Man goes to the doctor for kidney problems. During the examination, the patient gets an erection. The doctor sees this and performs oral sex until completion. After the patient gets his, then he decides he is uncomfortable and complains about it. picked by bernardblack 5 hours ago

Former gridiron great O.J. Simpson was found guilty of all 12 counts in the armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers at a Las Vegas, Nevada, casino hotel last year.

And now, if we never have to hear the name "O.J. Simpson" again, the world will be a better place. picked by ImNotBlue 4 days ago

i (delete i, capital i) I lolled. picked by muppet 4 days ago

Sadly, he was not on the menu. This kid needs some real parents and an ass whipping. picked by ClericPlumBeets 5 days ago

Almost Heaven Kennel- more like Almost Hell kennel.
EMMAUS, Pa. - October 2, 2008 (WPVI) -- It could be the largest kennel raid in Pennsylvania history.
Investigators in Lehigh County have uncovered a gruesome scene in Emmaus - dozens of dead and injured animals, some of which were found in a freezer.
Dozens of animals were brought here to the SPCA in Philadelphia overnight. Dogs, cats and picked by horsefeathers 5 days ago

Certain regional stereotypes have long since become cliches: The stressed-out New Yorker. The laid-back Californian.

But the conscientious Floridian? The neurotic Kentuckian? picked by Bornbad 1 week ago

A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days — took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore. picked by Nateebiinature 1 week ago

A four part examination of the heinous continuity errors that plague our beloved Trek franchise. (Parts 2, 3, and 4 in comments)
I have been LOLing at these all morning. *4th video is now fixed!! Sorry!* picked by Rowangrey 1 week ago

Georgia State school superintendent Kathy Cox became the first $1 million winner Friday on the series “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader”.
She said she'll be donating the winnings to three Georgia schools. picked by Marli 1 week ago

For years, an Australian woman has suffered blindness three days out of every six because her eyes involuntarily shut and she cannot open them. picked by 2manyusernames 1 week ago

In honor of Paul Newman tragic passing, here is a collection of videos with Amazing Grace being sung in Cherokee, Inuit, Okinawan, English, and Spanish. The Cherokee and Inuit are especially beautiful picked by 2manyusernames 1 week ago

A 10-year-old girl kicked a man in the groin and ran away after he offered her candy to take off some of her clothes, authorities said. Police are searching for the man who escaped in a battered green Jeep Wrangler. picked by kamaloo 2 weeks ago

His latest "stunt" fails... so who does he blame? Why none other than George W. Bush, of course! picked by ImNotBlue 2 weeks ago

It is imperative that you wait for some real private time before touching yourself in an impure manner. And for the love of God—do not keep the Wii controller in your hand when you do it. picked by Bornbad 2 weeks ago

Best Buy didn't want to honor the sale price of the 2GB flash drive Matt ordered through their website, so when Matt arrived to pick-up his purchase, the store's assistant manager called customer service and, pretending to be Matt, asked to cancel the order picked by funkfrost 2 weeks ago

As gifts go, Jim Richardson's choice for his father's 79th birthday was a long shot.
Virgil Richardson fondly remembered the .30-caliber M1 Garand rifle he carried during his time as a soldier during the Korean War. He even still had the weapon's serial number. Using that number, Jim Richardson went online and found the firearm at a Kentucky gun broker. picked by bingo 2 weeks ago

The Muppets are coming back, and they are pulling out all the stops.

Prepare yourself for a Renaissance of Epic Felt Proportions. picked by muppetmaker 2 weeks ago

and he gets arrested. He snapped a cell phone pic up her skirt and so she followed him to the subway and got his snapshot with hers. picked by ClericPlumBeets 2 weeks ago

A highly disturbing children's book. picked by suckersklub 2 weeks ago

Ernie from Sesame Street sings "500 miles" to Bert. Cute:) picked by Leonards 2 weeks ago

One of the best scenes in The Princess Bride, with the infamous Dread Pirate Roberts. picked by Jerry520 3 weeks ago

There are certain songs like “Sexual Healing” or “I Wanna F*** You Like An Animal” that can make the difference in your sexual encounters. But as well as songs like these can set the mood for a fantastic night of making the beast with two backs, there are songs that can ruin everything and there aren’t enough appletini’s in the world to get her juices flowing af... read full post picked by 1krazykorean 3 weeks ago

You may not recognize the name, but you LOVE his songs. He co-wrote such classics as I Heard It Through The Grapevine, War, Papa Was A Rolling Stone, Just My Imagination, Ain't Too Proud to Beg, Car Wash, Love Don't Live Here Anymore, and more picked by bernardblack 3 weeks ago

The Saint Hotel in St Kilda is hosting a No Undie Sundie event this weekend, promising a $50 drink card if women hang their knickers over the bar. picked by AutumnLotus 3 weeks ago