Bluenutria is the b*stard child of Gargamel and Smurfette. When he hatched, he was abandoned and left for blue.Years later, in his blue period, he auditioned for a walk on part in The Blue Man Group, but was rejected due to his act not having enough local color. This left him feeling...blue.He then tried to audition for a role in Red Dwarf. Again met with failure, he now hangs out in the back of theaters that show blue movies.[Thank's Moe!] Biography Ghostwriting Gratheo pixelized me: http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/bluenutria/bluenutriatrainer1.pngforumimage('http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/bluenutria/bluenutriatrainer1.png','xhttpi257photobucketcomalbumshh205bluenutriabluenutriatrainer1png'); http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/bluenutria/bluenutriatrainer.pngforumimage('http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/bluenutria/bluenutriatrainer.png','xhttpi257photobucketcomalbumshh205bluenutriabluenutriatrainerpng');
Why would someone vote for the Lizard People? Posted: 1 year ago by bluenutria
A man who claims to be the voter behind the infamous Lizard People ballot in the U.S. Senate race recount has come forward.
And he seems to be enjoying the spotlight.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 358 [+].
A life-saving bike ride: a narrated slideshow Posted: 1 year ago by bluenutria
Bike commuter Dan Schuller narrowly avoided going down with the Minneapolis I-35 bridge a little over a year ago. What he decided to do next makes him a hero.
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The Sci-Fi Rejection Letter That Time Forgot Posted: 1 year ago by bluenutria
Dear Author,
We appreciate your submission of your short story, "In the Year 2008," to Astonishing Chronicles magazine. However, we regret to inform you that we cannot publish your story....
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 264 [+].
What happens to the dead in Myanmar? Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
"The bodies come and go with the tides. They wash up onto the riverbanks or float grotesquely downstream, almost always face down. They are all but ignored by the living."
An article detailing the horror that the residents of Myanmar face daily.
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Driver kills dog, then sues for damages. Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
Fester, a miniture pincher, was struck by man driving car. Man later sues family for damage to car. Family countersues for lose of their pet. Whom will the courts favor?
Be sure to watch video.
If link doesn't work, try this one.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 533 [+].
Dull Tasks Numb the Brain, Literally Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
Scientist have found that boring tasks actually "shut off" the brain.
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Internet Failure Hits Two Continents. Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
Extensive Internet failure has affected much of Asia, the Middle East, north Africa
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 256 [+].
Music labels say "no" to Qtrax Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
Previously reported here, the Qtrax system of P2P music content delivery is now being contested by major record labels. It was, as they say, too good to be true.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 305 [+].
Tall, Slim, and Erect Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
No, not that.
A collection of photos of toy U.S. presidents with interesting biographies of the real presidents' lives.
"One day in summer, I ran across a small wooden box at a flea market. It was filled with 2-inch tall plastic figurines of the American Presidents, from Washington to Nixon."
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Cantankerous Customer Leaves $50,000 Tip After Death Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
Walter "Buck" Swords left Melina Salazar $50,000 and a 2000 Buick. Salazar, who served Swords for almost seven years, said he was "kind of mean."
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 275 [+].
Priests Brawl at Jesus' Birthplace Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
Greek Orthodox and Armenian priests attack each other with brooms and stones in Bethlehem.
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The Death & Life of Ice Cream Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
Recently featured on Youtube, this time-lapse video of Ice cream melting is mesmerizing. I just had to share it.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 266 [+].
Customizable "It's not me it's you" Rejection Letter Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
A pre-written PDF letter to make breaking up a little easier.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 151 [+].
Gimme Gimme Octopus! Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
An episode of Kure Kure Takora ("Gimme Gimme Octopus"), a Japanese kid's show from the 1960's.
Some monsters steal the baby of a bipedal octopus.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 203 [+].
Fiona Carswell Designs Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
From the Malignant Mole Bikini to the Doorknob Vase, creative designs by Fiona Carswell.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 276 [+].
AFP Odd Photos of the Year 2007 **NSFW** Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
A collection of odd photos. Some are cute. Some are grotesque. Potentially NSFW.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 551 [+].
Anonymous, Self-Destructing Email Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
Ever wanted to feel like a secret agent?
You can set the timer for seconds, views, or days.
Message will self-destruct in 30 seconds.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 209 [+].
The Most Dangerous Laser Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
At 21 times the power of your average presentation pointer it can do permanent retinal damage to anyone within about 60 feet! Yeee!
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 166 [+].
Odd Nerdrum Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
This Norwegian figurative painter has a cool name and an
incredible skill at painting. NSFW (Naked bodies of all kinds)
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 213 [+].
Keep your shoes on Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
New T-ray scanners might speed up your trip through airport security.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 209 [+].
Thanksgiving day Myth Busted Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
Think that's tryptophan making you tired? Think again.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 249 [+].
Cult waits for end of days (which will be in May) in cave Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
Four children (one 18 month old) are among 29 cult members holed up in a cave. Cult has threatened suicide if cops interfere.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 186 [+].
Time Cubism Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
Think the earth is round? Wrong! No, it's not flat either. It's a cube!
If you disagree with this, you are stupid or evil and have been misled by "malicious educators."
I don't understand this...
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 114 [+].
Take an Auditory Trip Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
Ever wanted to take a trip to Egypt, Panama, South Africa, or the UK? Well, you can, sort of, with Sound Transit: a (growing) collection of field recordings across the globe.
The "book a transit" link eventually leads to a page where you can listen and download your very own collections of sounds based on your desired locations. Try it out.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 132 [+].
Bone Phone Posted: 2 years ago by bluenutria
A new phone that transmits sound to the inner ear using skull bone conduction.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 216 [+].