Do you really care? Ok...fine.I'm 25 years old..and I've been 25 for about 10 years now so BACK OFF! I'm a Sr. Programmer Analyst in my company's custom Microsoft software division which basically means I'm a computer geek and Bill Gate's b*tch--and I have the Microsoft certifications to prove it.I'm into quite a lot of things but to pick a few: *Reefkeeping (not to be confused with reefer-keeeping)*Martial Arts (doing, not watching)*Movies (watching, not doing)*Photography (it's hereditary)*Playing computer games where I get to kill people (it saves me from having to do it in real life)Happy now?
Physician to lose license after consentual oral sex with patient Posted: 16 hours ago by bernardblack
Man goes to the doctor for kidney problems. During the examination, the patient gets an erection. The doctor sees this and performs oral sex until completion. After the patient gets his, then he decides he is uncomfortable and complains about it.
Comments: 27 Score: [-] 750 [+].
O.J. Simpson Guilty In Armed Robbery, Kidnapping Trial Posted: 4 days ago by ImNotBlue
Former gridiron great O.J. Simpson was found guilty of all 12 counts in the armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers at a Las Vegas, Nevada, casino hotel last year.
And now, if we never have to hear the name "O.J. Simpson" again, the world will be a better place.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 725 [+].
Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting Posted: 4 days ago by muppet
i (delete i, capital i) I lolled.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 828 [+].
7 Year old goes nuts at zoo, feeds rare animals to crocodile Posted: 5 days ago by ClericPlumBeets
Sadly, he was not on the menu. This kid needs some real parents and an ass whipping.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 845 [+].
Largest Puppy Mill raid in Pennsylvania Posted: 6 days ago by horsefeathers
Almost Heaven Kennel- more like Almost Hell kennel.
EMMAUS, Pa. - October 2, 2008 (WPVI) -- It could be the largest kennel raid in Pennsylvania history.
Investigators in Lehigh County have uncovered a gruesome scene in Emmaus - dozens of dead and injured animals, some of which were found in a freezer.
Dozens of animals were brought here to the SPCA in Philadelphia overnight. Dogs, cats and
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 219 [+].
The United States of Mind Posted: 1 week ago by Bornbad
Certain regional stereotypes have long since become cliches: The stressed-out New Yorker. The laid-back Californian.
But the conscientious Floridian? The neurotic Kentuckian?
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 369 [+].
Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut Posted: 1 week ago by Nateebiinature
A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days — took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 610 [+].
The continuity police have never heard of Star Trek Posted: 1 week ago by Rowangrey
A four part examination of the heinous continuity errors that plague our beloved Trek franchise. (Parts 2, 3, and 4 in comments)
I have been LOLing at these all morning. *4th video is now fixed!! Sorry!*
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 437 [+].
Georgia superintendent wins $1M & gives it to schools Posted: 1 week ago by Marli
Georgia State school superintendent Kathy Cox became the first $1 million winner Friday on the series “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader”.
She said she'll be donating the winnings to three Georgia schools.
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 577 [+].
Woman unable to open eyes 3 days a week Posted: 1 week ago by 2manyusernames
For years, an Australian woman has suffered blindness three days out of every six because her eyes involuntarily shut and she cannot open them.
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 488 [+].
Amazing Grace - It's Beautiful In Any Languge Posted: 2 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
In honor of Paul Newman tragic passing, here is a collection of videos with Amazing Grace being sung in Cherokee, Inuit, Okinawan, English, and Spanish. The Cherokee and Inuit are especially beautiful
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 421 [+].
Paul Newman, 1925-2008 Posted: 2 weeks ago by hOOsker
Comments: 25 Score: [-] 1224 [+].
10-year-old offered candy to remove clothes kicks man in groin Posted: 2 weeks ago by kamaloo
A 10-year-old girl kicked a man in the groin and ran away after he offered her candy to take off some of her clothes, authorities said. Police are searching for the man who escaped in a battered green Jeep Wrangler.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 565 [+].
David Blaine Looks Towards World's Easiest Scapegoat for His Failure To Perform Magic Posted: 2 weeks ago by ImNotBlue
His latest "stunt" fails... so who does he blame? Why none other than George W. Bush, of course!
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 289 [+].
The Dangers of Holding Your Wii While Whipping The Weasel Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
It is imperative that you wait for some real private time before touching yourself in an impure manner. And for the love of God—do not keep the Wii controller in your hand when you do it.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 330 [+].
Best Buy Cancels Order As You're There Shouting Stop. Posted: 2 weeks ago by funkfrost
Best Buy didn't want to honor the sale price of the 2GB flash drive Matt ordered through their website, so when Matt arrived to pick-up his purchase, the store's assistant manager called customer service and, pretending to be Matt, asked to cancel the order
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 743 [+].
Long Shot: Man finds rifle his dad used in Korea Posted: 2 weeks ago by bingo
As gifts go, Jim Richardson's choice for his father's 79th birthday was a long shot.
Virgil Richardson fondly remembered the .30-caliber M1 Garand rifle he carried during his time as a soldier during the Korean War. He even still had the weapon's serial number. Using that number, Jim Richardson went online and found the firearm at a Kentucky gun broker.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 384 [+].
A Fuzzy Renaissance Posted: 2 weeks ago by muppetmaker
The Muppets are coming back, and they are pulling out all the stops.
Prepare yourself for a Renaissance of Epic Felt Proportions.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 296 [+].
Woman snaps pic of guy who upskirted her Posted: 2 weeks ago by ClericPlumBeets
and he gets arrested. He snapped a cell phone pic up her skirt and so she followed him to the subway and got his snapshot with hers.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 450 [+].
Daddy Issues Posted: 2 weeks ago by suckersklub
A highly disturbing children's book.
Comments: 25 Score: [-] 941 [+].
Ernie proclaims his love for Bert Posted: 3 weeks ago by Leonards
Ernie from Sesame Street sings "500 miles" to Bert. Cute:)
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 406 [+].
The Battle of Wits Posted: 3 weeks ago by Jerry520
One of the best scenes in The Princess Bride, with the infamous Dread Pirate Roberts.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 623 [+].
Top 10 Songs To Ruin The Mood Posted: 3 weeks ago by 1krazykorean
There are certain songs like “Sexual Healing” or “I Wanna F*** You Like An Animal” that can make the difference in your sexual encounters. But as well as songs like these can set the mood for a fantastic night of making the beast with two backs, there are songs that can ruin everything and there aren’t enough appletini’s in the world to get her juices flowing after that. These are The TOP 10 Songs To Ruin The Mood.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 107 [+].
Norman Whitfield - Motown Songwriter/Producer Has Passed Away Posted: 3 weeks ago by bernardblack
You may not recognize the name, but you LOVE his songs. He co-wrote such classics as I Heard It Through The Grapevine, War, Papa Was A Rolling Stone, Just My Imagination, Ain't Too Proud to Beg, Car Wash, Love Don't Live Here Anymore, and more
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 436 [+].
Free drinks for women who remove undies Posted: 3 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
The Saint Hotel in St Kilda is hosting a No Undie Sundie event this weekend, promising a $50 drink card if women hang their knickers over the bar.
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 534 [+].