My name is Daniel and I am a puppeteer. I love theatre and acting, Im an entertainer to the core and rejoice in nothing more then making people laugh. Im lactose intolerant and have an awful knack for falling in love to quickly. I enjoy dancing, drinking Chai, and writing about all things that influence my life. I hope to one day be seen on SNL or not seen on Sesame Street. I feel at home here. I eat meat. Im 20, soon to be 21. I dont drink, smoke, or do any type of drugs. Sex is fun though. Catch my musings on my blog... Leave a message, tell me you stopped by... Penguins With Top Hats

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8 Possible Villains for the next Batman movie Posted: 1 day ago by BWallaby
With Heath Ledger and Aaron Eckhardt's masterful performances as The Joker and Two-Face, respectively, finding another villain or two to ably face off against the caped crusader, while staying true to Christopher Nolan's darker tone won't be an easy task. Here's 8 villains that may be able to pull it off.
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Escaping the Amish - Part 1 Posted: 4 days ago by MissWinkle
For those of you who feel trapped because of a job or self-imposed obligations as an entrepreneur, this will put things in perspective.
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Fan Creates a Futurama Lego Set Posted: 1 week ago by muppetmaker
Begin your letter writing campaigns to Lego folks, I want one of these right now.

He even takes the time to create little lego characters.
Brilliance!
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Bear goes shopping for computers, Italian food in Colorado Springs Posted: 1 week ago by mennufer
Now all we need is a tiger... Oh my!
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10 of the most racist toys ever created Posted: 1 week ago by bernardblack
Example: Darkey in a watermelon. “Upon opening the watermelon which is made of papier mache, is found a little pickaninany, southern darky with cloth diaper fasted with miniature safety pin and small nursing bottle. His white eyes flash the whole face indicated perfect happiness.”
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Tyler & Renee Ziegel Getting Divorce Posted: 1 week ago by 2manyusernames
We all remember and were touched by the story of Tyler & Renee Ziegel. He was the marine who suffered horrible burns from a suicide bomber, she was his childhood sweetheart. Their story, how she stood by him and married him was movie material. Sad to say they are now getting a divorce.
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Budweiser vs. Stella Artois: A Taste Test Posted: 1 week ago by NickL
Anhueser-Busch, maker of Budweiser, is now owned by Belgian brewer InBev, which makes Stella Artois. So which tastes better? A very local taste test.

A follow-up to this and this.
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Keep Those Damn Kids Off Your Lawn, Might Eat Their Brains Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
d**kinson’s life-sized, gray-toned zombie will claw his way out of your garden.
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Muppets headed to D.C. for homecoming Posted: 2 weeks ago by Rowangrey
For Muppetmaker!
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Gay Bashing Republican #219 Caught Having Gay Sex?? Posted: 2 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
Rumors are flying that Alabama's Attorney General's wife caught him having sex with a male aide. Denial? Apology? Resignation? True? False? At this time we don't know.
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The Muppets 4th of July Celebration Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Sam the American Eagle has an important message for you!
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Vladimir Lenin Head Pops Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Yes, you read right, Lollipops shaped like Lenin's Head. And they taste like cola!

I just cant put my finger on what these lollipops remind me of...
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Muppets: Origin Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Where some of our favorite Muppets got their start in the great mind of Jim Henson!

I have an additional one in the comments! Cheers!
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'Pregnant Man' Gives Birth to Girl Posted: 3 weeks ago by JoshSF49
Thomas Beatie, the transgender man who made headlines as the so-called "pregnant man," gave birth today to a healthy baby girl, ABC News has learned.
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The B&J's Pint Lock Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
I am so mad they stopped selling these. I want to get one for each of my family members... It would stop so much of the "HE ATE MY ICECREAM" bickering. I would of course have to survey the codes before dispensing them.

The story of it's inception is in the comments. Pretty cool story.
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Grandma's Birthday! Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
All her grandchildren got together and thought of the perfect gift.

I seriously thought grandma was going to have a stroke part way through the video. (Kinda NSFW)
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Alice Chess Set Posted: 3 weeks ago by muppetmaker
When the pieces are off the board, they are equals, powerless, a Queen has no more strength then a pawn. It isn't until you set the pieces on the playing surface do they take life and allow you to play.

Just remember, the White Knight thinks better standing on his head.
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Does this Massage Chair look Familiar? Posted: 3 weeks ago by MissWinkle
I can't quite figure it out. It's on the tip of my tongue...
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The Sqish Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Guerilla Satellite dishes. They are everywhere... hiding... lurking...

A company invented these new dishes that blend into your walls, making them more sightly and appealing. Pretty neat idea...
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Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story "The Tale of Watchers Woods" Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
Are you afraid of the dark?
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Kanye is mad, again. Posted: 4 weeks ago by PulsisX
"This Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life," "This is the most offended I've ever been. This is the maddest I ever will be."

Why? Fans started yelling Kanye Sucks after waiting over an hour and a half for his set to start.
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Just Six Minutes! MuppetMaker's TV Debut! Posted: 4 weeks ago by muppetmaker
I managed to sneak my way into a TV Commercial for ABC!

Just thought I would share because Im freaking ecstatic. (Theme pic is Stimpy really excited for me.)
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Waterfalls coming to NYC's East River Posted: 1 month ago by suebe
I can't wait to see this live. I've been watching the construction for a long time. I can see it when I take the ferry.
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Latest 50 images uploaded to Livejournal - NSWF Posted: 1 month ago by psycmoe
Whatever people are posting at the moment, you can share in it as well. Some great stuff here, but sometimes it's painfully NSFW, hence the warning. Refresh the page to update it.

Hey, share your SFW findings!
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The Nookie Know It All Posted: 1 month ago by suebe
Got a question about sex?
“Can a woman get cervical cancer if a smoker routinely goes down on her?”—Paranoid About My Puffer, Houston, TX
Ask the Nookie Know It All
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