Yep, get out your hunting rifles because the valley elderberry longhorn beetle is no longer threatened. picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

The day they complete an airport is the day they start expansion on another picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Obscene amount of funding approved to reign in the terrorists. picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Page and Brin getting nostalgic. picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

He was trying to make a clean getaway... picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Who Dey? They Dey! picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Usually, no. But in certain situations, it can make a lot of sense. picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

He's done it before, and he'll do it before again!

(Before Jax gets sued, the thumbnail isn't the guy, it's just a a generic doctor picture) picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Seems perfectly reasonable to me picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

To be honest this story is too weird for me to be able to say anything funny about it. Just read it! picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Everybody repeat after me "We are all individuals and conformity will not be tolerated" picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Borat celebrates alien visitor picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Madge confirmed as record breaking earner picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Straw admits "mistakes" in Iraq war picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Great story about fuel cell implementation within a review of GMs new Sequel. picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Full listing for each race picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

French manager expresses concern for English game picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Electronic pumps for the discerning prostitute picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

In response to character assassination attempts on the Internet, MrNelson (Number one in Plime.com rankings) is rumored to have attempted suicide.

Nelson said in a press conference earlier today "It wasn't a suicide attempt; I had an allergic reaction to the stairs" picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Holy freakin' moly, he's pulling a damn car with his eyelids.... picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Super cheap light box. picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Nope, no sale. Full price or nothing. picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Sir Richard Branson is set to unveil a mock-up of the Virgin vehicle that will carry customers into space. picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

Here is an attractive, yet affordable (For Donald Trump at least) alternative to having to put up with measley old first class air travel. picked by mrnelson 3 years ago

In related news: NFL bosses considering new stat to track APW (Arrested Players Weekly) picked by mrnelson 3 years ago