I live in the Pacific Northwest. I work in a library. I'm pretty boring.
Eighth-graders suspended for sitting during Pledge of Allegiance Posted: 5 days ago by arsphidius
No, it's not a dupe from a couple of months ago. It just happened again.
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Officials Seek 'SpongeBob' Vandals Posted: 6 days ago by arsphidius
The U.S. Forest Service is looking for the "SpongeBob fanatics" who painted the cartoon character on the chimney of a historic building.
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Iguana on Loose Triggers Hawaii School Lockdown Posted: 6 days ago by arsphidius
The school was under lockdown while police, school personnel and neighbors captured the 3-foot-long lizard with a fishing net.
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Girl raped by football player on school bus Posted: 6 days ago by arsphidius
The driver left the school bus, thus leaving the students unattended.
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Mayor of Texas town has a bit of a credibility problem Posted: 1 week ago by arsphidius
Lies, lies, lies. Sounds like politics is perfect for her.
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Prospective juror in marijuana case is caught smoking pot Posted: 1 week ago by arsphidius
Didn't occur to her that maybe there might be law enforcement personnel in the vicinity.
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Afghanistan Firefight Heard On Voice Mail Posted: 1 week ago by arsphidius
A U.S. soldier accidentally called his parents during a firefight in Afghanistan
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Karma gets 'em again Posted: 1 week ago by arsphidius
A 20-year-old man shot himself in the groin when he stuffed a shotgun (that he had allegedly just stolen) inside his pants
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Oh, the irony Posted: 1 week ago by arsphidius
Manitoba Bar Association pulled out of inquiry because it lacked funds to hire a lawyer.
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Tots Roam Tampa Motel As Parents Play Video Games Posted: 1 week ago by arsphidius
Four hours after police took custody of the kids, the parents returned to the motel.
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Camel-punching leads to arrests Posted: 1 week ago by arsphidius
"allegedly assaulted a camel " -- not words you see together a lot.
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Hundreds of Students Suspended For Dress Code Violations Posted: 1 week ago by arsphidius
"If they say this t-shirt is wrong for him to wear to school then why do they sell t-shirts to the students to wear to school?," said parent James Fuller, Sr.
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Take-your-yak-to-work day Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
You may have heard of take your child to work day, but one Seattle executive brought his yak to work instead.
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Stuck in machinery, man uses big toe to call 911 Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
Now that's using your head ... uh, I mean toe.
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Man pushes for panel to prepare city for space aliens Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
Peckman, 54, who is single and lives with his parents, has submitted to the city a draft of the proposed ordinance, which would require the creation of an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission.
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Tenant, 94, fatally shoots landlord for evicting him Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
He stayed inside his home and refused to surrender, so cops used a Taser to stun him through a window.
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Never steal a PlayStation from guy whose nickname is "Insane" Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
Beware: the article uses the words "Taser" and "testicle" in the same sentence.
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Principal Fired For Bringing Guns on Campus Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
He was arrested in October 2007. Why did it take them this long to fire him?
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Grim Reaper gets a wrong number Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
Woman gets call about her own funeral.
She's not dead, so imagine her surprise
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Man charged after climbing out of van going 55 mph, then roaming naked Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
He stood on the roof and was catapulted into the woods when the van crashed into a rail.
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School bus driver slammed brakes, hurt kids Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
I'll teach them kids to behave!
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Memphis High School in ACLU Crosshairs for Outing 2 Gay Students Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
I post this at the risk of people thinking I regularly visit Fox news.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 178 [+].
Man arrested for trying to pass a $360 billion check Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
The man told police he's starting his own record label and that he had been given the money by his girlfriend's mother to help him start it.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 203 [+].
Bare-butt prom proposal gets lacrosse players suspended Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
The players displayed the question, "Will You Go To The Prom With Me? Yes or No?" on their posteriors.
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Teacher Stole Senior Trip Money To Disney World Posted: 2 weeks ago by arsphidius
Did she think they wouldn't notice?
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