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Straw Hat Samurai Posted: 3 days ago by muppetmaker
Fight the samurai as you slice arms and chop off heads as you draw your attack line. Sweet!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 71 [+].
RENT - The End of an Era Posted: 1 week ago by muppetmaker
On Sept 7, 2008 Rent sang its final tune, the past five days the nation was able to share the experience with a filmed live version. Now Rent is gone, a musical that helped shape and change the world. Here the current and the original cast share the experience that is Rent. A script can be found here and lyrics here
Thank You Jonathan Larson.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 219 [+].
May the Schwartz Be With You! Posted: 2 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Spaceballs the Animated Saga has begun!
Thats right folks! Its finally hit the air, with most of the original cast returning! The show is in the comments!
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 138 [+].
Honda Creates Music, Residents Reject It, You Can Watch It Posted: 2 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Honda goes out and makes some really neat music on a rural road in Lancaster, CA by cutting groves in the road that when driven over plays the William Tell Overture. The residents complained and now its getting paved over. Here is a video of the musical road. (Other musical roads in comments)
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 141 [+].
A Fuzzy Renaissance Posted: 2 weeks ago by muppetmaker
The Muppets are coming back, and they are pulling out all the stops.
Prepare yourself for a Renaissance of Epic Felt Proportions.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 296 [+].
TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! 9.19.08 Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
In honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day, I give you:
THE PIRATES WHO DONT DO ANYTHING!
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 351 [+].
Perhaps The Strangest Suicide In History Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
"The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his dispondency). As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly." And the story gets better...
(The website has some strange colors, hard to read. The full story is copied in the comments.)
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 390 [+].
Aborted Babies Who Live Are Left To Die Alone, Like Dogs Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Occasionally babies who are meant to be terminated right before birth will be born still able to breathe on their own, if this occurs they are left to die alone in a room, some have lived up to an hour before passing.
This makes me sick.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 178 [+].
For the Love of Bacon (And Kids with Cancer) Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
I know I've brought you a bacon scarf before, but this one is readily available to buy, and it benefits Cancer Hospitals in Peru.
Only $38 bucks! Wrap yourself in the love of bacon.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 210 [+].
Sam Adam's Utopia Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
A beer that is valued around $5 an ounce, sold in 24 ounce, shiny gold bottles. Sporting about 27% alcohol by volume, this beer knocks all over beers out of the water... or beer.
Enjoy!
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 152 [+].
The World's Most Horribly Inappropriate Slide Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
How are parents letting their children play in this?
How did the designer of this get away with such a strange and very odd design?
Comments: 30 Score: [-] 678 [+].
Dressed for Dinner Napkin Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Finally a quick and easy solution to those tie required dinner affairs.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 152 [+].
Bloons Tower Defense 3!!! Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
The new Bloons Tower Defense has been released.
Enjoy!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 147 [+].
Worst Tans Ever Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Some of these tans are seriously bad.
Serious burns. Serious tans.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 566 [+].
Sesame Street - Great Art Parodies Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Fantastic Art Parodies of Great Masterpieces with your Favorite Muppets.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 263 [+].
Bacon Floss!!! Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Good news folks, Ive brought you the Bacon Tux, the [url=http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/67774/1/] Bacon of the Month Club, and the [url=http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/49643/1/] Bacon Scarf.
Now I bring you Bacon Floss. ENJOY!!!
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 247 [+].
I Park Like An Idiot Posted: 1 month ago by muppetmaker
Slap an 'I Park Like An Idiot' sticker on that poorly parked vehicle, snap a photo and send it in.
I cant stand people who park like this.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 343 [+].
Gremlins Invade Classic Movies Posted: 1 month ago by muppetmaker
A Really well made Fan movie to replace the Gremlin's storm the projection booth gag used in Gremlins 2.
This is hilarious. Raiders of the Lost Ark is my fav.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 331 [+].
Seven Year Old Girl Being Kept Alive by Viagra Posted: 1 month ago by muppetmaker
Interestingly enough, so are a good majority of the Seventy Year Old Men in this country.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 182 [+].
O2 - An Unique Ticketing Experience Posted: 1 month ago by muppetmaker
You decide to go and see your favorite mega band at that huge arena near by. You go online and buy a ticket, and in the mail comes a small white bag. The bag contains the materials to grow grass, grass that will replenish the O2 wasted during the concert. Not only is it good for the environment, the grass is timed to fully sprout on the day of the concert, giving you the perfect count down.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 149 [+].
The Muppets are Coming Back Posted: 1 month ago by muppetmaker
After 27 years, the Muppet show has a glimmer of potential to return to the small screen. With hopes that the new movie takes off, the Muppet show may return.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 377 [+].
Canada: Evil Empire or Third World Country Posted: 1 month ago by muppetmaker
This complete nut job takes us on a tour of Canada, telling us how terrible the country is, a bed of sin, terror, evil, and sweet corn.
This video is full of amazing quotes. This man is freaking nuts.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 202 [+].
Chinese People Eating Fortune Cookies Posted: 1 month ago by muppetmaker
A strange sense of reverse culture shock at its best.
'There's a piece of paper inside!"
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 587 [+].
Aging Olympians Posted: 2 months ago by muppetmaker
How do those gold medal winning athletes age?
Some... well not so well.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 144 [+].
Statler and Waldorf Compilation Posted: 2 months ago by muppetmaker
A nice collection of those two grumpy old balcony residents.
The best one has to be at 2:30.
Another one in the comments.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 128 [+].