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Woman who was brutally mauled by a chimp reveals her face on Oprah Posted: 2 weeks ago by BrownTrout
You may remember reading in the news about Charla Nash's fateful visit to her crazy friend and her live in chimp, "Travis." Something freaked out the 14 year old primate and he mauled Charla's face beyond recognition... now she reveals the terrible extent of her injuries. Not really NSFW but a bit disturbing.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 860 [+].
Facebook is an Alibi Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Imagine if the most important sentence you ever wrote was a Facebook status update that goes something like this: "ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK......WHERER MY IHOP." Now you know how it feels to be 19-year-old Rodney Bradford, who used that all-caps message to keep himself out of prison.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 533 [+].
Why Men Should Learn To Like Period Sex Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Dudes who won't have period sex kind of suck.
Comments: 31 Score: [-] 896 [+].
Did You Know Your Vagina Can Fall Out Of Your Body? Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
Brave lady, Allison Henry, is speaking out about her vagina ... which literally fell out. The clinical term for this is “vaginal prolapse.” Read on at your own risk.
Comments: 28 Score: [-] 710 [+].
Multiple deaths in Fort Hood, TX Posted: 3 weeks ago by Moe
Shooter at the Army post, thought to have died actually survived and is in custody.
Ugh
edited for information update
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 795 [+].
14yo Drowned Toddler "To Protect Secret" Posted: 3 weeks ago by Dontgivethedogchoccy
That secret was that he sodomised him. Then when the toddler cried and threatened to tell his mum he drew a bath of water and drowned him.
Words fail me
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 326 [+].
Thriftstore online? Now I will never leave home! Posted: 3 weeks ago by heymrp
It's an eBay styled auction site run by Goodwill, a nonprofit organization that uses its proceeds to help people!
DOUBLE EXTRA COOL!
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 577 [+].
Unemployed Teen Auctions Off His Name Posted: 3 weeks ago by cecilberman
The out-of-work is auctioning off the right to change his legal name in an eBay auction slated to end early Sunday.
The auction, titled “I will legally change my name to anything,” seeks a minimum bid of $5,000. Four days in, Gosz has a handful of people tracking the page but no bids.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 70 [+].
Uh Oh. Cats Can Get Swine Flu Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
Health officials in Iowa say a 13-year-old cat tested positive for swine flu - the first feline to come down with the virus.
Two of the three people who live with the cat had the flu before the cat got sick, officials say.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 209 [+].
Pablo Escobar 'burned £1.2million in cash to keep his daughter warm Posted: 3 weeks ago by tomba
Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar burnt more than £1million to keep his daughter warm during a single night on the run, it has emerged.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 165 [+].
Breathalyzer Man Busted Posted: 3 weeks ago by Bornbad
Miller's costume, which retails for about $30, includes three sobriety levels: Boring, Life of the Party, and Sotally Tober. It also includes a well-placed plastic tube with the instructions "Blow Here."
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 289 [+].
Meadow the Calf Gets Prosthetic Legs Posted: 3 weeks ago by MandolinOrange
The 11-month-old calf had lost her back hooves and half of her ears to severe frostbite. These days, Meadow is running and grazing, and making friends with goats in a nearby pen.
*Not the calf in thumbnail.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 104 [+].
Man Shows Up At His Own Funeral Posted: 3 weeks ago by MandolinOrange
A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 406 [+].
Forklift Accident Leads to Epic Booze Bath for Driver Posted: 3 weeks ago by KerOBeroS32
Can we say: "You're Fired" ?
Video in article
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 377 [+].
Prisoners get swine flu shots ahead of civilians in need Posted: 3 weeks ago by meggysue
"We locked 'em up. Now we own them." Who deserves flu shots more, inmates or the public?
What say ye?
Comments: 22 Score: [-] 449 [+].
Casino Winner Loses $166 million Posted: 3 weeks ago by suebe
How would you feel if you thought you won $166 million dollars...then found out you didn't.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 322 [+].
Enormous Jellyfish Sink Japanese Fishing Boat Posted: 3 weeks ago by Bornbad
Pink, slimy and repellent, the Nomura’s jellyfish is an authentic horror of the deep that's been assaulting Japan. Now the creatures have sunk a 10-ton fishing trawler.
*Never use peanut-butter for bait*
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 403 [+].
Why Geeks will Never Rule the World Posted: 4 weeks ago by equinox
They are doomed to extinction and these pictures prove it. Absolutely NSFW, unless you are one of these geeks, in which case you won't even notice.
Comments: 26 Score: [-] 561 [+].
Drunk hedgehog taken to hospital Posted: 4 weeks ago by pandorarin
A 'legless' hedgehog was found rolling around an orchard after getting drunk by gorging on fermented apples.
This would be a good place for a joke about drinks being 'spiked'
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 475 [+].
Library complains of crossed-out curses Posted: 1 month ago by bingo
Workers at a Tennessee library said someone has been using blue ink to completely scratch out curse words from books in the collection.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 647 [+].
Shocking silence - Teen raped, beaten as crowd of boys does nothing Posted: 1 month ago by bingo
Two suspects were arrested and third is being questioned in the gang rape of a California teen outside a high school homecoming dance, police said Tuesday.
"She was raped, beaten, robbed and dehumanized by several suspects who were obviously OK enough with it to behave that way in each others presence,"
Comments: 35 Score: [-] 835 [+].
Ambulances to charge extra for obese patients Posted: 1 month ago by bingo
As the nation battles the obesity crisis, ambulance crews are trying to improve how they transport extremely heavy patients, who become significantly more difficult to move as they surpass 350 pounds. And caring for such patients is expensive, requiring costly equipment and extra workers, so some ambulance companies have started charging higher fees for especially overweight people.
Comments: 39 Score: [-] 563 [+].
10-Year-Old "Mermaid Girl" Has Died Posted: 1 month ago by suebe
Shiloh Pepin, a girl who was born with fused legs, a rare condition often called "mermaid syndrome," and gained a wide following on the Internet and national television, has died. She was 10.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 722 [+].
Would-be rapist gets his windows broken Posted: 1 month ago by maven
Bahahahaha!
She came home, found him in her house, he tries to rape her, and she kicks his ass.
You GO girl!
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 953 [+].
Hope for victims of Female Genital Mutilation Posted: 1 month ago by 2manyusernames
Dr. Marci Bowers, of Mt. San Rafael Hospital in Trinidad Colorado offers hope to untold number of women who have had their clitoris cut off as a form of control. She performs surgery that provides a new clitoris, removes pain, and restores pleasure. She refuses to charge for her services saying you cannot charge money to reverse a crime against humanity.
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 936 [+].