Maven spent her early years training for the Olympics. At the tender age of 27, she was shot and killed. She then was brought back from the dead by a magical squirrel named Billy. Her ghost now searches the forums of Plime to seek the ways of the Plimate. When she achieves the status of UBERPLIMATE, she shall ascend to heaven and be seated by the right hand of the Father, cleaning His nails. I keep fishes in boxes. I also run an aquarium board.I locate suitable caretakers for lost and abandoned baked goods.To volunteer
'Stillborn baby' comes back to life in hospital fridge Posted: 1 day ago by ConeOfSilence
A stillborn Israeli baby who was pronounced dead by doctors "came back to life" yesterday after spending hours in a hospital refrigerator.
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Alleged war criminal loses extradition hearing Posted: 1 day ago by ConeOfSilence
An 86-year-old man from Perth has been taken into custody after a magistrate ruled he was eligible to be extradited to Hungary to face a charge of murdering a Jewish teenager during World War II.
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This girl is not real. I swear. Posted: 1 day ago by JoshSF49
Facial animation technology has become waaaaaay too advanced in my opinion.
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You've seen those Back-to-School supply lists at Wal-Mart Posted: 1 day ago by tigertony
Yea well, they make those lists up themselves... and include sh*t that schools specifically DON'T want kids to bring.
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Music fans 'sent child pornography' Posted: 2 days ago by ConeOfSilence
Children searching for their favorite pop music using the popular download software LimeWire have been sent graphic pornographic images of children.
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Meet Yoda Posted: 2 days ago by Nateebiinature
When Valerie and Ted Rock came across a kitten with four-ears, they couldn't believe their eyes...
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We Need a Black Google Posted: 3 days ago by doggylives
Some people are wondering if Google is too white, as in Caucasian, because so many white people use Google that it returns results that alienate the rest of the population
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For Movies, June 1981 Is A Very Good Vintage Posted: 3 days ago by Furious
So, when looking back, June 1981 was a very good month for movies. You may be thinking that’s pretty obvious since that was when Raiders of the Lost Ark, Superman II, and the latest James Bond caper For Your Eyes Only were released, but there were several other movies released that month that made it something special.
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Cops forget their dogs locked in patrol car Posted: 4 days ago by suebe
...and the dogs died from heatstroke.
San Diego and Phoenix...You would think they'd remember their beloved canine partners.
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Moose poop incense Posted: 7 days ago by suebe
Smells like willow, red dogwood trees and other woodsy smells.
"It doesn't smell like poop at all."
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You've Got Post-Rapture Mail Posted: 7 days ago by stinkobinko
Sending e-mails to nonbelieving friends and family who are "left behind" after you are whisked away by God in the rapture.
And what would you say? Wish you were here?
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Pictured: The horrific moment Olympic weightlifter turns his elbow back to front Posted: 1 week ago by ybcool
ouch...
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The rare plant that towers over owner's house after Britain's barmy weather causes it to grow 25ft in 'a few weeks' Posted: 1 week ago by AutumnLotus
For more than a quarter of a century, it had been nothing more than a clump of spiky leaves. Then the plant suddenly burst through the centre and grew and grew and grew, shooting up 25ft in a matter of weeks and bursting into yellow-green flowers.
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The Perpetrator of One of The Collosal California Wildfires Crying About His Punishment. Posted: 1 week ago by bernardblack
He ignored warnings by the media and neighbors not to mow. His mowing sparked a fire that turned into a huge wildfire. He turned down a plea agreement and showed no remorse for his actions then or now. He could have been out in a few months if he had came forward, confessed and faced his actions. Instead he served 2 years in prison.
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Meet Aussie the goldfish who swims upside down Posted: 1 week ago by AutumnLotus
Aussie, who shares a tank on pub bar, has spent the last four years of her life upside down and - as far as anyone can tell - is perfectly comfortable with this.
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German woman has spent the last TEN YEARS at Palma de Mallorca's airport in Spain Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
She lives there with her cat
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Fiend had 'sex with 400 cows' Posted: 1 week ago by BernardBlack
(not in the same night of course)
Seriously, this sick f*** didn't just molest cows, horses, and what not, but he tortured them as well.
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Isaac Hayes has died - Chef dead at 65 Posted: 2 weeks ago by loonytoon
Not another one :(
Hayes was taken to Baptist East Hospital in Memphis, and was pronounced dead at 2:08 PM
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38 People Die After Being Bitten by Vampire Bats Posted: 2 weeks ago by loonytoon
Transylvanian Count wanted for questioning after 38 people in Venezuela die from bites
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The Jr. Dark Knight Posted: 2 weeks ago by tvirus
It's Batman, but with little kids!
I found the original link! Check it out!
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Teen age girls reportedly attacked by stiletto wielding mob Posted: 2 weeks ago by browntrout
As many as 30 angry biatches attacked the teens with 6 and 8 inch stiletto heels. Pure fashion madness!!
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Where have all the real men gone? Posted: 2 weeks ago by bingo
Top American columnist Kathleen Parker is causing a furor with her new book "Save the Males", in which she argues that feminism has neutered men and deprived them of their noble, protective role in society.
Personally I do think chivalry is dead because of it.
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Bernie Mac dead at 50 Posted: 2 weeks ago by loonytoon
Bernie Mac passed away this morning from pneumonia
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Fat kids...Who is to blame? Posted: 2 weeks ago by maven
This report makes the case the restaurants aren't helping American Children stay slim by offering 'kid meals' high in calories.
I think that parents who happily pay out for these poor food choices (same choices they probably make for themselves) shoulder more of the blame.
What do you think?
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It's Coca Cola Day Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
The first sales were at Jacob's Pharmacy in Atlanta, Georgia, on May 8, 1886.
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