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In Honor of Jim Henson's Birthday, Five Mindblowing Muppet Revelations Posted: 2 months ago by meggysue
Even though we're a day late, it's not too late to raise a toast to Jim Henson and his life's work.
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How to dismantle a nuclear bomb Posted: 4 months ago by evadiva
How do you dismantle a nuclear bomb? And how do you verify another country is genuinely disarming without compromising sensitive national security material?
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The World's Most Perfect Pair of Balls Posted: 4 months ago by suebe
This is one of the two most perfect spheres ever. Exactly one kilogram—Imperial units be damned forever—smooth to the nearest 0.0000000003 meter (1.18110236 × 10-8 inches), and round to within 0.00000005 meters (1.96850394 × 10-6 inches).
Go ahead. Comment.
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Ghostbusters' Ecto-1 On Ebay Now Posted: 5 months ago by pocksucket
NOW!
Want.
What else is there to say?
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 505 [+].
White Castle refuses to serve drive-thru patron on mobility scooter Posted: 5 months ago by kakana
It was after midnight when Ariel Wade rolled into the drive-through at the 24-hour White Castle, one block from the State Capitol. Wade rolled away "madder than fish grease" after the staff refused to hand over any burgers.
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Are Hand Jobs Over? NSFW Posted: 6 months ago by suebe
It seems, in many peoples' sex lives, that the hand job is to a CD Walkman what the blow job is to an iPod. It was great when you were in junior high, but then something new came around and you sort of forgot about it.
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'Pregnant Man' Gives Birth To Another Baby Posted: 6 months ago by topofall
A controversial transgender man has given birth to his second child
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Breaking News! Posted: 7 months ago by 2manyusernames
We are sorry to interrupt your Plime viewing but we must draw your attention to this breaking urgent news story!
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the code even the C.I.A. can't crack Posted: 7 months ago by tvirus
20 years ago, the C.I.A. commissioned an artist to build a sculpture in their headquarter's courtyard. To this day, they still don't know what it means.
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Groundhog found in peanut butter Posted: 8 months ago by meggysue
Halp! (lick lick) After being rescued, the critter ran off.
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Picture of 100ft-long 'snake' sparks fears of mythical monster in Borneo Posted: 9 months ago by Bornbad
According to legend, the Nabau was a terrifying snake more than 100ft in length and with a dragon's head and seven nostrils.
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'I love Jesus, but I drink a Little' Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
This 88 year old woman, named Gladys, a regular watcher is a comedic genius. She called Ellen with a suggestion about a plant, and when Ellen called back, hilarity ensues. This woman is AMAZING.
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 856 [+].
Happy 200th Birthday Charles Darwin(2/12/09) Posted: 10 months ago by Bornbad
It's hard to miss the celebrations this week of the 200th anniversary of Charles Darwin's birth, but unlike the life of Einstein, the public is remarkably ignorant of the real story of the father of evolution.
*However, here are some strange facts about Darwin*
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Did the Nazis Really Invent Fanta? Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
An interesting article about the creation of the popular fruit soda 'Fanta' during World War II in Nazi Germany by a Coca-Cola director with limited ingredients and a fascist party breathing down his neck.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 96 [+].
The Secret of Auto-Tune: Kanye and T-Pain Are Not Good Singers Posted: 10 months ago by Bornbad
They really suck.
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Ever wonder if those bizarre cases Dr. Gregory House cracks every week on TV really happen? Posted: 10 months ago by Bornbad
In the 30 or so House season one and two episodes that Holtz analyzed, the characters pronounced the medical terms correctly, picked up surgical instruments at the right time and described symptoms of real conditions.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 413 [+].
13 year old girl tries to commit suicide so her dying father can have her liver Posted: 10 months ago by tigertony
The girl was rushed, after taking 200 sleeping pills, to the same hospital where her father is being treated. In her goodbye note she said, 'Mum, I'm sorry I couldn't stay with you any longer. Please give my liver to dad and save him after my death.'
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Winner of Superbowl XLIII: Pittsburgh Steelers!! Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
Final Score - Cardinals:23 Steelers:27
Time to ante up on bets, finish off the keg, and wrap up the nachos for lunch tomorrow, cause we have a new NFL Champ!
The first franchise in history to win 6 Superbowls!
Frankly, I was only watching for the commercials.
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Every Superbowl 2009 Commercial Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
Miss the game? Loved a certain ad? Want to rewatch a trailer? HULU chronicles every commercial by quarter, just for you.
Other links in the comments, incase HULU doesnt work for you.
And to think that HULU is just a bunch of evil aliens intent on controlling our banana mush minds...(watch the HULU ad)
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Cash4Gold Scam Posted: 10 months ago by Bornbad
I am a former employee of Cash 4 Gold. I did not know much about the company before being hired. On my first day of being hired, I was taught the "Cash 4 Gold Scam" from beginning to end.
Comments: 18 Score: [-] 756 [+].
Old Jews Telling Jokes Posted: 10 months ago by Bornbad
Storytelling is a Jewish tradition. You’ve probably seen Fiddler on the Roof. Whenever they ask the Rabbi a question, he tugs thoughtfully on his beard and says “let me tell you a story.” Then they sing.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 309 [+].
When There's Something Strange In Your Hospital Posted: 10 months ago by pocksucket
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
The Senior Manager of the newly built Derby city hospital has reportedly told staff than an exorcist has been request to come rid the building of a shadowy black figure.
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Rainbow Cake - A Psychedelic Recipe Posted: 10 months ago by muppetmaker
How freaking cool is this cake? I so need to make one. I bet it tastes like happy.
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NYC Tourist Has A Friend In James Taylor Posted: 10 months ago by suebe
James Taylor said he will give a California woman a brand new music player loaded with his songs to replace the one she said she had to give up to a NYC taxi driver when her credit card was declined after a trip to the airport last month. Update to this story
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FDA approves human embryonic stem cell study Posted: 10 months ago by shep182
Federal regulators have cleared the way for the first human trials of human embryonic stem-cell research, authorizing researchers to test whether the cells are safe to use in spinal injury patients
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