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This is sand Posted: 5 days ago by jLoSsDh
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Meghan McCain: Republicans are hypocrites Posted: 2 weeks ago by JoshSF49
"I think if Republicans truly believe in keeping government out of our lives—that should include not dictating who one can marry."
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In Honor of Jim Henson's Birthday, Five Mindblowing Muppet Revelations Posted: 2 months ago by meggysue
Even though we're a day late, it's not too late to raise a toast to Jim Henson and his life's work.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 623 [+].
Pizza Boss 3000 Pizza Slicer Posted: 6 months ago by muppetmaker
Wow I havent done this in awhile.. submit a link. Huh almost forgot what this page looked like. Anywho... Pizza Boss 3000 Pizza Slicer. All your manly dreams have just came true.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 90 [+].
Free Chocolate Fridays! Posted: 7 months ago by bingo
The candy company, Mars, has decided to help out America by offering their own relief, "sweet relief," that is. They have decided to start giving out over seven million full-sized candy bars! Every Friday, Mars is giving out 250,000 coupons for your pleasure. Hopefully, you'll be lucky enough to get a free candy bar!
Coupon HERE
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 445 [+].
Fire Down Below: Centralia Posted: 7 months ago by Bornbad
I was staring directly into the fissure — a gory, ragged scar that ripped across the face of the asphalt and heaved up mounds of broken black rock on either side of the opening like a cartoon gopher trail leading off into the swaying scrub that grew alongside the weed-dotted road.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 380 [+].
Rush Limbaugh's 10 Dumbest Remarks Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
1. “There is no conclusive proof that nicotine’s addictive...
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For inmates, hot pink is in Posted: 9 months ago by AutumnLotus
If you commit the crime, you'll do the time - in hot pink.
That's the new look at the Kenton County jail, where traditional orange prison jump suits were replaced Friday with hot pink ones.
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Local woman finds unpleasant surprise in her potato chips Posted: 9 months ago by AutumnLotus
Found: One Nokia cell phone covered in crumbs and grease. Unmistakable odor of potato chips.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 362 [+].
Baby elephant shrew surprises the Smithsonian Zoo Posted: 9 months ago by equinox
When keepers checked the enclosure for the two giant elephant shrew on Sunday they were surprised to find instead of two there were now three. It seems a very rare and endangered baby had been born weeks ago and only now emerged from deep in its burrow.
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'Flash Mob' of Morphs! Posted: 9 months ago by topofall
Colourful tribute: Fans created hundreds of Morphs in memory of Tony Hart.
Video now on -
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Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss Posted: 9 months ago by psycmoe
Theodor Seuss Geisel, better known to the world as the beloved Dr. Seuss, was born in 1904 on Howard Street in Springfield, Massachusetts. Ted's father, Theodor Robert, and grandfather were brewmasters in the city. His mother, Henrietta Seuss Geisel, often soothed her children to sleep by "chanting" rhymes remembered from her youth. Ted credited his mother with both his ability and desire to create the rhymes for which he became so well known ....
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Teacher suspended and may face criminal charges for firing a nerf foam dart Posted: 9 months ago by 2manyusernames
Mom's not upset that her brat of a daughter wouldn't shut up or show respect for her fellow classmates. No she's upset because the teacher was joking around with a foam dart and wants to press charges.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 418 [+].
Ageing monk's devotion leaves deep mark on temple Posted: 9 months ago by bingo
Dawn has yet to break over a small temple in a Tibetan region of western China, but monk Hua Chi is already finishing an arduous daily ritual that has left its mark on both the man and the shrine. He has knelt in prayer so many times that his footprints remain deeply, perfectly ingrained on the temple's wooden floor.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 667 [+].
10 million year old giant seabird fossil with a toothy grin found in Peru Posted: 9 months ago by bingo
The species of bird had a wing span of 19.7 feet and fed mostly on fish from the Pacific Ocean. The cranium of the bird, from the Pelagornithidae family, is the most complete find of its kind in the world.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 185 [+].
Mother Hits Sex Offender with Baseball Bat, Gets 3 Months Posted: 9 months ago by bingo
A judge in the state of Washington has sentenced a mother to three months in jail for hitting a convicted sex offender with an aluminum baseball bat.
* Because he moved into her neighborhood
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Topless Coffee Shop is a hit in small Maine town Posted: 9 months ago by JoshSF49
Update to this
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9-year old girl to abort twins Posted: 9 months ago by 2manyusernames
A 9-year old child was taken to the hospital complaining of stomach pains. They found that she was 4-months pregnant with twins. Her stepfather was raping her since she was 6, paying her 42 cents for each violation. He is also suspected of raping her handicapped sister.
Comments: 25 Score: [-] 978 [+].
Secret Lives of Comic Store Employees Posted: 9 months ago by 2manyusernames
We know all about the lives of our favorite comic book heroes but what about those who introduce us to those heroes. Here are several comic store employees who answer questions about their lives, their loves, their pet peeves and more.
please excuse some of the silly typos
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Barack Obama Alley? Posted: 9 months ago by suebe
In his autobiography Barack Obama writes about the first night he spent in New York, prior to attending Columbia. Finding no one home at the apartment he was meant to stay at, he "found a dry spot, propped my luggage beneath me and fell asleep, the sound of drums softly shaping my dreams. I woke up to find a white hen pecking at the garbage near my feet. Across the street, a homeless man was washing himself at an open hydrant and didn't object when I joined him."
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We Left Two Cameras on New York City Benches. What Happened Next? Posted: 9 months ago by suebe
They were left with a note saying: "Good afternoon! I attached this camera to the bench so you could take pictures. Seriously. So have fun. I'll be back later this evening to pick it up." Ready to feel good about your fellow New Yorkers? Neither one was stolen, and there were hardly any inappropriate photos taken. Click the link in the article for the Atlanta photo series!
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 408 [+].
I bang the worst dudes (Sorry, Mom) Posted: 9 months ago by Bornbad
I was so into getting with this guy for months. I assumed he’d be great in bed since he seemed to always have ladies around the place. When we were getting down to it, and he got naked, I couldn’t even look directly at him.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 619 [+].
Meet the blue-eyed alligator who stands out like a sore thumb Posted: 9 months ago by AutumnLotus
With his piercing blue eyes and pale skin this rare alligator stands out like a sore thumb.
Weighing over 500 pounds, Bouya Blan is one of only 12 white alligators in the world.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 311 [+].
10 WTF Sites That Will Warp Your Mind Posted: 9 months ago by AutumnLotus
I can’t even begin to explain these sites. They are a little trippy, loaded with Flash, and a whole lot WTF.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 275 [+].
20 Creepy Pictures of Ronald McDonald Posted: 9 months ago by equinox
McDonald’s choice of a clown as corporate mascot is loaded with all kinds of double-edged and ambiguous cultural attitudes towards clowns. Toss in some twisted imagination and you could scare your kids away from Micky-D's permanently
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 358 [+].