Moe is Moe.Old man in purpleTainting the promising young.Reputable, though.
Ken Ober is not Canadian... Posted: 4 days ago by Moe
He has died. No word on the cause yet.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 369 [+].
Burger King franchise owner sue BK Corporate Posted: 1 week ago by Moe
They say they are losing money on the $1.00 Double Cheeseburger sales they are being forced to promote. Apparently the Double Cheeseburgers cost $1.10 to make.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 273 [+].
The devil made me do it! Err, wait no it was teh Mister JESUS! Posted: 2 weeks ago by Moe
Man busted for drugs claimed the paraphernalia belonged to the Lord who was trying to set him up.
One toke over the line sweet Jesus...
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 214 [+].
New Zealand bans kids' annual rabbit throw Posted: 2 weeks ago by Moe
A fun filled time where kids compete to see how far they can throw a dead rabbit has been banned due to complaints from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. No word on if they understand that dead rabbits feel no pain.
Killjoys.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 462 [+].
Multiple deaths in Fort Hood, TX Posted: 2 weeks ago by Moe
Shooter at the Army post, thought to have died actually survived and is in custody.
Ugh
edited for information update
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 795 [+].
And Valhalla echoed with shouts of bloodthirsty joy Posted: 3 weeks ago by Moe
The only three McDonald's in Iceland have closed their doors.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 554 [+].
Pepsi ordered to pay one BILLION dollars to a couple of dudes in Waukesha, Wisconsin Posted: 3 weeks ago by Moe
The uber idea they claim Pepsi stole from them? Selling purified bottled water. No sh*t. One billion dollars.
For their part, Pepsi (who's lawyers never showed up for the trial) claims the statute of limitations should preclude the lawsuit. But also that they weren't aware of the lawsuit until after the ruling.
I'd LOVE to see the board meeting where they talk about this one!
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 495 [+].
Man who killed 1, took another hostage now suing the hostage Posted: 4 weeks ago by Moe
And so far is winning. Because the hostage cannot afford a lawyer and has to defend himself in court.
<--- Scumbag pictured to the left.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 390 [+].
Marge's Playboy pics leaked online Posted: 1 month ago by Moe
You know it had to happen. Technically NSFW.
Comments: 21 Score: [-] 675 [+].
But wait, there's more! Posted: 1 month ago by Moe
A newly released independent review states that Billy Mays was not a chronic cocaine user as the original autopsy stated, and that cocaine did not contribute to his death.
And for only $19.95 you can get a copy of the review (just kidding there).
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 335 [+].
Woman offers to buy people stuff with lottery winnings Posted: 1 month ago by Moe
and hilarity, as it always does, ensues. She burned through $5,000 on a debit card, then left saying she's be back REAL SOON with more cash. Hours later, cops toss everyone out early. Customers trash the store when they find out they weren't going to get any free stuff.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 355 [+].
90 Year Old woman murders poor defenseless 9 point buck Posted: 1 month ago by Moe
And people applaud her for it. The news makes her out to be a hero when all she is is a filthy old killer with a bow.
Yes, I'm jealous
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 392 [+].
The power of a wrong number Posted: 2 months ago by Moe
One amazingly powerful statement from PostSecret.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 175 [+].
8.3 Earthquake in Samoa, tsunami reportedly hits capital Posted: 2 months ago by Moe
BREAKING NEWS
Warnings issued for New Zealand, Hawaii, New Guinea...
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 703 [+].
Several awesome tales of parasites Posted: 2 months ago by Moe
One amazing hour of Radio Lab. Listen to this. Seriously. Parasites that cured asthma and allergies, parasites that control your mind...and MORE!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 179 [+].
Fox News caught lying about other networks' reporting Posted: 2 months ago by Moe
Fair and balanced. Right.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 304 [+].
Cool personality quiz using colors Posted: 2 months ago by Moe
Take this! It can be eerily accurate yet amazingly simple to take. Five minutes to results.
Comments: 20 Score: [-] 441 [+].
Fake boobs - Buy one get one free. Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
What a deal.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 139 [+].
Susan Atkins, former "Manson Family" member, denied parole Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
Susan Atkins was convicted of the murder of a pregnant woman 40 years ago. A parole board has denied her release. She is currently fighting terminal brain cancer.
Comments: 50 Score: [-] 769 [+].
Individual molecules imaged with uber sharp stylus Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
You are looking at individual molecules of pentacene. Image taken with an atomic force microscope tipped with a single molecule of carbon monoxide.
Scale: The black line at the bottom left is 20 Angstroms.
Un-freaking-real
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 477 [+].
2009 is the 40th anniversary of the Bed-In Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
All we are saying...
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 338 [+].
MJ officially died from lethal levels of propofol Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
Just in case you were missing his face in the media lately.
UPDATE: Coroner rules homicide!
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 478 [+].
A Black guy pretends to be a white guy who hates black guys in order to make a death threat against another black guy - all on Facebook Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
Could this be a case of the pot calling the kettle...black? Inquiring minds want to know.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 508 [+].
Best Buy posts mistaken price of $9.99 for a 52" HDTV Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
But after the error was discovered, they stated that they will not honor any orders that came in with the incorrect price.
What's your opinion?
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 600 [+].
Could this be the height of stupidity? Posted: 4 months ago by Moe
You decide.
I'm thinking it would be hard to beat this one. But then again, I've said that before.
Read the article. I don't want to ruin the surprise
Comments: 25 Score: [-] 814 [+].