last online: 4 months ago
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As of Feb 22, I'm 20. One step closer to 30!
I try to be Plime's resident grammar police, but I focus mainly on apostrophes - which no one seems to be able to get right!
Do you like my vampiric colours on this profile page? I've tried to blend ease-to-read with darkness, taking cues from HAL 9000 and, probably subconsciously, vampires.
I AM ALSO THE PROUD DEVELOPER OF THE PLIME TOOLBAR (PLIMEBAR)>>>DOWNLOAD IT HERE!!! (link broken, I'm working on it)
The Step lives his life by being very public about his biggest phobia: steps.
Born in the only air-raised salmon farming village in the world, TheStep's suggestion that the fish might live longer if they were given some water was met with derision, a violent beating by the town's resident stair sculptor, and a gentle catapulting from some nearby cliffs.
As luck would have it, a traveling battalion of marmosets had just parked their shared Harley and were napping below the cliffs, providing a soft, if messy, landing.
Rejected by the people of his homeland, and now in possession of a large amount of marmoset skins, TheStep fashioned a stylish riding outfit and took off on the Harley to find his place in the wide world.
He hasn't been seen since Monday.
(biography courtesy of DaftGretel)
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