sparklyeyedgal181 was always different than the rest. Born on a large, southern plantation, she would often be found playing with the animals. On one fateful trip to France she was accidentally left in rural park all alone. She was three. How she spent the next seven years, nobody will ever know. When she eventually emerge into civilization again, she was 10 and smelled of wolves. A French doctor named Pierre Marchaunt decide to raise her as his own, teaching her the ways of the world. She eventually learned how to play the jaw harp at a prestigious Belgian University. She eventually moved to Toronto where she currently makes a living creating commercials for trial lawyers.
What Do You Get the Man Who Has Everything? Posted: 6 days ago by SparklyEyedGal181
A chrome-plated, executive ball scratcher, of course! Only $375.00
Careful at work.
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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog Teaser Trailer Posted: 2 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181
Joss Whedon, the brilliant mind behind Firefly brings us his latest project: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. The mini-series will air starting July 15th through July 20th, when it will no longer be available online.
I'll admit it, I'm a little geeked out.
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Woman Raped During Phone Sex? Posted: 4 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181
A Tunisian family claims their daughter was raped via telephone.
C'mon, really?
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Eric Conveys an Emotion Posted: 5 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181
Eric conveys a number of emotions. Be sure to check out the picture adventures too.
Themepic is "what's that smell?"
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A Very Simple Explanation of the Electoral System Posted: 5 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181
Finally, someone makes it easy to understand!
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Kyrgyz Babies Pass HIV to Mothers Posted: 5 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181
72 babies were infected because the hospital was reusing needles, and some mothers contracted after breastfeeding.
This is one of the saddest things I've heard in awhile.
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Nebraska Judge Bans the word "Rape" in his Courtroom Posted: 5 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181
Last fall, Judge Cheuvront granted a motion by defense attorneys barring the use of the words rape, sexual assault, victim, assailant, and sexual assault kit from the trial.
This makes me want to tear my hair out.
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Star Wars Canteen Posted: 5 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181
Classic Eddie Izzard. And in Lego!
I really needed a good laugh today.
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Scary Contraceptives Posted: 6 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181
So apparently, ingesting ground up Beaver testicles doesn't protect against pregnancy. Whoda thunk it?
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Miss Bimbo, or When RPGs Go Wrong Posted: 6 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181
Level 7
"After you broke up with your boyfriend you went on an eating binge! Now it’s time to diet . . . Your target weight is less than 132lbs."
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Like Father, Like Son Posted: 6 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181
Father and son have matching tattoos. Aren't they precious?
*Florida*
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Parents Sue After their Children Were Handcuffed Posted: 6 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181
The two boys were reportedly taken into an empty classroom, handcuffed, and told they would never see their parents again. The crime? Not taking a nap.
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Ex-Homecoming Queen Beats Sister with Fake Leg in Trailer Posted: 6 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181
Because you just can't make this stuff up.
Really, the story isn't all that interesting, but I could not stop laughing at MSNBC's title.
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Greener Gadgets Design Competition 2008 Posted: 7 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181
These are the winners from the annual Greener Gadgets competition in New York. I totally want a human-powered lamp!
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5 Things You Didn't Know About Poop Posted: 7 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181
Because you just have to know these things.
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GIANT Microbes Posted: 7 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181
Giant-sized plushies of all your favorite diseases.
Theme pick is Chlamydia. So cute!
Re-post from BornBad a year ago
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ABC's of Love Posted: 7 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181
I love your Adam's apple...
Just in time for V-Day
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Because Racism is not yet Dead Posted: 7 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181
Republican Sen. Chris Buttars apologizes for a remark in which he compared Senate Bill 48 to a black baby, calling it “a dark, ugly thing.”
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Zero Tolerance Policy in the UAE Posted: 7 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181
A father of three who was found with a microscopic speck of cannabis stuck to the bottom of one of his shoes has been sentenced to four years in a Dubai prison.
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10 Words and Phrases You Won't Believe Shakespeare Invented Posted: 7 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181
Where would we be without the bard?
Well for one, we'd be forced to call an alligator a 'Chompapottamus.'
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Merv Griffin's Final Resting Place Posted: 8 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181
Merv penned his own tombstone. Gotta admit, the man has got a sense of humor.
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Anger over XXX Peter Pan Comic Book Posted: 8 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181
Alan Moore has penned his own comic version of Peter Pan entitled "The Lost Girls." It depicts Tinkerbell being raped and Wendy being spied on by pedophile peeping toms.
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15 Actors that Didn't Make the Final Cut Posted: 8 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181
These well known actors never made it onto the final version of these films. And to think, Harrison Ford could have been in E.T.
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College Drinking Games Lead to Higher BAC Posted: 8 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181
The first on-the-scene study of college drinking behavior shows that parties with drinking games result in higher blood alcohol levels.
In other news, the sky is blue.
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Bride Cake Posted: 8 months ago by sparklyeyedgal181
Have you tried the Bride? She's delicious!
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