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Laurence Fishburne is prime "CSI" suspect Posted: 2 months ago by digitalgimpling
Laurence Fishburne is in talks to replace William Petersen as the star of CBS' veteran crime drama "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation."
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Channel 9 Obtains Violent Threat Letter Targeting Orlando Police Posted: 5 months ago by digitalgimpling
You remember that cop who shoved a lady down some stairs? Well, somebody's outraged.
The letter says that if OPD doesn't arrest an officer accused of pushing a woman down the stairs, a sniper will target cops and "blood will … flow like the river Jordan."

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Colostomy Lawsuit Posted: 11 months ago by digitalgimpling
"A surgery meant to reverse a colostomy on a Dover man went horribly wrong last year, resulting in fecal mater being discharged from his penis and urine passing through his colon, according to a lawsuit filed in Superior Court."

Um, ew
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FATMOUSE. Posted: 1 year ago by digitalgimpling
Fatmouse has no patience but much hunger.
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Overweight womens' breast cancer risk lower Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"Overweight and obese women have a lower risk of breast cancer prior to menopause, researchers said on Monday in a finding they said both puzzles them and contradicts conventional wisdom."
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Marijuana-for-homework mom gets 3 months Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"A woman who admitted smoking marijuana daily with her 13-year-old son to reward him for completing his homework was sentenced to three months in prison."

I'm on the fence with this one. While I don't condone encouraging drug use in children, caring enough about your kid to make him do his homework is a rare quality these days.
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"Expert" says that possessing child pornography does not a pedophile make Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"Collecting kiddie porn -- even the most graphic images of child sex abuse -- doesn't automatically make one a pedophile, a noted psychologist said yesterday."

"Baillie told Crown prosecutor Jenny Rees labelling all kiddie porn collectors as pedophiles would be akin to saying anyone with illicit drugs is an abuser."

Comparing drugs to child porn? You're either USING it or DEALING it, either way.
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Aborted foetus could provide eggs Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"An aborted foetus could one day become the mother of a new baby by "donating" her eggs to an infertile woman, say researchers.

"The highly controversial idea has been suggested as one solution to a worldwide shortage of women prepared to donate their eggs to help other women become pregnant."

They never asked me. They can have ALL my eggs, if they want.
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Life for yob who fatally beat tot Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"Lloyd, who admitted murder, wept at Swansea Crown Court and muttered “sorry”. He will serve at least 24 years."
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*UPDATE* Suspect arrested in Ipwich murders Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
Supermarket worker Tom Stephens was arrested by police at his home at Trimley St Martin, near Felixstowe.

He is being held on suspicion of murdering prostitutes Gemma Adams, Anneli Alderton, Tania Nicol, Paula Clennell and Annette Nicholls.
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Christmas horror movie offends religious groups Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"'To have a movie that emphasizes murder and mayhem at Christmas, a time of celebration and joy around the world seems to be ill founded,' said Mathew Staver, founder and chairman of Liberty Counsel, an organization dedicated to upholding religious freedom and traditional family values."

LOL! Does anyone remember if there were protests against The Nightmare Before Christmas?
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Believing is seeing Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"The faithful have spotted holy images in the ordinary: chocolate, tortillas and even a grilled cheese sandwich. Humans are hard-wired for such perceptions, some scientists say."

The Virgin Mary makes another appearance in a delicious snack.
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And the "Mother of the Year" award goes to... Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"A former Allentown woman who admitted that she ordered her 12-year old son and 13-year-old daughter to take pictures of her in seductive nude poses showed up in court today wearing jeans with "Booty" emblazoned on the left rear pocket and "Licious" on the right in what appeared to be rhinestones."
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The babies who are murdered to order Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"The babies, believes Tatyana, were taken at birth to have their organs and stem cells harvested as part of a sickening but highly lucrative international trade."
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Heartless. Despicable. Disgusting. Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"Authorities struggled to describe Tuesday morning's discovery that someone stole about 500 toys for children with cancer from a utility trailer in Dania Beach.

"The firefighters who collected the Christmas presents were devastated, said Walter J. Dix, a captain for the Broward Sheriff's Office Fire-Rescue and president of the International Association of Firefighters Local 4321."
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Pipe burns baby has died Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"A 10-MONTH-OLD baby who suffered horrific injuries when she was showered with boiling water has died, police confirmed today."
"She suffered nine per cent burns when boiling water poured on to her cot after a water tank exploded at her council home in Taunton, Somerset."

D`:
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Xbox 360 vs PS3 vs Wii Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
Call of Duty 3. Same game on three different systems... compared side by side.
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Cat in a Goldfish Bowl! Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
Awww!
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No Relief in Sight for Penis Pump Judge Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
Remember this guy? Yeah, he's still getting PWNED left and right.
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Blind Rape Victim Vindicated Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"For years, Madison, Wisconsin police and city lawyers refused to believe a blind woman who said an intruder raped her at knifepoint. They even charged her with lying about it.

"Now, five years after DNA connected a sex offender to the attack, the city has apologized to the woman, known as Patty, and is offering her $35,000."
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Girl killed by a fatal dose of a date rape drug... which was put in her SIPPY CUP. Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"Minh Phu Le poisoned his daughter Skyla on Friday and attempted suicide with the same drug because he wanted to punish his mistress -- the girl's mother -- for trying to leave him, investigators said."

I cannot adequately express my horror.
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Indiana pedophile loses holiday job Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
A suburban mall suspended all visits with its Santa Claus Tuesday after learning a photographer taking pictures of children on St. Nick's lap was a registered sex offender from Indiana, police said.

..Don't they screen these people first?
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Feds crack down on teen, preteen ‘model’ sites Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
The operators of dozens of teen and preteen “modeling sites” that critics say are nothing more than eye candy for pedophiles have been indicted by a federal grand jury in Alabama for allegedly trafficking in “visual depictions of minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct.”

And it's about time, too.
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Hymn-singing rapist sentenced - and they are throwing away the key Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
A man who sang gospels while he sexually assaulted and beat a woman and then left her for dead in a trash bin in St. Louis was sentenced Friday to two life sentences plus 200 years in prison.
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Ex-Wind Gap man says wife's bingo habit led him to molest two young girls Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling
"So, because your wife went to bingo, these children suffered?" Northampton County Judge F.P. Kimberly McFadden asked Kinney on Friday.

"Yes," Kinney said.
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