<rss version="0.91"><channel><title>Members : arsphidius : Submitted Links : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime/</link><description>I live in the Pacific Northwest.  I work in a library.  I'm pretty boring.</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Members : arsphidius : Submitted Links : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime/</link><description></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Man robs armored-car guard, flees on an inner tube]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/78479/1/</link><description><![CDATA[The man confronted the guard and sprayed him with pepper spray. A witness says the robber then &quot;grabbed the money and ran on foot to the river. He got into an inner tube and floated westbound.&quot;]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parents blame emergency responders for son's death]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/77932/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Fourth of July accident: The boy was struck in the chest by shrapnel when an 18-inch cannon fired by his grandfather exploded near Rochester.  Now the parents want $47 million.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[School Employees Attacked By Student's Mother]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/77930/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Normally this kind of article I would pass on posting, because it seems like a common occurence.  But the weirdness exhibited by the parents just made me go &quot;huh?&quot;]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Teen plotted to kill mom for breast implants ]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/77928/1/</link><description><![CDATA[18-year-old boy wanted to buy implants for his girlfriend, using his mom's money.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Firefighter accused of walking off with crash victim's foot]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/77825/1/</link><description><![CDATA[A firefighter who allegedly took a man&#8217;s severed foot from the scene of a traffic accident last week is under investigation.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Obituary for James Adams]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/77346/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Sure, you've never heard of him. But he was denied his final wish, which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a date. Sounds like he would have been fun to know.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Man kills woman over hamburger.]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/77345/1/</link><description><![CDATA[An 18-year-old woman was fatally shot last week after she refused to cook a hamburger for her alleged assailant, say police. The victim did not know the assailant.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Scuffle over cheesy Fritos]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/77344/1/</link><description><![CDATA[If there had been chili involved, it could have gotten ugly.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pumpkin carving time is almost here...]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/77342/1/</link><description><![CDATA[My favorite site to get pumpkin carving patterns.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pirate rum reviews]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/76776/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Call it what you will - grog, swill, Nelson's Blood - it all comes back to Rum. Rum - where all good adventures both begin and end. So grab your bottle, grab your wench. Kick off your boots and splice the mainbrace fer a spell - ye've earned it.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Avast!]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/76773/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Even the url is theme-y!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pirate riddles for sophisticates]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/76772/1/</link><description><![CDATA[With such gut-busters as ...<br/>Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond? <br/>A: ARRRchetype.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fourth grader suspended for using broken pencil sharpener]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/76444/1/</link><description><![CDATA[A 10-year-old boy has been suspended from school for having something most students carry in their supply boxes: a pencil sharpener. The problem was his sharpener had broken, but he decided to use it anyway. <br/><br/>Chalk another one up to zero-tolerance, zero common sense.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[High school bans purses in the classroom]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/76443/1/</link><description><![CDATA[As soon as I saw this, I thought of this:<br/><div style='display:block;width:250px;text-overflow:clip;overflow:hidden;word-wrap:break-word;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/technology/l/76292/1/" rel="nofollow">http://www.plime.com/technology/l/76292/1/</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Woman claims snakes came out of her bathtub faucet]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/76435/1/</link><description><![CDATA[She insists they did, but utility officials say no. &quot;It's impossible for snakes to come out of a faucet. It's deliberately a completely enclosed system from end to end,&quot; says one.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Veggie Vikings]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/75997/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Got to keep with the theme, right?<br/><div style='display:block;width:250px;text-overflow:clip;overflow:hidden;word-wrap:break-word;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxCoDs0E8Bw" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxCoDs0E8Bw</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Montana mom kept dead son in car trunk]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/75508/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Authorities say the body of her 2-year-old son, James, was found Friday in the trunk of her car - more than six weeks after it was towed to a wrecking yard when she was arrested.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Condom coupons ripped out of BSU coupon books]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/75142/1/</link><description><![CDATA[The University insisted the condom coupons had to come out, even though their dorms have condom machines.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mistrial declared after prosecutor cries like a baby]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/75140/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Judge ruled that the prosecutor &quot;crossed the line&quot;.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[8-year-old boy distributes counterfeit $20 bills at school]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/75075/1/</link><description><![CDATA[&quot;When school officials found the boy, he had $380 in fake $20 bills on him. In all, the counterfeit money added up to $880, or 44 total bills.&quot;]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Woman claims black doll strapped to a cross isn't a racist display]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/75073/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Check out the name of her dog.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Boy goes bonkers after his computer privileges are changed]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/73858/1/</link><description><![CDATA[A 15-year-old is in custody after chasing his mother with a knife and beating his brother with a sugar cane because of a change in computer privileges.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Wife sells hubby's DVD case containing $1,200 for just $10]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/73857/1/</link><description><![CDATA[There goes their trip to Disney World.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Man calls 911 after he can't get a refund on unused condoms]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/73447/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Article goes on to describe the dangers of making non-emergency 911 calls.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The only red eyeball tattoo in the world]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/71473/1/</link><description><![CDATA[That's right, the white parts of his right eye have been tattooed red.]]></description></item></channel></rss>