I go to Princeton. My Plime and caffeine addiction will kill me academically and physically.
The Most "W...T...F...?" Video you'll see in a long time. Kinda NSFW Posted: 4 months ago by Breex243
More WTF than "What? What? in the Butt"
Yes. It's that F'd up.
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$5 Footl...erm, Mobile Homes Posted: 6 months ago by Breex243
"About 1,150 families in FEMA housing live in units the agency classifies as mobile homes and park models, which will be offered for sale at $5 and $1, respectively."
Let's hope these aren't the formaldehyde-tainted ones...
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It had to happen...Octomom gets TV show Posted: 6 months ago by Breex243
We were all predicting it, and as tongue-in-cheek as we may have been, we knew it was bound to happen. Octomom. From the producers of "The Biggest Loser" and "Beauty and the Geek".
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Lego Artist Nathan Saway makes 6 figures Posted: 1 year ago by breex243
...and Reverse Goatse
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Settled lawsuit--If you've bought Airborne, you can get a full refund Posted: 2 years ago by breex243
"double-blind clinical trial" = brainchild experiment of two guys who lied about their Univ. of Indiana degrees. Ohh, did I mention that these supplements provide no benefits? P.s. no proof of purchase necessary (which is great, seeing as I was suckered into buying a tube when I went to NYC last year).
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UAE #1 Vanity License Plate sold...$14M Posted: 2 years ago by breex243
an update to this:
...When 10 Bugattis just aren't enough...
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Teller Magic Trick-Shadow Flower Posted: 2 years ago by breex243
Another one of Teller's great tricks, from Penn and Teller.
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You remember Daft Hands and Daft Bodies, Right? Posted: 2 years ago by breex243
If you've missed the ~1M hit video of the hands-on version of "Around the World" by Daft Punk, here it is.
(image is of logo for Simple Shoes)
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You Thought Britney Was A Bad Mom? Guess again! Posted: 2 years ago by Breex243
Jamie Lynne Spears, Britney's 16-year old "Zoe 101" star, is 12 weeks pregnant. 12 WEEKS! And she's keeping it!
hmm...maybe WTF isn't the right category actually.
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Record-Breaking Army Sergeant Drowns on Duty Posted: 2 years ago by Breex243
This is just so and and filled with irony in a cruel and unlucky way.
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Senators aren't the only ones caught in bathroom stings Posted: 2 years ago by Breex243
View the slideshow on the right-hand side for images.
Apparently there is a significant effort put into these bathroom stings...and 9 were caught in this one session...kinda creepy...
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An "i_____" product to end all "i___" products: the iTithe Posted: 2 years ago by Breex243
When God wants to make the process as painless as possible!
"This system offers an option that will make giving an easy, painless process." And yet I still can't put away images of Wiis and 8800GTXs and C2Qs flow away...
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A Robbery Gone So Wrong... Posted: 2 years ago by Breex243
...when lines such as "it'll whiten you teeth", and "it's nutritious" don't work...
(more sperm bank humor)
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Hillary Duff , Barbie "great role models to girls and the perfect design duo" Posted: 3 years ago by Breex243
"Not only are they two of the most stylish entertainers, actors and fashion designers, but they also show girls there are no limits to what they can do."
no limits...as in getting immortalized as a doll is the most wonderful achievement in a female's life. Whatever happened to business leader, surgeon, or dominatrix?
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Bush-more US troops=more US losses Posted: 3 years ago by Breex243
Bush wants more troops, warns of more US losses.
Funny how the math works out...
also note the "Christ-like" halo around his head...hmm
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Forget legalized Marajuana-'Shrooms are the new drug-medicine Posted: 3 years ago by Breex243
Sadly, all these studies are preliminary.
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