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Horn Posted: 1 week ago by muppetmaker
Horn
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Called for Help Posted: 5 months ago by muppetmaker
Called for Help - Think Geek
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Pizza Boss 3000 Pizza Slicer Posted: 6 months ago by muppetmaker
Wow I havent done this in awhile.. submit a link. Huh almost forgot what this page looked like. Anywho... Pizza Boss 3000 Pizza Slicer. All your manly dreams have just came true.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 90 [+].

Jason Vorhees' Body Count Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
Every person in all the Friday the 13th movies, how they died, listed by name, by movie, in this epic poster.

Contains Spoilers
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'I love Jesus, but I drink a Little' Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
This 88 year old woman, named Gladys, a regular watcher is a comedic genius. She called Ellen with a suggestion about a plant, and when Ellen called back, hilarity ensues. This woman is AMAZING.
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 856 [+].

Crazy Covered Cars Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
From keyboard keys, to pens and grass. Some of the oddest cars that are made of or covered with some rather interesting things. Corks, Cars, and Crystals oh my!
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 174 [+].

Did the Nazis Really Invent Fanta? Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
An interesting article about the creation of the popular fruit soda 'Fanta' during World War II in Nazi Germany by a Coca-Cola director with limited ingredients and a fascist party breathing down his neck.
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What are you doing to my son! - God Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
Words cannot describe the pure awesomeness of this picture.
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Oh man, call the insurance company... Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
I can't believe some of these accidents, and am greatly humored by some of them as well.

Enjoy!
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Winner of Superbowl XLIII: Pittsburgh Steelers!! Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
Final Score - Cardinals:23 Steelers:27

Time to ante up on bets, finish off the keg, and wrap up the nachos for lunch tomorrow, cause we have a new NFL Champ!
The first franchise in history to win 6 Superbowls!

Frankly, I was only watching for the commercials.
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Every Superbowl 2009 Commercial Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
Miss the game? Loved a certain ad? Want to rewatch a trailer? HULU chronicles every commercial by quarter, just for you.
Other links in the comments, incase HULU doesnt work for you.

And to think that HULU is just a bunch of evil aliens intent on controlling our banana mush minds...(watch the HULU ad)
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Why are the Sun and the Moon the same size? Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
Well thats a good question. The short answer? Coincidence.
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Rainbow Cake - A Psychedelic Recipe Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
How freaking cool is this cake? I so need to make one. I bet it tastes like happy.
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Norad Tracks Santa! Posted: 11 months ago by muppetmaker
He is about to hit the sky and work his way across the globe spreading Christmas Cheer and gifts!

Click on the link for stats and a nice GPS track of where he is.
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Snopes: The 12 Days Of Christmas Origins Posted: 11 months ago by muppetmaker
What is True, and What is False in the story behind a classic and well known Christmas Carol. Snopes provides a hugely indepth look at the song, and where it might have come from.

Was a really good read.
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New Scientific Theory: The Further Away From Ludacris You Are, The Sadder You ARe Posted: 11 months ago by muppetmaker
Brilliant Theory, complete with Diagram.
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Cute Things Falling Asleep Posted: 11 months ago by muppetmaker
The title says it all. A wonderfully and quite frankly ridiculously cute blog.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 441 [+].

Miss You So Posted: 12 months ago by muppetmaker
This image speaks hugely to me. There really is no description on the site. Makes me think instantly of a miss carriage.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 208 [+].

Spinning / Cold Side Posted: 12 months ago by muppetmaker
Spinning / Cold side from 2493 on flickr.
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Like a reflection of the soul... Posted: 12 months ago by muppetmaker
Like a reflection of the soul...
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Why hellloooooo there.... Posted: 12 months ago by muppetmaker
Sup guys?
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Worth 1000 Words Posted: 12 months ago by muppetmaker
A Picture is Worth 1000 words...

I found this on Digg, user ligyron's friend had just lost his leg in an accident, and took this picture when he got out of the hospital...
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Literal interpretation. Posted: 12 months ago by muppetmaker
Its just so... damned... literal.
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Eternal Red Posted: 12 months ago by muppetmaker
A Lovechild of Platformer Games and Tower Defense Games.

Really a lot of fun.
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Why hello there... Posted: 12 months ago by muppetmaker
Curious Squirrel. Source not cited.
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