My name is Daniel and I am a puppeteer. I love theatre and acting, Im an entertainer to the core and rejoice in nothing more then making people laugh. Im lactose intolerant and have an awful knack for falling in love to quickly. I enjoy dancing, drinking Chai, and writing about all things that influence my life. I hope to one day be seen on SNL or not seen on Sesame Street. I feel at home here. I eat meat. Im 20, soon to be 21. I dont drink, smoke, or do any type of drugs. Sex is fun though. Catch my musings on my blog... Leave a message, tell me you stopped by... Penguins With Top Hats
Bacon of the Month Club!!!! Posted: 19 hours ago by muppetmaker
FINALLY! ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!
Enjoy a different artisan bacon delivered to your door once a month, monthly news letters, t-shirts, toy pigs, and a pig nose! All for being a member.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 158 [+].
Black Bar Sunglasses - Behold the Anonymity Posted: 19 hours ago by muppetmaker
In a world where photos of us appear on Facebook, Myspace, Flickr; suddenly there is a solution.
Wear these babies and enjoy the sweet glorious anonymity.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 206 [+].
The 500,000 Artifacts of George Washington Posted: 23 hours ago by FastTurtle
The 500,000 Artifacts of George Washington. How did archaeologists find half a million objects at one site?
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 97 [+].
Chainsaw Maid (NSFW) Posted: 1 day ago by MissWinkle
They are coming for your FLESH and BLOOD! Now the last hope of the family rests on a sexy faithful MAID! The most brutal clay-animation you've ever seen!
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 391 [+].
The Muppets 4th of July Celebration Posted: 1 day ago by muppetmaker
Sam the American Eagle has an important message for you!
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 181 [+].
White Man Convicted Of Racial Abuse Against Whites Posted: 1 day ago by 2manyusernames
In another example showing that the US is alone in valuing free speech, a 20-year old man in England has been convicted of racial abuse because he jokingly called some white security guards "honky".
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America Posted: 2 days ago by Mershaullk
f**k yeah!
NSFW
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"Faceless" people spotted at high profile events Posted: 2 days ago by cheeselog1234
So what gives? The speculation is mounting...is it a prank? advertising? celebrities?
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 524 [+].
The floating cities that could one day house climate change refugees Posted: 2 days ago by AutumnLotus
An architect has come up with an innovative answer to rising sea levels - a city that floats around the world.
The self-contained 'Lilypad' city will be home to around 50,000 'climate refugees' from the worst hit areas - including London.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 412 [+].
The Original BOZO has died. Posted: 2 days ago by bevissimo
Larry Harmon, who appeared as Bozo the Clown for decades and licensed the name to other Bozos around the world, has died at age 83.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 539 [+].
Vladimir Lenin Head Pops Posted: 2 days ago by muppetmaker
Yes, you read right, Lollipops shaped like Lenin's Head. And they taste like cola!
I just cant put my finger on what these lollipops remind me of...
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 136 [+].
America Rules! - England Sucks Posted: 2 days ago by 2manyusernames
Happy Early 4th of July. Just Remember What We Are Really Celebrating!
Comments: 15 Score: [-] 672 [+].
Muppets: Origin Posted: 2 days ago by muppetmaker
Where some of our favorite Muppets got their start in the great mind of Jim Henson!
I have an additional one in the comments! Cheers!
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 515 [+].
Beaker and Bunsen in the Muppet Lab Posted: 2 days ago by muppetmaker
A collection of all their adventures from Season 2. I feel bad for Beaker. I never realized how much danger is life was always put in.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 109 [+].
'Pregnant Man' Gives Birth to Girl Posted: 2 days ago by JoshSF49
Thomas Beatie, the transgender man who made headlines as the so-called "pregnant man," gave birth today to a healthy baby girl, ABC News has learned.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 250 [+].
The B&J's Pint Lock Posted: 3 days ago by muppetmaker
I am so mad they stopped selling these. I want to get one for each of my family members... It would stop so much of the "HE ATE MY ICECREAM" bickering. I would of course have to survey the codes before dispensing them.
The story of it's inception is in the comments. Pretty cool story.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 293 [+].
Grandma's Birthday! Posted: 3 days ago by muppetmaker
All her grandchildren got together and thought of the perfect gift.
I seriously thought grandma was going to have a stroke part way through the video. (Kinda NSFW)
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 161 [+].
The UnBrella Posted: 3 days ago by muppetmaker
Im not sure how I feel about this design, and kind of agree with the author's review. But all in all I think its a nice try at recycling.
Keep up the good work inventor lady!
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 253 [+].
Alice Chess Set Posted: 3 days ago by muppetmaker
When the pieces are off the board, they are equals, powerless, a Queen has no more strength then a pawn. It isn't until you set the pieces on the playing surface do they take life and allow you to play.
Just remember, the White Knight thinks better standing on his head.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 78 [+].
Groundhog Evacuation Techniques... Posted: 5 days ago by muppetmaker
I... well... I...
No words.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 121 [+].
The End of Childhood Posted: 5 days ago by pocksucket
That this would be a toy saddens me.
Do we expect a Gitmo playset with child sized orange overalls by Christmas.
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 715 [+].
Does this Massage Chair look Familiar? Posted: 5 days ago by MissWinkle
I can't quite figure it out. It's on the tip of my tongue...
Comments: 22 Score: [-] 904 [+].
Poll Finds That 1 In 5 Canadians Game Naked Posted: 5 days ago by punthe
Microsoft recently commissioned a gaming poll in Canada that asked gamers if they had ever played a game in public, at work, in the bathroom, in the bedroom, or...
in the nude.
Perverts!
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 576 [+].
Auto-correct - With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility Posted: 5 days ago by pocksucket
In a bid to show themselves as sensitive, the American Family Association made sure that the word gay would never appear in any of their literature by setting up an auto-correct macro to change any instance to homosexual.
You know it's a plan just begging to go wrong.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 499 [+].
The Sqish Posted: 6 days ago by muppetmaker
Guerilla Satellite dishes. They are everywhere... hiding... lurking...
A company invented these new dishes that blend into your walls, making them more sightly and appealing. Pretty neat idea...
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 245 [+].