I just returned from Israel about 2 weeks ago and I want to go back. Despite all the fighting and the hostility, it was so beautiful and the people were so amazing that I can't stop thinking about it.I think people sound like idiots when they curse excessively or say "like" a lot/ incorrectly. On the other hand, people probably read me as an idiot sometimes because I can't spell to save my life. What can you do?

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Bacon of the Month Club!!!! Posted: 2 days ago by muppetmaker
FINALLY! ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!

Enjoy a different artisan bacon delivered to your door once a month, monthly news letters, t-shirts, toy pigs, and a pig nose! All for being a member.
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Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her Parents Posted: 2 days ago by neo3979
A Jewish girl away from home at college prank calls her parents and tells them she started dating an Italian guy. The father threatens to kill the guy and the mothers comments are priceless
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If cellphones DID cause cancer, could you stop using them? Posted: 3 days ago by cactushair
What if some years from now it's shown that using a cellphone for 35 years doubles, triples or quadruples your risk for brain cancer. Is it possible to go back to landlines, or are cellphones so important now (already!) to our quality of life that we'd be willing to take enormous risks to continue to use them?
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How to confuse an idiot Posted: 4 days ago by michellu
Funny as hell
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Americans are world's top drug users: study Posted: 5 days ago by ybcool
winning the war on drugs...

"Americans are the world's top consumers of cannabis and cocaine despite punitive US drug laws, according to an international study published in the online scientific magazine PLoS Medicine."
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KATAMARI DAMACY!!!! 2d game Posted: 6 days ago by mewhitenoise
Pretty cool Katamari game, the only reason I would ever associate myself with the phrase "Royal Rainbow!!!"

picture only slightly related
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Devo suing McDonalds over Happy Meal toy Posted: 7 days ago by Bornbad
Post-punk pioneers Devo say they are suing McDonald's in the US over a Happy Meal doll that sports the band's signature red flower pot hat.
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The Deportation of the Hungarian Jews Posted: 7 days ago by Bornbad
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Not Inviting 2 Classmates to Birthday Party Leads to Whining and Complaint to Parliament Posted: 1 week ago by doggylives
The school confiscated all of the invitation cards because of discrimination … which led the father to complain to the Swedish parliament because his "child’s rights has been violated.
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Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story "The Tale of Watchers Woods" Posted: 1 week ago by muppetmaker
Are you afraid of the dark?
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Politician Demands Poland Strip soccer player of Citizenship Posted: 1 week ago by SkandarGraun
German star forward Lukas Podolski was born in Poland. In Germany's opening match against Poland, he scored both goals in a 2-0 victory. A Polish politician called for Podolski's Polish citizenship to be revoked.
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Just Do It: Deleting A Guy’s Number Posted: 2 weeks ago by mydarkroots
God I can relate. Just delete their numbers so you are spared the shame of drunk texting dudes you made it with when they are clearly not interested
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12 Most Gorgeous Pools in the World Posted: 2 weeks ago by carguy4life
Luxury pools for that luxury lifestyle all Plimates deserve.
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Apollo Landing Transcript Poster Posted: 2 weeks ago by wildminou
In 2002, Motorola created a poster of the full conversation between Apollo and Houston. Gives a nice look into an important event in history. Download the poster here(PDF), and zoom in as much as you want.
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Flesh Shoe Posted: 2 weeks ago by doggylives
Other than simply being twisted, this piece comments on issues of sweatshop labour and content ownership.

Yeah, right.
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How can you describe rape without using the word? Posted: 3 weeks ago by pvisi111
A Nebraska court is forcing a young woman to find out.
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Kung Pao Chicken Made Official for Olympics! Posted: 3 weeks ago by carguy4life
Take a break from reading about the elections, the s**tty housing market, or global warming and read about the important stuff: kung pao chicken
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Israel Agrees To Gaza Cease Fire - for now... Posted: 3 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
After many months of bitter clashes with Hamas and Israel, a truce has been agreed to by both parties. In addition, the Israeli blockade of Gaza will end.
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Free Speech - Only In America Posted: 3 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
Freedom of Speech is one of America's greatest rights. Sadly it is a very rare freedom. Many countries - even countries you'd expect to be freedom-lovers say no to free speech. Oh you have the right to say nice sweet things, but you can't say anything mean or negative, anything that might hurt a group's feelings.

wasn't going to post this, but it fit in with the salon owner article
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Ten Arguments Against Same-Sex Marriages (And How Stupid The Arguments Are) Posted: 3 weeks ago by doggylives
There's a list circulating from a website called NoGayMarriage. The list is called, "Ten Arguments Against Gay Marriage".

This is one guys take on those arguments.

NSFW Language
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Jewish religious students burn bibles Posted: 2 months ago by 2manyusernames
Orthodox Jews set fire to hundreds of copies of the New Testament in the latest act of violence against Christian missionaries in the Holy Land.
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Art-O-Mat Posted: 2 months ago by barwench
Art-o-mat machines are retired cigarette vending machines that have been converted to vend art.

I would love to come across one of these, I think it's an ingenious idea.
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Dead cat transformed into black diamond ring Posted: 2 months ago by kamaloo
When Sooty the cat passed away his doting owner consoled herself by having him turned into a unique black diamond
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Philly to fire 4 officers over suspect beating. Posted: 2 months ago by shep182
19 officers involved in the beating of 3 suspects...
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16-year-old chopped into pieces Posted: 2 months ago by AutumnLotus
In a gruesome murder, a 16-year-old girl was chopped into pieces and her flesh stripped off and dumped at a local market where meat was sold, a Hong Kong newspaper says.
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