For more fun about me, visit my blog Musings of a Not-Quite-Right Mind I'm a tech geek. Always have been. I LOVE to learn. I haven't had a repair person to my house in 9 years. If I can't fix it, at least I've saved someone the trouble of taking it apart. Problem is, I don't admit defeat easily, so I ALWAYS find a way to fix it. I am a Mac user since and a Windows geek. Vista gets a lot of undeserved flak, but OS X beats it with half it's processor tied behind it's back.I have a unique philosophy on life. I won't bore you here with it, but for three easy payments of $19.99 (That's LESS THAN $60!) I will send you my new Audio Tape or Podcast. Okay, so just send me a PM, and I'll enlighten you ;)I sometimes misspell things or make up words. This is on purpose. You will be able to tell. Any other time you catch me, edit my post and hold my mistake up for the world to see. First one to catch me gets 1,000* upvotes.In everyday life, I strive to be a good father (all of the other kids ask our kids if they can trade parents... even though at OUR house we have chores and responsibilities, so we must be doing SOMETHING right) a good friend, and a good fiancee, son, brother, etc. On Plime, I like to contribute to a thread, whether by making you laugh, p*ssed, or think. Sometimes all three. Whether you agree with my views or not, I hope that most of the time I entertain AND inform you. When I'm right, I'm right. When I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I am more than wiling to admit to both ;)*1,000 upvotes equal to 1,000*my current Karma/1,000
Geek-T-Shirts in real time Posted: 13 hours ago by Frunchroom
Geeks
It's what they're wearing.
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One-legged porn star (careful@work) Posted: 20 hours ago by Bornbad
I noticed there was
something odd about her foot: it was peeling,
like paint might peel off an old chair.
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Comcast hates Plime addicts Posted: 1 day ago by Wingnut
Starting in October, the broadband provider will limit subscribers to 250 gb of internet activity monthly. That's the equivalent of 62,500 song downloads, 125 movie downloads, or refreshing your Plime page a mere 50 million times to see if anyone upvoted your story on dryer lint.
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Vice President Sarah Palin : President Palin in 4-8 years Posted: 1 day ago by 2manyusernames
This could make things quite interesting indeed. McCain has announced that Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin is his Vice Presidential choice. This really is an ideal candidate for him. Could help with the Hillary voters, she's younger and has a lot of supporters even outside her state. Even many democrats like her.
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30 Greatest Moments In Found Porn History (SFW) Posted: 1 day ago by LeeHBlanC
30 Photos and products which are perfectly clean, unless you have a dirty mind ;)
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IE8 To Have A "Porn Mode" Posted: 4 days ago by 2manyusernames
Been surfing for porn at work, home, and/or school? Internet Explorer 8 will have a special privacy mode so that what happens at your desk, isn't discoverable by teachers, co-workers, grandparents, etc/
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Boy Butter Posted: 6 days ago by suckersklub
Crisco is dead. Long live Maven!
[slightly NSFW]
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Grammar Nazis vs. erroneous apostrophe Posted: 1 week ago by stinkobinko
corrected...er...defaced a more than 60-year-old, hand-painted sign at Grand Canyon National Park.
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Wine Spectator gives its Award of Excellence to a phony restaurant Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
A U.S. prankster says he made up a fictional Italian restaurant and was able to win an award of excellence for it from a wine magazine.
Cheers!
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Man found dead in pub toilet two days after choking Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
...on steak!!
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Cook sentenced for putting his own hair in customer's steak Posted: 1 week ago by suebe
In an update to dollyllama's earlier post, the former Wisconsin Texas Roadhouse cook who intentionally shoved hair into a customer’s steak is going to jail.
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Environmental photographer of the year 2008 Posted: 1 week ago by Bornbad
Gallery of photos.
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Text Messages Sent From The Grave Posted: 1 week ago by LeEhBlAnC
Englander Frank Jones claims that his wife, Sadie, has been sending him text messages from the afterlife
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Polygamy is the key to a long life Posted: 2 weeks ago by bingo
Want to live a little longer? Get a second wife. New research suggests that men from polygamous cultures outlive those from monogamous ones.
Now if you can just make the wife agree, huh guys?
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Stickers appraise mundane objects in Wisconsin town Posted: 2 weeks ago by LeEhBlAnC
No one seems to know where the mysterious stickers came from - colorful dots that appeared in this eastern Wisconsin town, apparently placing a value on the most mundane of public objects. An orange dot on a decorative light post is labeled "Art Object, $10,000."
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We Need a Black Google Posted: 2 weeks ago by doggylives
Some people are wondering if Google is too white, as in Caucasian, because so many white people use Google that it returns results that alienate the rest of the population
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The best job interview questions from Microsoft, Google… and IKEA Posted: 2 weeks ago by bernardblack
or possibly the worst job interview questions from Microsoft & Google.
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Now that I know why you pirate my games this is what I'll do Posted: 2 weeks ago by bernardblack
Recently a game developer asked people why do they pirate his games. He got a multitude of answers and here he gives some of them and explains what he plans on doing.
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Why is 7-year-old John Anderson from Minneapolis on the national Terrorist Watch List? Posted: 2 weeks ago by TraumaMamma
1. He pushed Tommy too hard on the playground.
2. His July 4th birthday means he distracts other Americans from celebrating their country.
3. John didn’t pick up the blocks during playtime.
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Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Pushed Back Posted: 2 weeks ago by eLJay
Well my day just keeps getting better. NOT. They have pushed back the release date for the next HP movie! /runs off to scream/
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You've been Barack-Rolled again (DUPE) Posted: 2 weeks ago by AmosWolfe
Barack Obama sampled and re-mixed - DUPE - Go and upvote the original:
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Teen Killed by Bullet from Floor Below Posted: 2 weeks ago by sykeo56
Kid was laying in bed when he got shot in the head by a bullet that was fired upward from the floor below.
Jersey.
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Crappiest superheroes of all time Posted: 2 weeks ago by bernardblack
A baby that was raised by condors (giving him the ability to fly of course). A guy dressed like an old woman. A man with trained bees. These are just some of the really "Crappiest superheroes of all time". Who would you nominate?
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Wife auctions evidence of husband's affair on Internet Posted: 2 weeks ago by topofall
An Australian woman has taken revenge on her cheating husband by auctioning his mistress's "huge" panties and his "size small" condom packet on eBay.
Link to listing -
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The "Mosquito" ringtone...organized by khz and age Posted: 2 weeks ago by lpoindexter
This subject has been touched on before...but this isn't exactly a dupe. It has the "mosquito" ringtones organized by age...depending on how old you are, you should be able to hear certain tones. Great for tormenting the kids! (I'm 29 and can barely hear the 30 & under tone.)
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