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ERIC CARTMAN QUOTES FROM SOUTHPARK:
-It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
-Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley....and the sweet thing is, the stupid a$$hole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.
-Respect My Authority!
-Kyle: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
-Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
-You so much as TOUCH kitty's a$$, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
-I would never let a woman kick my a$$. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bi*ch a$$ back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
-Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
-Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
-Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
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