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Yearbook Yourself Posted: 2 days ago by MissWinkle
Ever wonder what you'd look like in the past? Upload your photo and see yourself with classic hairdos and outfits through the decades.
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Orson Scott Card is definitely not a fan of gay marriage. Posted: 1 week ago by tvirus
"Regardless of law, marriage has only one definition, and any government that attempts to change it is my mortal enemy."
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What do you do if you hit a woman on a bicycle with your car? Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
A) Stop and see if the woman needs an ambulance

B) Hijack another vehicle
Crash the hijacked vehicle into your
own (with your kids still in it)
Run around stripping your clothes off
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The girl in the window Posted: 2 weeks ago by Chez
Everyone knew a woman lived in the house with her boyfriend and two adult sons. But they had never seen a child there, had never noticed anyone playing in the overgrown yard.
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Slow-Mo Punched in the face..... Posted: 2 weeks ago by drzima
What it says... The guy getting hit with the cell phone is best......
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 93 [+].

Easy Readah that's my Name Uh, Uh, Uh Posted: 2 weeks ago by stinkobinko
This was my first intro to Morgan Freeman. Electric Co. Loved it. And there's a bunch more for all you EC fans! Here's hoping Morgan, Mr. Easy Reader, will be okay. And don't miss Rita Moreno, an added bonus
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Michigan fugitive apprehended! Posted: 3 weeks ago by heymrp
33 years after escaping from a 15 year sentence. At this point I say lots community service and stiff probation!
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Double Arm Transplant Posted: 3 weeks ago by T1000
According to the doctor, "He vill have to deal vith havink somevone else hans".

Hopefully he doesn't decide he wants them removed later...BTW, first post!
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The slowest bust ever as GPS equiped turtle leads police to marijuana plants Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
Credit Turtle #72 with the arrest.
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4 Abortions By Age 16 Posted: 3 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
16! Sixteen. S-i-x-t-e-e-n years old. 4 abortions. A lot of blame and bs excuses pointed everywhere but herself and her mother. She is now 18 and is raising her 6-year old sister. She may have her act together, but I still worry for her sister.
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Posted: 3 weeks ago by heymrp
It's The Fat Albert Show!
Na Na Na Gonna have a good time!
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Who, ewe? Posted: 3 weeks ago by timetells
Tired of counting the same old sheep? Check these out.
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This is why I fly. Posted: 3 weeks ago by meggysue
Might want to pick your seatmates carefully if taking the bus as Tim McLean learned when he was decapitated by a crazed passenger. updates here
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Woman sues after being 'covered in ticks from head to toe'... Posted: 3 weeks ago by AfroMosHi
...after falling asleep in a "first class" ferry cabin.
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Marvin The Martian To Hit The Silver Screen Posted: 3 weeks ago by punthe
Warner Bros. is launching development of a "Marvin the Martian" feature at Alcon Entertainment, with principals Broderick Johnson and Andrew Kosove producing along with Steve Crystal.

Complete with lludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
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I Double Dare You Posted: 3 weeks ago by pocksucket
What's the boldest dare you've ever done? How did it compare to licking a crocodile? If it wasn't up there then you don't get to join the hippo gang.

Translation - video of hippos licking crocodiles.
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Netflix and Microsoft unite! Posted: 3 weeks ago by heymrp
Have a 360? Have a Xbox Live Gold Account? Have Netflix?
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Romance novel covers we would like to see! Posted: 3 weeks ago by TraumaMamma
I think a lot of us can agree that a large number of romance novel covers are pretty silly and are just asking to be ridiculed.
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The 2008 Perseid Meteor Shower Posted: 3 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
Mark your calendar: The 2008 Perseid meteor shower peaks on August 12th and it should be a good show. "The time to look is during the dark hours before dawn on Tuesday, August 12th," says Bill Cooke of NASA's Meteoroid Environment Office at the Marshall Space Flight Center.
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Mown A Lisa Posted: 3 weeks ago by deEPCHIll
Chris Naylor took two days to replicate Leonardo Da Vinci's masterpiece in grass, using a small lawnmower and a handful of garden tools.
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bootleg TRON 2 trailer! Posted: 3 weeks ago by tvirus
In case you didn't hear, Tron 2 (TR2N) was announced at Comic-Con this week, and they even showed a short trailer for it!

The quality of this video is bad (really bad) but it's the best you're going to see for quite some time. I'm excited!
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Zombie Dating Agency Posted: 4 weeks ago by pocksucket
When looking for a partner, which is more important? A good body or braaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnssss?
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Ghostbusters Lego Set Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
To continue in my awesome Lego set posts, that last being Futurama Legos. Now I introduce you to this custom Ghostbusters, Ecto-Mobile, and Slimer. I love stumbling upon these.
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Is it time for Batman to tone it down? Posted: 1 month ago by lostsoul135
There's got to be a less scary way to fight crime...


Definitely worth watching until the end.
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Woman sues surgeon over unwanted tattoo Posted: 1 month ago by LeehBlanc
A Camden County woman is suing her orthopedic surgeon for putting a temporary tattoo on her stomach. Her lower stomach... no, LOWER
Comments: 28 Score: [-] 582 [+].