You'll stumble in my footsteps.-The Chez is a mythical female creature from planet boobella 9. She's 25 years old and resides somewhere full of old people. She likes to paint and draw and is feeding money to a very well known art school that shares its name with a circus--she might as well be a clown.-The Chez shoots lasers, revs chainsaws, and enjoys dinosaurs. She is often accompanied by her minions; a beagle named Pucca, and a rat named Mel. Both female, both vicious[ly cute.]-The Chez is also single, but much like the praying mantis, devours the head of her mate after doing the no-no. Take that as you will.-The Chez can often be spotted in the platroom, shooting lasers and doing the robot. Greet her or die. She is friendly but will eat rude people for dinner.http://franchescagomez.blogspot.com http://www.myspace.com/cataclysma The End.
Love Will Tear Us Apart Posted: 2 weeks ago by chez
Artist Douglas Coupland
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Van Gogh and the Colours of Night Posted: 1 month ago by chez
Van Gogh was comforted and inspired by the night, as a new show in Amsterdam highlights. But was this fascination a symptom of mental disorder?
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Monkeys are Metal! Posted: 2 months ago by chez
Monkeys have been found to be fans of heavy metal music after scientists found it calmed them down.
*you ever see a Cottontop Tamarin? They look pretty metal too!
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Vampires Suck. Posted: 3 months ago by chez
Actually, they don't and that's the problem.
Bloodsucking is so yesterday. It's so 1994. It's so Anne Rice. Today's vampire is a good listener. He cares about our love lives and our problems, which is strange because we're supposed to be his food.
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Children traumatised by 'War of Worlds' abduction of teacher Posted: 4 months ago by chez
The event was designed to "develop youngsters writing skills" and fire their imagination - but some children were left traumatised by the show.
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The Beatles Posted: 4 months ago by chez
For Suebe.
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From double lung transplant to marathon, Michael winning his fight Posted: 4 months ago by chez
“They told me I wouldn’t live past my teens. So my mindset was to just live for now,” says Michael.
An inspiring story.
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Boxing Champ, Alexis "The Explosive Thin Man" Arguello found dead Posted: 4 months ago by chez
57-year-old Arguello retired in 1995 with a record of 82-8 with 65 knockouts and was a champion in three weight divisions. He was perhaps best known for two thrilling battles with Aaron Pryor and fights with Ray Mancini, Bobby Chacon and Ruben Olivares.
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The Outrage Generator Posted: 7 months ago by chez
Use the amazing Identity Politics Outrage Generator to conjure instant sympathy and media fascination with the emotional minutiae of your heart-wrenching persecution complex!
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Batman: 24 Hours Posted: 9 months ago by chez
An intimate look at a day in The Dark Knight's life.
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10 Very Good Reasons Why You Should Grow a Giant Beard Posted: 9 months ago by chez
Seems reasonable to me.
Dedicated to Mortimer Von Punthe (Punthe's glorious beard)
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Clay Monsters Posted: 9 months ago by chez
Gallery here
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Jerk Posted: 10 months ago by chez
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I Carn't Spel Posted: 10 months ago by Chez
The Beatles
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An Awesome Book by Dallas Clayton Posted: 10 months ago by chez
A beautifully illustrated book with an awesome message!
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A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old's perspective) Posted: 10 months ago by chez
A very sweet and inspiring outlook on life.
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Liz Wolfe's Photography Posted: 10 months ago by chez
Wolfe's photography takes the everyday whimsical and deviously twists it into something more
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Prohm Asparas Posted: 10 months ago by chez
Kenneth Parker
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How to write the perfect disaster movie Posted: 10 months ago by chez
A lot of the best disasters – asteroids, aliens, earthquakes, tsunamis – have already been taken, sometimes twice, as in the embarrassing simultaneous releases of Armageddon/Deep Impact and Volcano/Dante's Peak. So you'll have to be a bit creative. Pick something unusual: what if gravity started going sideways instead of straight down, say?
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Eartha Kitt Dies at age 81 Posted: 11 months ago by chez
Once described as ‘the most exciting woman in the world’ by Orson Wells, Kitt was one of America’s most versatile performers, winning two Emmys and getting a third nomination. She was also nominated for two Tony Awards and a Grammy.
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Creepy Christmas shorts Posted: 11 months ago by chez
25 days of creepy Christmas shorts in a variety of film mediums.
Happy Holidays!
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Cheech and Chong get animated for movie Posted: 11 months ago by chez
The stoned duo are set to roll into theaters with their own cartoon feature.
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Wolf Posted: 11 months ago by chez
Our very own Bugface
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Family angry supermarket won't personalize cake for their son. Posted: 11 months ago by Chez
His name? Adolf Hitler Campbell, of course. Not to be confused with his siblings, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
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Posted: 11 months ago by chez
Walt Peregoy - Legendary background illustrator
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