Countless decades of warfare in the gaseous planet BeanaVista had ravaged the globe. The native Beanivians, in one last desperate effort to stifle their endless suffering, gathered up the ashes of their most valiant warriors into their most holiest of pots and ... added chili!Out of this deliciously vile concoction arose a legendary being ... KillerBean!! But their hopes for a glorious millennium of peace ended tragically. As the more of their enemies were vanquished by the almighty Bean, the more his excellency's hunger for destruction rose.So incredible was his power that in one gigantic flatulent release he annihilated the world.Billions of Beanivians were vaporized ... and yet KillerBean survived. The tremendous force sent him rocketing on a collision course toward Earth, home to a dominant species of arrogant, pompous primates!May the Flying Spaghetti Monster have pity on mankind, for the seeds of their demise have been sowed. Little do they know, that their materialistic, war-mongering lives consists of the very essence that feeds the insatiable appetite of the KILLERBEAN!!!0_o
Norway gives notice: Russia to freeze NATO military ties Posted: 11 hours ago by shep182
OSLO, Norway - Norway's Defense Ministry said Russia has informed it that it plans to cut all military ties with NATO.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 174 [+].
Why is 7-year-old John Anderson from Minneapolis on the national Terrorist Watch List? Posted: 5 days ago by TraumaMamma
1. He pushed Tommy too hard on the playground.
2. His July 4th birthday means he distracts other Americans from celebrating their country.
3. John didn’t pick up the blocks during playtime.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 713 [+].
Video: Georgian reporter shot by Russian sniper during live broadcast Posted: 6 days ago by afroMOSHI
...it grazes her arm, and then she then carries on with her report.
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Woman Asked To Leave Kentucky Mall Because Of Dress Posted: 1 week ago by MeLip
With Pic.
Woman asked to leave Mall in Kentucky because her dress was (way) too hot. What's next? ANARCHY? Banned from airplanes because you're too beautiful? She bought THE dress at THE mall just the day before.
Comments: 38 Score: [-] 558 [+].
Bush warns Russia to pull back in Georgia Posted: 1 week ago by Bornbad
Pull your seat belts tight!
He said Russia's escalation of the conflict had "raised serious questions about its intentions in Georgia and the region" and had "substantially damaged Russia's standing in the world."
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 239 [+].
Giant uproar over tiny snake's name. Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
Barbados residents furious over naming of the world's tiniest snake. Follow up to maven's earlier post.
Just call it "Jerry".
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McCain: Dazed and confused Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
This could be your next President, USA.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 165 [+].
Fox News Busted Posted: 2 weeks ago by theclansman
Ex-White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan exposed Fox News as a propaganda tool for the White House on Chris Mathews Hardball.
Comments: 27 Score: [-] 626 [+].
FCC to punish Comcast for Violating Net Neutrality Posted: 3 weeks ago by TheJehosephat
A big win for the Net Neutrality act!
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 474 [+].
4 Abortions By Age 16 Posted: 3 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
16! Sixteen. S-i-x-t-e-e-n years old. 4 abortions. A lot of blame and bs excuses pointed everywhere but herself and her mother. She is now 18 and is raising her 6-year old sister. She may have her act together, but I still worry for her sister.
Comments: 35 Score: [-] 963 [+].
So which woman has the perfect body? (NSFW) Posted: 3 weeks ago by Maxriter
It seems men and women have very different ideas about the perfect female figure. While women yearn for the waspish waist of a size 8 model, men hanker after a curvy size 12 with hips. Oh yes!
Comments: 32 Score: [-] 718 [+].
9/11 billboard draws flak from Florida Democrats, GOP Posted: 1 month ago by bingo
A Florida man is using billboards with an image of the burning World Trade Center to encourage votes for a Republican presidential candidate, drawing criticism for politicizing the 9/11 attacks.
Businessman Mike Meehan says he has put up three billboards such as this one around Orlando, Florida.
"Please Don't Vote for a Democrat" reads the type over the picture of the twin towers after hijacked airliners hit them on September, 11, 2001.
PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A PRIVATE CITIZEN, NOT THE REPUBLICANS.
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Movie shows alien's-eye view of Earth and Moon Posted: 1 month ago by AutumnLotus
A spacecraft sent on a mission to inspect comets has filmed the Earth and its moon from 31 million miles away, making an alien's-eye view of our world. VIDEO
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 512 [+].
Hot super-Earths could host life after all Posted: 1 month ago by AutumnLotus
Massive, rocky worlds called 'super-Earths' – even those orbiting searingly close to their stars – may provide the right conditions for life, recent research suggests.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 261 [+].
N.J. Councilman Starts Crusade Against Saggy Pants Posted: 1 month ago by deEPCHIll
...because doing so will solve all of New Jersey's problems.
Comments: 23 Score: [-] 283 [+].
UFOverload Posted: 1 month ago by pocksucket
This summer has seen an unusually high peak in the number of UFO sightings reported in the UK.
Of course just because the person doing the reporting can't identify what they've seen doesn't mean it's not, say, the moon.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 250 [+].
Head fake Posted: 1 month ago by deEPCHIll
How Prozac sent the science of depression in the wrong direction.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 188 [+].
Iraq insists on withdrawal timetable for US troops Posted: 1 month ago by TraumaMamma
Iraq's national security adviser said Tuesday his country will not accept any security deal with the United States unless it contains specific dates for the withdrawal of U.S.-led forces. President Bush has said he opposes a timetable. What!?!?!
Comments: 15 Score: [-] 502 [+].
Crowd-Controlling MEDUSA Ray Gun Puts Voices Inside Your Head Posted: 1 month ago by Bornbad
The sound bypasses the eardrums and emanates from within the skull.
"You can’t block it out."
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 219 [+].
Car Thief Thwarts Terror Attempt Posted: 1 month ago by dougisdumb
He was stunned when he looked inside - it was filled with gas cans and Styrofoam cups containing a mysterious white substance with protruding wires and switches. Then he got out and called a cop he knows from his run-ins with the law. "He did the right thing," a high-ranking officer said. "And he possibly saved a lot of people's lives."
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 115 [+].
Boycott McDonalds Posted: 1 month ago by Maven
AFA is boycotting McDonalds because McD's supports diversity...specifically, gays. They may be in trouble though...turns out, most major corporations have a similar policy!
hehehehe
Comments: 39 Score: [-] 622 [+].
Is Your Baby A Finicky Eater or A Racist? Posted: 1 month ago by 2manyusernames
The National Children's Bureau, has issued guidance to play leaders and nursery teachers advising them to be alert for racist incidents among youngsters in their care.
Racist incidents, which include such things as 3-year olds turning their nose up at unfamiliar food.
Comments: 24 Score: [-] 625 [+].
Impossible Experiments Posted: 2 months ago by 2manyusernames
Just what sort of experiments would you undertake if ethics wasn't a concern?
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 472 [+].
Hitler Beheaded Posted: 2 months ago by pocksucket
Within hours of the Hitler waxwork figure going on display in Berlin an unnamed 41 year old tore its head off.
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 616 [+].
Deep Down, We Can’t Fool Even Ourselves Posted: 2 months ago by DerAlt
The moral hypocrite, by contrast, has convinced himself that he is acting virtuously even when he does something he would condemn in others. You can understand this “self-halo” effect — and perhaps discover it in someone very close to you — by considering what happened when two psychologists, Piercarlo Valdesolo and David DeSteno, tested people’s reactions to the following situation.
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 465 [+].