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A new type of ebay Posted: 3 days ago by JoshSF49
I promise you this is not spam. I found this site (I assume it's legit) where you bid for an item. The person with the lowest bid that is unique wins the item. So if you bid $.03 on an item and you're the only person with that bid, you win the item.
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Kimbo Slice TKO'd Posted: 6 days ago by zebrahdh
And in other MMA news, Gina Carano is still undefeated... and hot.
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Looney tunes cartoons in first ever art gallery warning Posted: 1 week ago by Bornbad
What's up, Doc? Daffy Duck's brains, that's what.
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Teen's mum drives him to drug deal Posted: 1 week ago by aclister
A 19-year-old arrested for trying to offload 1000 ecstasy pills while undercover police watched won't have to ring his mum to bail him out of jail - she drove him to the drug deal.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 95 [+].

Officer in taser death kills himself Posted: 1 week ago by shep182
The NYPD lieutenant who authorized the fatal use of a taser stun gun on a naked Brooklyn psychiatric patient committed suicide at Floyd Bennett Field this morning.
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Solid gold Moss statue revealed Posted: 1 week ago by AutumnLotus
A 50kg solid gold statue of model Kate Moss has been unveiled at the British Museum, in London.

The £1.5m sculpture, entitled Siren, is by artist Marc Quinn and is one of several contemporary sculptures in the exhibition Statuephilia.
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£150 fine... for staying too long at the KFC Posted: 1 week ago by AutumnLotus
Fast food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”.
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Zombie Teddy Bears Need Love Too (Pics) Posted: 2 weeks ago by cactushair
From the sinister mind of John Pinkerton these zombie teddy bears are sure to bring any toddler to tears.
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'American Psycho' Aims for Broadway Show Posted: 2 weeks ago by pvisi111
Controversial social satire "American Psycho" is headed for Broadway, eight years after the novel became a movie starring Christian Bale, the companies adapting the book to the stage said on Tuesday. Imagine what the musical numbers will be like???
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Outrageous: GTA teaches kids how to sell drugs Posted: 2 weeks ago by kamaloo
The Chinatown Wars adventure for the family-friendly Nintendo DS console lets players earn cash by learning where to sell six types of drug.
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How Many of Me? Posted: 2 weeks ago by soulslasher6
"The U.S. Census Bureau statistics tell us that there are at least 88,799 different last names and 5,163 different first names in common use in the United States. Some names are more common than others."

"What about you? How many people share your name? Enter it and find out how many of you there are."
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Catholic maternity wards 'face closure' if abortion law passes Posted: 2 weeks ago by muppet
Victorian Catholic Archbishop Denis Hart has warned today that Catholic hospitals could close their maternity departments if the State Government's proposed abortion law is passed.
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Council OKs smoking pot in WAMM tent Posted: 2 weeks ago by Nateebiinature
Medical marijuana patients will once again be allowed to smoke dope in San Lorenzo Park this Saturday, after city leaders temporarily lifted a smoking ban to allow for a festival celebrating the medicinal herb.
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McCain seeks to delay Friday's debate to deal with credit crisis Posted: 2 weeks ago by shep182
Republican John McCain said Wednesday he is directing his staff to work with Democrat Barack Obama's campaign and the presidential debate commission to delay Friday's debate because of the economic crisis.
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A pin-up calendar is a great way to raise money for charity... Posted: 2 weeks ago by tigertony
...but 16 months of Naked Clowns, that's just scary.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 113 [+].

Travis Barker Crash: Smoke, Fire Killed Crew with video Posted: 3 weeks ago by abeer58
A South Carolina coroner investigating the weekend jet crash that took the lives of four and left Travis Barker and DJ AM in critical condition cites smoke inhalation and burns as the causes of death for the pilot and co-pilot, and impact-related injuries for the two other passengers.
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What do I do with my VHS tapes? Posted: 3 weeks ago by gammerus
"Okay, I guess I have to admit it. The VHS tape is history. The problem is, I still have a couple of hundred of them sitting around, just taking up space. So what can I do with those old VHS video tapes?"
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Palin draws largest crowd (60,000 ) yet for GOP Posted: 3 weeks ago by Nateebiinature
To reiterate: An Alaska governor who was virtually unknown a month ago and is the number two on the presidential ticket may have doubled or tripled the crowd for a sitting president.

And without the help of a concert.
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SNL = Simply Nauseating Liberals Posted: 3 weeks ago by Nateebiinature
NBC jokes: Todd Palin has sex with daughters
'Saturday Night Live' skit suggests Sarah's husband guilty of incest.

**Edit, Video in comments... I doubt you'll hear about this in the mainstream media. Shame on SNL.
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Last Supper...The gruesome way Posted: 3 weeks ago by maven
Order now and receive a replica of the last meal served to an executed prisoner.

What would you want for your last meal?
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Music stars in plane crash Posted: 3 weeks ago by loonytoon
Hours after performing for thousands of South Carolina college students, former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and celebrity DJ AM were critically injured in a fiery Learjet crash that killed four people, authorities said Saturday.
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Stuffed up? Throw out the Sudafed. Masturbate Instead Posted: 3 weeks ago by bernardblack
Latest scientific research shows that men can achieve relief from congestion by ejaculating (via masturbation or a considerate partner/nurse)
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 442 [+].

Rare Viking-era shield found in Denmark Posted: 3 weeks ago by AutumnLotus
Danish archaeologists say they have found a well-preserved Viking shield that is more than 1,000 years old.
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Scary Baby Jesus Posted: 3 weeks ago by TheAnt314
A website created by the Southern Baptist Convention with a reeeaaallly creepy Baby Jesus head that follows your mouse. They have a gift shop too, to traumatize you even more while reminding you of how to be a good Christian.
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Impale Your Enemies! Avenging Unicorn and Narwhal Posted: 3 weeks ago by jupaneanu
Unusual toys that give anyone the opportunity to impale a mime, a hippie or a corporate suit without having to pay the consequences.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 88 [+].