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Six Television Firsts Posted: 2 weeks ago by psycmoe
Including cursing, canned laughter, and commercials.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 465 [+].

A DIFFERENT Type of Star Wars Music Video Posted: 2 weeks ago by direwookiee
Manamana? Doodoodoodoodoo?
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 141 [+].

THE Most Stupid Toy In The World Posted: 4 weeks ago by doggylives
There really are no words that can say to describe how desperately this “toy” scrapes the bottom of the fun barrel.

*editz* Just found out the original post is HERE from a year ago. Props to Hoosker
Comments: 28 Score: [-] 618 [+].

Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television Posted: 1 month ago by psycmoe
Classic George Carlin skit; the man is gone, but his humor lives on
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 450 [+].

Grounded girl, 12, takes father to court Posted: 1 month ago by AutumnLotus
A Canadian court has lifted a 12-year-old girl's grounding, overturning her father's punishment for disobeying his orders to stay off the internet.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 368 [+].

8th Grade Students Boycott Exam Posted: 2 months ago by 2manyusernames
More than 160 Students at a South Bronx middle school have pulled off a stunning boycott against standardized testing. They refused to take a three-hour practice exam for next month's statewide social studies test. Instead they handed in blank exams and submitted signed petitions with a list of grievances
Comments: 15 Score: [-] 498 [+].

Definition of owned Posted: 2 months ago by doggylives
Some guys starts attacking a woman on a train and a guy sat down behind him deals with the situation in an unusual way....

I like the guys face when it all "goes down"
Comments: 15 Score: [-] 329 [+].

Lost parrot gives vet his name and address Posted: 2 months ago by dollyllama
When Yosuke the parrot flew out of his cage and got lost, he did exactly what he had been taught -- recite his name and address to a stranger willing to help.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 443 [+].

Exploring the mystery behind the reflection in Dick Cheney's glasses Posted: 2 months ago by SomewhatDead

Comments: 7 Score: [-] 447 [+].

Memento Mori Posted: 3 months ago by SomewhatDead
by Jonathan Nolan

This is the short story the movie Memento was based on.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 144 [+].

Screaming Beans Posted: 3 months ago by SomewhatDead
Funny interactive flash animation.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 83 [+].

Donald Duck Family Tree Posted: 3 months ago by doggylives
If you’ve ever wanted to know how Scrooge McDuck is related to "Dirty" Dingus McDuck, here’s your chance.

Dear god, I can't belive I'm posting this but I actually found it interesting :(
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 449 [+].

Worst Police Dog ever. Posted: 4 months ago by muppet
No, seriously. Worst EVER.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 421 [+].

My Friends Posted: 4 months ago by gammerus
little excerpt from Sweeney Todd
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 60 [+].

Westboro Gets Rick-roll'd!!! Posted: 4 months ago by Chez
This guy is made of pure win!
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 552 [+].

Best Name Ever Posted: 4 months ago by optimusplime
This guy from Singapore certainly chose an interesting name (or had interesting parents). Now if only he learned western spelling.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 192 [+].

End coming closer for Westboro? Posted: 4 months ago by 2manyusernames
In an update to an ongoing year-long lawsuit, A federal judge in Maryland on Thursday ordered liens on the Westboro Baptist Church building and the Phelps-Chartered Law office. If order is upheld the church and office building will be sold and proceeds going to a Marine's father who won a lawsuit against the church for protesting his son's funeral
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 570 [+].

How to survive a Zombie apocalypse Posted: 4 months ago by leehblanc
Now it's time for the utimate challenge. How you should arm yourself to survive a zombie apocalypse?

*Laugh at me now, but you will NEED this some day!
Comments: 29 Score: [-] 406 [+].

Are you a Dixie or a Yankee? Posted: 4 months ago by keroberos32
Let's find out, shall we?
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 294 [+].

Blue Ball Machine Posted: 4 months ago by doggylives
Kinda hard to describe so just check it out for yourself.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 0 [+].

"Ants in the Plants" - 1940 Posted: 4 months ago by suebe
"Make them go Uncle - YEAH!"
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 128 [+].

School Took Girl's Crutches Because She Didn't Have A Doctor's Note Posted: 4 months ago by 2manyusernames
Stupid nurse felt that she should go above and beyond the policy of requiring a note by taking the crutches from the 13-year old girl. Forcing the girl to walk without crutches might not have been the best of ideas.
image not the girl
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 686 [+].

Chantal Sebire found dead at home Posted: 4 months ago by AutumnLotus
A French woman with a rare facial tumour, whose plea for doctor-assisted suicide was rejected by a court earlier this week, has died. Update on this story.
Comments: 27 Score: [-] 1229 [+].

Manamana Posted: 5 months ago by MUPpetMAKer
There needs be no description.
Comments: 25 Score: [-] 696 [+].

James Taylor sings to Oscar the Grouch Posted: 5 months ago by MUPpetMAKer
Classic Sesame Street.

I love it. James has this amazing voice that cant be described in words.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 213 [+].