A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison....

Since when is a vacuum considered a victim? The robots have taken over. picked by bevissimo 8 months ago

Richard Cram, 65, was willing to pay nearly $70 after he tried to swipe the ice cream bar from a Fort Pierce food mart, police said. picked by bevissimo 9 months ago

I live in such a small community that this made the front page. Knowing the photographer personally, I'm going with accidental lint on the lens, artfully placed to accommodate the jet stream; but the local guesses are fun. picked by bevissimo 10 months ago

Proof Positive that the man hasn't got a clue about anything:

"I tell people I leave town with a great sense of accomplishment and my head held high," Bush told a small pool of reporters Tuesday at the end of his final meeting with his top advisers. picked by bevissimo 11 months ago

ADELAIDE, Australia - An Australian woman accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder. picked by bevissimo 11 months ago

A man who initially told police gunmen kidnapped his 2 1/2-year-old son was arrested Saturday, accused of committing an "extremely hideous" murder because he was ordered to pay child support. picked by bevissimo 11 months ago

Sarah Palin's Christmas Card; Artist unknown picked by bevissimo 11 months ago

Instead of calling a friend who ran a helicopter school, England mistakenly left a message with a Montana couple. In the message, England apparently expressed concern that someone might take his time slot for flying. He then states, “You just remember, I have enough pistols to shoot you, one for each day of the week for a month.” picked by bevissimo 11 months ago

Christmas dinner - and succulent breast meat. picked by bevissimo 12 months ago

Photo essay of both high tech and green grafitti.

Kewl man... picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

After telling the press to turn off the cameras, Bush spoke candidly.

Naturally, all cameras were not off. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

SEATTLE -- The Coast Guard is asking for the public's help in identifying a 6-year-old girl who may be in trouble aboard a boat somewhere in the south end of the Puget Sound. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

Omarosa, of Apprentice fame, gets herself ejected from the Wendy Williams Show while promoting her book "The b***h Switch".

And they say you can't tell a book by its cover...

News story here. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

Fantastic Contraption is an elastic attraction.
Each physics level guarantees satisfaction.
And unless you have a strange allergic reaction,
You'll soon be hooked on Newton's laws of interaction. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay $795,000 in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

Larry Harmon, who appeared as Bozo the Clown for decades and licensed the name to other Bozos around the world, has died at age 83. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

A woman who lost her class ring in Lake Michigan in 1954 has it back, thanks to a metal-detector hobbyist. he ring's owner says she had forgotten about the ring she lost at Ludington State Park. And she's even more puzzled that Savage found it in a lake about a dozen miles away. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

A 42-year-old chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and can eat with a knife and fork is believed to be at large in a Southern California forest.

Moe served as his owner's best man at wedding. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

MANCHESTER, Conn. - A Manchester man has been arrested after he allegedly strolled along Interstate 291 wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig. Police say they received several calls about the man, which prompted an hour-long search over the weekend. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Fifteen camels, two zebras and several llamas and pot-bellied pigs escaped from a circus visiting Amsterdam early Monday, police said. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

RENO, Nev. - Federal officials are considering euthanizing wild horses to deal with the growing population on the range and in holding facilities, authorities said Monday. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyo. (AP) - A 12-year-old boy is in the hospital after a bison he was posing near flipped him in the air at Yellowstone National Park. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

KENNEWICK, Wash. (AP) - Kennewick, Wash., police report that a pregnant woman was stabbed multiple times in the chest and her nearly full-term baby was cut from her womb. A second woman has been arrested.

The baby has been hospitalized in critical condition. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

Pick up the phone, invite 30 friends over and chill out on Luna. This latest piece of "super furniture" was unveiled last month...Measuring 17'3" x 14'7", Luna is a furniture "landscape". picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

A European Vogue cover model fell to her death from her Manhattan apartment building Saturday in an apparent suicide, published reports said.

Ruslana Korshunova, 20, died around 2:30 p.m. in a fall from a building on Water Street. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago