SkandarGraun is the name of the inkarnation of the Arch-Nekromancer of the Dead Thread Space Discretinuum at the time of the writing of this document.His previous plimate simularcanum was known as [b]spamtrap[/b].The next one is ThirdEye.In case this account is inactive, pm ThirdEye. I will restart my plime experience when I am at level twentysomething. No worries until then.================81.' Wha is that at my bower door?'' O, wha is it but Findlay!'' Then gae your gate, ye'se nae be here.'' Indeed maun I!' quo' Findlay.' What mak ye , sae like a thief?'' O, come and see!' quo' Findlay.' Before the morn ye'll work mischief?'' Indeed will I!' quo' Findlay.2.' Gif I rise and let you in ' -' Let me in!' quo' Findlay -' Ye'll keep me wauken wi' your din?'' Indeed will I!' quo' Findlay,' In my bower if ye should stay ' -' Let me stay!' quo' Findlay -' I fear ye'll bide till break o' day?'' Indeed will I!' quo' Findlay,3.' Here this night if ye remain ' -' I'll remain!' quo' Findlay -' I dread ye'll learn the gate again?'' Indeed will I!' quo' Findlay.' What may pass within this bower '(' Let it pass!' quo' Findlay!)' Ye maun conceal till your last hour ' -' Indeed will I!' quo' Findlay. --Burns ================8For popular request, Goosfraba: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=WGOd7tP3MZ4================8My finetune playlist:http://www.finetune.com/user/spamtramp================8“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” - Calvin and Hobbes“I have a hammer. I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my enviroment at will and make an incredible din all the while!…… Ah, it’s great to be male!”- Calvin and Hobbes“I've got plenty of common sense.... I just choose to ignore it.”- Calvin and Hobbes“A smoke grenade, a gas mask, and a helicopter....... that's all I ask.”- Calvin and Hobbes

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Resolute Hero Posted: 10 months ago by SkandarGraun
Blood. The average human body possesses approximately five litres of the precious stuff; more than enough to drown a man in.
Click the image for a weird little short story, a prologue for a book never written, associated to the image.
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Consumerism Posted: 10 months ago by SkandarGraun
A not entirely representative image form the art journal KUV. Click on the image to get to the gallery.
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The hatching of a crocodile Posted: 10 months ago by SkandarGraun
Click on the photo for the photo gallery.
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Does Obama have Polish roots? Posted: 10 months ago by SkandarGraun
A political scandal is gathering momentum in Poland.
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Liquid wood to replace plastic Posted: 10 months ago by SkandarGraun
Arboform is a non-toxic alternative for plastics. It is made of lignin. Paper industry separates wood into three basic components – lignin, cellulose and hemicellulose. Lignin is not used for the production of paper. Some other uses and further information about lignin can be found here.
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The Roseto Effect or The Power of Clan Posted: 10 months ago by SkandarGraun
Researchers were drawn to Roseto by a bewildering statistic: in defiance of medical logic, Rosetans seemed nearly immune to one of the most common causes of death. They died of heart attacks at a rate only half of the rest of America. Doctors were mystified in that residents led what medical textbooks predicted would be short lives.
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Ex-Russian president Gorbachev earns money by advertising Posted: 11 months ago by SkandarGraun
Not the first time. After his Pizza Hut ad now one for Vuitton.

Careful at work: there were some weird ads on the web page.
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The world's first tattooed cat Posted: 11 months ago by SkandarGraun
Cat gets King Tut tattoo on its chest.
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NSFW ads might be on sidebars.
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Astronauts and Periods Posted: 11 months ago by SkandarGraun
Dear Cecil:
Without gravity, how do female astronauts menstruate while in space?
— Gayle, Ventura, CA
Cecil replies
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2008 Sexiest Geeks competition Posted: 11 months ago by SkandarGraun
And the winner is....
not you.
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LOLCODE Posted: 11 months ago by SkandarGraun
An OOPL for real geeks.
The Hello Wrod program:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

A code snipet just to show the power of the new language:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A YARN ITZ "Hello World"
I HAS A TING ITZ A BUKKIT
TING HAS A YARN ITZ "This is a string"
VISIBLE TING!!YARN
BTW "This is a string"
VISIBLE YARN
BTW "Hello World"
I HAS A NUTHERTING ITZ LIEK A TING
VISIBLE NUTHERTING!!YARN
BTW "This is a string"
NUTHERTING!!YARN R "Hello World"
VISIBLE NUTHERTING!!YARN
BTW "Hello World"
TING HAS A BAR ITZ "CHEEZBURGER"
VISIBLE NUTHERTING!!BAR
BTW "CHEEZBURGER"
KTHXBYE
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The Sky in Motion Posted: 11 months ago by SkandarGraun
4-minute, time-lapse video. Arcing through the sky are clouds, Moon, Sun, stars, satellites and meteors.
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Click for the Astronomy Picture of the Day Gallery Posted: 12 months ago by SkandarGraun
Astronomy Pictures with Explanations.
Click the image to get to the Archive.
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Click for the Alternative Photography site. Posted: 12 months ago by SkandarGraun
Tina Maas photographer specialized in liquid light emulsion. This is a silver-based sensitizer for applying on any surface, exposing by an enlarger, and processing in conventional photo chemistry.
Click the image to teleport.
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Careful at Work Posted: 12 months ago by SkandarGraun
Arthur de Pins Drawings
Click the image for the Gallery complete with some NSFW images.
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Read in reverse. Posted: 12 months ago by SkandarGraun
The Poster Public Project.
Click image to go to the gallery.
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That who grabs your nuts, gets your attention too. Posted: 12 months ago by SkandarGraun
Beauty Captured in a Split Second
Click on image for the Gallery.
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Eggs for your Ham Posted: 12 months ago by SkandarGraun
Unusual Sofa designs. Click the image for the Gallery.
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Homage a Blue Posted: 12 months ago by SkandarGraun
This is what it looks like. Nice feature, is there a way to port here the photos from Mershaullk's threads? I wonder what the optional link is going to do.
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Yagna to end global financial doom Posted: 12 months ago by SkandarGraun
Cca 3,000 priests have gathered here to hold a two-year-long yagna (religious ritual) where they are sitting around 109 sacrificial fires and chant hymns to appease goddess Meldi to tackle the Global Financial Meltdown.
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Now What? Posted: 1 year ago by SkandarGraun
Obama will be expected to move quickly, and his every decision will receive intense scrutiny. The way that a president conducts his transition says a lot about the kind of president he will be, according to those who study the changing of the presidential guards.
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Poll says most Hungarians would choose Obama Posted: 1 year ago by SkandarGraun
While most of them don't care, most of those who are interested would elect Obama.
I have to add, the only Africans in Hungary are medical students. The racial perception is biased in a different way than in the US.
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Tenants Say Landlord Used Them As Lab Rats Posted: 1 year ago by SkandarGraun
The cunning ex-chiropractor's medical experiments.
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Waaaassssssup? Change Posted: 1 year ago by SkandarGraun
My favorite Obama ad so far.
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7 countries set for visa-free travel to U.S. Posted: 1 year ago by SkandarGraun
OK Suebe, you won, I submit.
Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, the Czech Republic, Slovakia and South Korea will be added to the U.S. visa waiver program.
In related news Hungarian president rejects agreement needed for U.S. visa waiver.
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