can be sexually aroused by grabbing a girl's buttocks."
Comments: 22 Score: [-] 850 [+].
How It’s Made: Hot Dogs Posted: 1 month ago by AutumnLotus
It may be nasty but it sure tastes good.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 373 [+].