[Revision:]I'm leaving Plime. Because I'm really fucked up right now.As if you didn't already know.Ask Jax for details, I gave him a few.Druther you just forgot about me, though.Happy Pliming!
Note to self: Next time you're carrying 43 pounds of pot in your trunk, try not to crash into police cars. Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
In other news, Plime does not have "Stupid" category.
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Woman Launches Searing Smear Campaign, Robs Bank with Box of Baby Wipes Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
Baby charged as accessory to the crime, says DA is full of shit.
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Dodge Unleashes Demon In Switzerland At The Geneva Motor Show Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
The coolest cars you'll see all day.
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Airline Employee to Be Retrained Following Gore Security Breach Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
An American Airlines employee who led former Vice President Al Gore and two staffers around an airport security line Wednesday will be required to re-take an airport security training course.
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Worried Your Insurance Company Might Not Cover You in the Event of Future Terrorist Catastrophes? Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
Presenting "Terrorism Insurance." Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Feds. Are you in good hands?
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Taxi Driver Runs Down A Man Apparently Raping A Woman Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
Turns out the man was her boyfriend. Can you say "Assault?"
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Babelfish Translation Tool Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
Очень полезный инструмент. Übersetzen Sie jede mögliche Sprache!
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China Military Spending Boom Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
"World" category surrenders to "War" as China boosts military spending by 17.8 percent this year. EVERYBODY PANIC!
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Michael Moore Unmasked Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
"If you have to sell out your values and principles to get at a greater truth, where does that leave you?"
What goes around comes around.
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UK Children To Be Fingerprinted For Database Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
The march of socialism continues.
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Federal Agents Found 67 People At 'Stash House' For Illegal Immigrants Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
¡TODOS PÁNICO!
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Alabama School Warned Hours Before Tornado Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
Administrators at a high school where eight students died in a tornado were warned about severe weather nearly three hours before the twister struck.
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Howard Dean Demands GOP Candidates Denounce Ann Coulter for Referring to John Edwards as a 'Faggot' Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
Breaking news. (Tinkle, tinkle!)
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Consultant for Philly Schools: "Little or No Learning Was Actually Occurring" Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
. . . and "many of the students in attendance were listening to headphones, sleeping, doodling or wandering around the room talking or shouting." Once again, our wonderful public education system... oh never mind.
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New pavilion holding the Liberty Bell to honor slaves as well Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
In addition to the Liberty Bell, there will be a new exhibit honoring the work and efforts made by the slaves of the era as well as showing what their daily lives were like.
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Student Responds to Razzing With "That's So Gay." Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
So what, you say? Because those three words pulled the high school freshman into a lawsuit.
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Blogger gets four years in jail for insulting Islam Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
How many collective years are Plime users up to now?
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Police Discover 100 Sheep Carcases After Neighbors Notice Baa-Baaaaad Smell Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
Brought to you by downtown Toronto.
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Virtual Terror Strikes Second Life Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
EVERYBODY VIRTUALLY PANIC
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Increase In YouTube Video Clips May Cause Internet To Crash Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
EVERYBODY PANIC!
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After Guinness Nod to Indian Chili, Woman to Set Record Eating it Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
In other news, scientists predict new hole in ozone layer to open up over London very soon.
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Mr. Bean Goes to Church Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
May I offer you a delicious video, for your viewing enjoyment? Ever felt like this?
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Photoshop Evolution Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
Another video demonstrating just how much your favorite celebrities are photoshopped to look the way they do. People's perception of beauty isn't even real.
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U.S. Court Upholds Same-Sex Teaching to Children, Tells Christians to Suck It Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
Federal Judge Mark Wolf ruled on Friday that public schools are "entitled to teach anything that is reasonably related to the goals of preparing students to become engaged and productive citizens in our democracy." Homosexuality in public schools OK, but Christianity still isn't.
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Romney Family Tree Has Polygamy Branch Posted: 3 years ago by MaskedWriter
. . . So? He has a bigger-than-normal extended family?
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