As of Feb 22, I'm 20. One step closer to 30!I try to be Plime's resident grammar police, but I focus mainly on apostrophes - which no one seems to be able to get right!Do you like my vampiric colours on this profile page? I've tried to blend ease-to-read with darkness, taking cues from HAL 9000 and, probably subconsciously, vampires.I AM ALSO THE PROUD DEVELOPER OF THE PLIME TOOLBAR (PLIMEBAR)>>>DOWNLOAD IT HERE!!! (link broken, I'm working on it)The Step lives his life by being very public about his biggest phobia: steps.Born in the only air-raised salmon farming village in the world, TheStep's suggestion that the fish might live longer if they were given some water was met with derision, a violent beating by the town's resident stair sculptor, and a gentle catapulting from some nearby cliffs.As luck would have it, a traveling battalion of marmosets had just parked their shared Harley and were napping below the cliffs, providing a soft, if messy, landing.Rejected by the people of his homeland, and now in possession of a large amount of marmoset skins, TheStep fashioned a stylish riding outfit and took off on the Harley to find his place in the wide world.He hasn't been seen since Monday. (biography courtesy of DaftGretel)

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The return of Inspector Gadget Posted: 1 year ago by Wingnut
DiC Entertainment is planning to resurrect the Inspector Gadget franchise with a new cartoon in which he chases... ghosts?
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 157 [+].

Star Trek Light Plate Covers Posted: 1 year ago by muppetmaker
Turn your whole house into the command deck!
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 333 [+].

"The Birds" Barbie doll Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad
Barbie looks mighty cheerful, for a person being pecked to death.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 380 [+].

The Adolf Hitler doll which comes with a change of clothes - and a spare head with a kind face Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
An action-man style doll of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler has gone on sale in the Ukraine, with saleswomen comparing the doll to Barbie.

Supermarkets in the capital Kiev are stocking the 40 centimetre high figure of the Fuehrer, complete with jackboots, leather trench-coat and swastika armband.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 520 [+].

One Of The Greatest Speeches In Movie History Posted: 2 years ago by 2manyusernames
Charlie Chaplain's The Great Dictator bitterly satirized Nazism and Adolf Hitler before the full extent of the horrors of Nazism had been uncovered.

The final speech was pretty much out of character and was Chaplain's personal views and a political statement. It is a speech that still holds up today almost 70 years later.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 420 [+].

Can you name all 50 states in 10 minutes? Posted: 2 years ago by hypnotode
Took me 4 1/2. I got stuck on Wyoming.
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 290 [+].

Math Education: An inconvient Truth Posted: 2 years ago by lsojunkie
What text book companies are trying to teach kids is crazy! Having an atlas is not something that I would expect in a MATH book. Having chapters about calculator use instead of teaching how to do actual multiplication and division. I know that America does not have the best education system in the world but come on!
Comments: 15 Score: [-] 336 [+].

Youtube got Rickrolled Posted: 2 years ago by davbob
Either this is an April fool or someone messed up eitherway it's funny.

Every video on the front page Links to Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] -82 [+].

If You Celebrated St. Patrick,s Day Yesterday, You Were Wrong! Posted: 2 years ago by tigertony
The Catholic Church says there is NO St Patrick's Day observance this year.

In Ireland, they celebrated Saturday.
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 332 [+].

High-definition television to become outdated Posted: 2 years ago by topofall
Japanese broadcasters and the BBC are already working on a successor which promises to deliver pictures in a quality 33 time better than the best HD sets on the market.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 220 [+].

The New Seven Deadly Sins Posted: 2 years ago by ZebraHDH
Vatican Official Says Old Sins Don't Cut it in the Modern World...

The bad news is the old seven are still bad too.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 292 [+].

15 Misconceptions About Evolution Posted: 2 years ago by TheStep
It's not "just" a theory, fossil record gaps prove nothing and science classrooms should shun creationism. Overzealous creationists might want to pay particular attention, and those who accept evolution may learn something, too.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 355 [+].

Mr. Rude is French and Flatulent for British TV Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
Zut alors! The popular British cartoon and television series "Mr. Men" has come up with a malodorous Mr. Rude who speaks with a bad French accent. "Pardon me," says Mr. Rude in comedy Franglais as he breaks wind when his finger is pulled on a game played on the television show's website www.mrmen.com.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 351 [+].

Children's stories that will never be Posted: 2 years ago by TheStep
No childhood memory is sacred on the Internet, as this collection of Photoshopped book titles.
(example in theme pic)
[some users reported nsfw pop-ups]
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 266 [+].

I Am JFK's Illegitimate Son, B.C. man says Posted: 2 years ago by cb__
Not as tabloid as it sounds.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 227 [+].

Give Up Carbon for Lent Posted: 2 years ago by tigertony
Two senior Church of England bishops called for a cut back on carbon, rather than the more traditional chocolate and alcohol, for the Christian period of Lent this year.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 79 [+].

Pope: Stem Cell? Go to HeII Posted: 2 years ago by bevissimo
Pope Benedict said on Thursday that embryonic stem cell research, artificial insemination and the prospect of human cloning had "shattered" human dignity.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 440 [+].

Scientology Issues Statement Condemning Anonymous Posted: 2 years ago by buddha
"The Church of Scientology does not torture," insisted Cruise, "brainwashing is not considered torture... look it up."
ROTFLMAO!
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 615 [+].

Pope allows condom use Posted: 2 years ago by TheStep
After apparently seeing sense, the Pope is prepared to relax the Catholic "condom ban", but only if the condoms are being used to prevent AIDS.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 489 [+].

"Nightmare" To Haunt Big Screen Again Posted: 2 years ago by punthe
Freddy's back. Again.

New Line is in talks with horror production company Platinum Dunes to re-launch the "Nightmare on Elm Street" movie series.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 271 [+].

New Tourist Spacecraft Unveiled Posted: 2 years ago by willster09
The creator of SpaceShipOne, the first privately-financed craft to carry a human into space, traveled to New York to show detailed models of the bigger SpaceShipTwo and its carrier airplane, WhiteKnightTwo.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 286 [+].

Wubi: Ubuntu Made Easy Posted: 2 years ago by 2manyusernames
Ubuntu has become an extremely popular Linux-based operating system. Installing it can be a daunting task for some. With Wubi, such difficulty is a thing in the past. Wubi will allow Windows users (Windows 98 to Vista) to install Ubuntu the same as any other application. You don't have to mess with creating separate partition, burning a CD, etc.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 146 [+].

Line Golfer Posted: 2 years ago by TheStep
Take the line-creation of Line Rider, the play-the-course-yourself aspect of Free Rider and then mix with golf. Sit back, create a course or play someone else's.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 156 [+].

PSP Beats Wii Sales For Second Week In Japan Posted: 2 years ago by punthe
For the second week running, the PSP has outsold the Wii, with a rise in demand of almost 57,000 units to 218,234.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 140 [+].

Make your very own edible Flying Spaghetti Monster Posted: 2 years ago by osiris12
A step by step guide how to make an edible Flying Spaghetti Monster. Article focuses mostly on the eyes. Pun intended.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 228 [+].