Bio courtesy of Muppetmaker...Mr P has lived a long and hard life. Coming to America as a Canadian exile, Mr P fought bears in a freak side show for a living until a bear accidentally ripped off one of his testicles. Moving out of Maine, and away from the testicle hungry bear, Mr P began training monkeys to wear ties and smoke cigars. After five months of intense training, Mr P managed to assemble a group of 16 monkeys, who all wore their own color tie, and smoked Cigars like there was no tomorrow.The monkey troupe called themselves 'One Horny Monkey and 15 Registered Voters' and began touring the east coast. Mistaking a condom for chewing gun, one monkey got polio, and ended up, due to the high sexy drive of this one horny monkey, spread the disease to all other 15 Monkeys, placing them in wheel chairs for the rest of their days.Sullied by this tragic event, Mr P decided to live out his life as a husband, butcher, and avid yodeler.The P stands for Paradox. Figure that out.
Man Sues Doctors After Penis Amputated Posted: 2 weeks ago by murfanda
According to the lawsuit, Philip Seaton went to have a circumcision last October. Seaton said when he woke up from the procedure, he realized his penis had been amputated.
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Insane Kid Beatbox Mix Posted: 2 weeks ago by cactushair
Okay, I know what you're thinking, but just wait...it gets better...then it gets awesome.
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Wario Destroys YouTube Posted: 2 weeks ago by glik
Save the children!
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TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! 9.19.08 Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
In honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day, I give you:
THE PIRATES WHO DONT DO ANYTHING!
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Playing with the Moon Posted: 3 weeks ago by Bornbad
There was no one to credit but obviously a great deal of effort was needed to create these very artistic and interesting photos.
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Lose your house, lose your vote Posted: 4 weeks ago by murfanda
The GOP in Michigan wants to keep people with foreclosures from voting and might do so under a technicality. Ironically, most of these people are African American and live in a swing state. Interesting, no?
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Ground Breaking Scientific Research Proves Men Like Boobies and butts, and legs, pretty much every part Posted: 4 weeks ago by bernardblack
A study by the University of Leuven in Belgium finds that men tend to be willing to pay higher prices and are less effective negotiators when faced with advertisements featuring scantly clad women.
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Bella: The Hitchhiking Kitty Posted: 1 month ago by heymrp
In what is destined to be a major motion picture of bravery and heroism (based on actual events) Bella the kitty survives a horrifying, grueling, traumatic, yet somehow heartwarming story of courage and the will to overcome in difficult times. To triumph over evil, to not only save her self but the marriage of two lovers who's fates are inexorably intertwined with hers.
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The Joys Of Acne Posted: 1 month ago by suckersklub
A clinical atlas of 101 skin diseases.
Graphic and partly NSFW.
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This guy can preach! Posted: 1 month ago by heymrp
I have no idea what he is saying, but he can preach!
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Autumn and the Plot Against Me Posted: 1 month ago by MissWinkle
The mysterious origins of a Windows desktop image.
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A Teacher on the Front Line as Faith and Science Clash Posted: 1 month ago by MayhemIsBeautiful
An interesting article about a science teacher's efforts to teach evolution to Florida students who do not believe in it.
Comments: 57 Score: [-] 610 [+].
Intel cuts electric cords with wireless power system Posted: 2 months ago by KerOBerOS32
Intel on Thursday showed off a wireless electric power system that analysts say could revolutionize modern life by freeing devices from transformers and wall outlets.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 348 [+].
Oops, I duped. Link to the original in comments. Posted: 2 months ago by maven
"It's mainly for men who are exhausted by the summer's heat," Hayashi said of the beverage, believed to be the first mass-produced eel drink in Japan.
And just in time for eel season.
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Hot girls with amazing soccer skills Posted: 2 months ago by theclansman
It really doesn't get any better than this, I could watch it again and again.
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What do you do if you hit a woman on a bicycle with your car? Posted: 2 months ago by tigertony
A) Stop and see if the woman needs an ambulance
B) Hijack another vehicle
Crash the hijacked vehicle into your
own (with your kids still in it)
Run around stripping your clothes off
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 896 [+].
The girl in the window Posted: 2 months ago by Chez
Everyone knew a woman lived in the house with her boyfriend and two adult sons. But they had never seen a child there, had never noticed anyone playing in the overgrown yard.
Comments: 49 Score: [-] 1703 [+].
The only red eyeball tattoo in the world Posted: 2 months ago by arsphidius
That's right, the white parts of his right eye have been tattooed red.
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 441 [+].
Slow-Mo Punched in the face..... Posted: 2 months ago by drzima
What it says... The guy getting hit with the cell phone is best......
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 93 [+].
Easy Readah that's my Name Uh, Uh, Uh Posted: 2 months ago by stinkobinko
This was my first intro to Morgan Freeman. Electric Co. Loved it. And there's a bunch more for all you EC fans! Here's hoping Morgan, Mr. Easy Reader, will be okay. And don't miss Rita Moreno, an added bonus
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Brazilian Shoe Label & Rule-Breaking Architect Zaha Hadid Team Up Posted: 2 months ago by missvalerie86
The Brazilian shoe label teams up with rule-breaking architect Zaha Hadid for a new line of jellies. In the past, Brazilian shoe label Melissa has worked with the likes of Jean-Paul Gaultier, Alexandre Herchcovitch, Karim Rashid, and Vivienne Westwood to revamp its iconic jelly sandal. This season, Melissa took an even more avant-garde approach by inviting renowned architect Zaha Hadid to develop a brand new style.
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Double Arm Transplant Posted: 2 months ago by T1000
According to the doctor, "He vill have to deal vith havink somevone else hans".
Hopefully he doesn't decide he wants them removed later...BTW, first post!
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Who, ewe? Posted: 2 months ago by timetells
Tired of counting the same old sheep? Check these out.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 331 [+].
Evangelist preaches while daughter sings... to the police Posted: 2 months ago by tigertony
He knew that, while he was preaching, his daughter was ratting him out for molesting her, murdering his wife, and stuffing her body in a freezer.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 707 [+].
Woman sues after being 'covered in ticks from head to toe'... Posted: 2 months ago by AfroMosHi
...after falling asleep in a "first class" ferry cabin.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 308 [+].