He has died. No word on the cause yet. picked by Moe 1 week ago

They say they are losing money on the $1.00 Double Cheeseburger sales they are being forced to promote. Apparently the Double Cheeseburgers cost $1.10 to make. picked by Moe 2 weeks ago

Man busted for drugs claimed the paraphernalia belonged to the Lord who was trying to set him up.

One toke over the line sweet Jesus... picked by Moe 2 weeks ago

A fun filled time where kids compete to see how far they can throw a dead rabbit has been banned due to complaints from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. No word on if they understand that dead rabbits feel no pain.

Killjoys. picked by Moe 3 weeks ago

Shooter at the Army post, thought to have died actually survived and is in custody.

Ugh

edited for information update picked by Moe 3 weeks ago

The only three McDonald's in Iceland have closed their doors. picked by Moe 3 weeks ago

The uber idea they claim Pepsi stole from them? Selling purified bottled water. No sh*t. One billion dollars.

For their part, Pepsi (who's lawyers never showed up for the trial) claims the statute of limitations should preclude the lawsuit. But also that they weren't aware of the lawsuit until after the ruling.

I'd LOVE to see the board meeting where they talk about this one! picked by Moe 4 weeks ago

And so far is winning. Because the hostage cannot afford a lawyer and has to defend himself in court.

<--- Scumbag pictured to the left. picked by Moe 1 month ago

You know it had to happen. Technically NSFW. picked by Moe 1 month ago

A newly released independent review states that Billy Mays was not a chronic cocaine user as the original autopsy stated, and that cocaine did not contribute to his death.

And for only $19.95 you can get a copy of the review (just kidding there). picked by Moe 1 month ago

and hilarity, as it always does, ensues. She burned through $5,000 on a debit card, then left saying she's be back REAL SOON with more cash. Hours later, cops toss everyone out early. Customers trash the store when they find out they weren't going to get any free stuff. picked by Moe 1 month ago

And people applaud her for it. The news makes her out to be a hero when all she is is a filthy old killer with a bow.

Yes, I'm jealous picked by Moe 2 months ago

One amazingly powerful statement from PostSecret. picked by Moe 2 months ago

BREAKING NEWS

Warnings issued for New Zealand, Hawaii, New Guinea... picked by Moe 2 months ago

One amazing hour of Radio Lab. Listen to this. Seriously. Parasites that cured asthma and allergies, parasites that control your mind...and MORE! picked by Moe 2 months ago

Fair and balanced. Right. picked by Moe 2 months ago

Take this! It can be eerily accurate yet amazingly simple to take. Five minutes to results. picked by Moe 3 months ago

What a deal. picked by Moe 3 months ago

Susan Atkins was convicted of the murder of a pregnant woman 40 years ago. A parole board has denied her release. She is currently fighting terminal brain cancer. picked by Moe 3 months ago

You are looking at individual molecules of pentacene. Image taken with an atomic force microscope tipped with a single molecule of carbon monoxide.

Scale: The black line at the bottom left is 20 Angstroms.

Un-freaking-real picked by Moe 3 months ago

All we are saying... picked by Moe 3 months ago

Just in case you were missing his face in the media lately.

UPDATE: Coroner rules homicide! picked by Moe 3 months ago

Could this be a case of the pot calling the kettle...black? Inquiring minds want to know. picked by Moe 3 months ago

But after the error was discovered, they stated that they will not honor any orders that came in with the incorrect price.

What's your opinion? picked by Moe 3 months ago

You decide.

I'm thinking it would be hard to beat this one. But then again, I've said that before.

Read the article. I don't want to ruin the surprise picked by Moe 5 months ago