My WebsiteJerry hatched alone in a bomb-tested desert roughly 20 years ago. Remarkably, he had no genetic defects despite the heavily-radiated air he breathed. A young Indian boy found the baby Jerry and took him to a gas station to trade for a Pepsi. The gas station owner gave the young Jerry to his daughter, an aspiring actress, as a present. The daughter took the young Jerry every where she went, including auditions. At one of the auditions, a reporter spotted the young hatchling and wanted to exploit him. Though being undeformed, the media quickly lost interest in the young hatchling and moved on to celebrity pregnancies and toy recalls. The young Jerry was suddenly abandoned and forgotten and went on his search for acceptance and human love. This is when he discovered the Internet, which has been his best friend ever since.Thanks, imnotyoo!Hi. I'm Jeremy. I am 19 going on 20. I live in Florida and my governor is a complete twit! Some people say I am a real NERD because I just can't enough of them NERDS ROPES! They're frickin' delicious. I am Puerto Rican and I am straight. I don't like penis... Except for my own. It is pretty HANDY (pun intended). However, gays are cool in my book. My middle name is Matthew but I hate math. Go figure. I have a big family. I guess my 'rents just like to get down! I don't like country music or techo, but I think techno country music is the cat's pajamas. Oh, and I think that Depeche Mode is a sweet-ass band!Thanks, Punthe!My Theme Song:Human Random Fact Generator Man, Human Random Fact Generator Man -Does whatever a Human Random Fact Generator Man can.Surfs the web, every night,He and Trebek are pretty tight.Look out! Here comes the Human Random Fact Generator Man!Is he smart? Listen, Bud!Match wits with him and you'll look like mud.Can he take over a thread?Take a look overhead.Hey there, there goes the Human Random Fact Generator Man!In the chill of night,He'll be washing his hair.And if I hear right,He shares birthdays with Cher!Human Random Fact Generator Man, Human Random Fact Generator Man -Friendly neighborhood Human Random Fact Generator ManWealth and fame, he's ignoredTrivia is his rewardTo him, life is a great big bang-upWherever there's a hang-upYou'll find the Human Random Fact Generator Man!

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