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9 Awesome Places to Have Sex Posted: 3 hours ago by BADbud
(And the Horrific Consequences)

yet another public service announcement brought to you by the (not so) friendly neighborhood nurse
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 132 [+].

Active Military to Control U.S. Unrest Posted: 1 day ago by hOOsker
Looking for another source to Bornbads previous post...I found it

Straight from the horses mouth...The Army Times
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 167 [+].

Hey, You've Got To Hide Your Fanmail Away (From Ringo) Posted: 1 day ago by pocksucket
Ringo Starr has issued a warning to fans to stop sending him fanmail and requests for autographs.

Setting a deadline of 20th October, anything received with a post mark after that will be binned.

He has posted a video on his official site explaining it. Apparently it's all done in peace and love.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 445 [+].

Fashion or fetish? Sexy sheer pantyhose for men Posted: 2 days ago by raverman
Is this the final straw in men being emasculated? Or just a sign of men fully in denial. Next they'll be trying to convince you male lipstick is "normal".
They might look fetching with your male eyeliner...
Comments: 27 Score: [-] 500 [+].

'WoW' Player's 36 Man Solo Raids Posted: 2 days ago by punthe
A being known as Bradster currently has 36 accounts on World of Warcraft all for himself, and not only that, he plays them all at once. Again, he has three dozen accounts and he plays them all at once.
Comments: 27 Score: [-] 563 [+].

SUMMER’S EVE FEMININE SPRAY ULTRA - EXTRA STRENGTH Posted: 2 days ago by Bornbad
Oh Canada...When you say extra strength, you're not fooling around.

(Keep that power-fresh feeling)
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 475 [+].

Michelle Rodriguez Threatens To Withold Friends Sex Toy Posted: 2 days ago by bernardblack
Michelle Rodriguez almost got in trouble with the law yet again. Evidently she was locked out of her hotel room by her friend. She was screaming and knock very loudly, demanding to be let back in or she wouldn't give the friend back her dildo.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 275 [+].

Lippygate:Palin critics say she has tattooed lip-liner Posted: 3 days ago by Bornbad
She is the self-styled ‘Pitbull in Lipstick’ – but vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has become the subject of a fierce debate about whether her lip-liner is really a tattoo.
(just when I thought we had reached the bottom of the barrel)
Comments: 22 Score: [-] 335 [+].

Pet Massage Glove Posted: 5 days ago by Bornbad
For your pet??? Or for petting...you decide.
(Wipes clean with damp cloth)
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 347 [+].

Tokyo Lash Bar Posted: 1 week ago by Bornbad
Tokyo Lash Bar 2008 introduces new eyelashes boasting interesting new materials and unique, artistic designs.

(you should get 40 lashes just for considering some of these)
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 339 [+].

Donteatpoop Launches His Pop Career Posted: 1 week ago by pocksucket
One of our number has secretly been involved in plans to dominate the pop charts and this is prong one of his assault.

Performing under his stage name of Kennedy, here's DEP
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 675 [+].

mori ex cacao 'death by chocolate' Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
these marvelous and macabre chocolate skulls are among the most extravagant confections made today.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 261 [+].

Little Gordon Posted: 2 weeks ago by JHalewood
Little Gordon's on a personal mission to rid the world of rubbish food and pathetic service. So no excuses, yeah?

Gordon Ramsey Viral Spoof - Hilarious!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 123 [+].

Virgin Galactic rejects $1 million space porn Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
Unidentified party offered big bucks to film porn participants in zero gravity.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 613 [+].

7 Year old goes nuts at zoo, feeds rare animals to crocodile Posted: 2 weeks ago by ClericPlumBeets
Sadly, he was not on the menu. This kid needs some real parents and an ass whipping.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 884 [+].

Very realistic paintings of Adam Stennett(careful@work) Posted: 2 weeks ago by wildminou
Check painting section
A bit NSFW
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 315 [+].

Rectum case closed; jury sides with doctor Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
Evaluating a West Virginia man's claim that a Frederick County surgeon stapled his rectum shut, a jury Tuesday in U.S. District Court told the patient he was full of it.
UPDATE to this story:
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Hotel Smell Advert Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
Joel sent me a link to an ad by Extended Stay Hotels (Extended Stay America, is one of its brands). At first I thought it was some kind of satire, but it appears real.
My question would be whether potential guests really want to think about previous room residents' body functions.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 65 [+].

Don't Vote. Posted: 2 weeks ago by Marli
Seriously.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 171 [+].

I need a house, here's two bucks. Posted: 2 weeks ago by Wingnut
A Chicago woman bought an abandoned house in Saginaw, Michigan on E-bay for a whopping $1.75. Who says the real estate market is dead?
Comments: 14 Score: [-] 457 [+].

What does your doctor think of you? Posted: 2 weeks ago by maxriter
People are often quick to criticize a doctor's bedside manner. But how many stop to consider what their doctor thinks about having to put up with them?
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 54 [+].

Mom tells cops icy bodies in freezer are her kids Posted: 2 weeks ago by gamaxray
A mother told police that child-sized human remains uncovered in her basement freezer were those of her two adopted daughters
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 101 [+].

Bailout bill fails, Dow plunges Posted: 2 weeks ago by Moe
People start investing in canned food and shotguns
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Man Smears Feces On Himself Before Trial Posted: 2 weeks ago by Bornbad
He soiled himself and spread feces on his body just as his trial was scheduled to begin.(real s**t head)
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 225 [+].

Woman unable to open eyes 3 days a week Posted: 2 weeks ago by 2manyusernames
For years, an Australian woman has suffered blindness three days out of every six because her eyes involuntarily shut and she cannot open them.
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 488 [+].