Hi. I'm direwookiee. Dire, Dyer, DW, Dwook, Wook, WookieeD, call me anything. Just don't call me late for supper.
JESUS HAS RETURNED Posted: 5 days ago by direwookiee
Immaculately conceived as...a shark?
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 98 [+].
"Palin!" The Musical Posted: 1 week ago by direwookiee
(Alaska governor SARAH PALIN is taking a rare afternoon off from work. She walks by a strip mall. Like all Alaskan strip malls, it contains a moose supply store, a pizza parlor, and a doctors' office.)
If I had the skills, I would so totally write music to this and perform it.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 57 [+].
Star Wars Bedding is Back! Posted: 3 months ago by direwookiee
There's probably not a 30-something out there who doesn't hold some fond memory of the original Star Wars sheets from the 70s. You know them well: those cotton-blend sets depicting heroic Lukes, Leias and Wookiees against puffy white space-scapes. If you didn't have them on your own bed, you probably envied someone who did.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 416 [+].
A DIFFERENT Type of Star Wars Music Video Posted: 3 months ago by direwookiee
Manamana? Doodoodoodoodoo?
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 141 [+].
Conservative T-Shirts Posted: 3 months ago by direwookiee
Conservative, Republican, GOP and other Political shirts.
Several rather funny designs...I'm a big fan of the "Up your Arsenal" design.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 97 [+].
Scientists Find Bugs That Eat Waste and Excrete Petrol Posted: 4 months ago by direwookiee
To be more precise: the genetic alteration of bugs – very, very small ones – so that when they feed on agricultural waste such as woodchips or wheat straw, they do something extraordinary. They excrete crude oil.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 600 [+].
Semper Fi, Code Pink. Semper Fi. Posted: 7 months ago by direwookiee
Rob Riggle goes undercover to report on Berkeley, CA's reaction to a new Marine recruiting station, where giant handed constitutional scholars run amok.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 88 [+].
PETA's Dirty Secret Posted: 9 months ago by direwookiee
While loudly complaining about the "unethical" treatment of animals by restaurant owners, grocers, farmers, scientists, anglers, and countless other Americans, the group has its own dirty little secret.
PETA kills animals. By the thousands.
(I'm taking this with a grain of salt. I'm not too sure it's true.)
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 454 [+].
Not just your usual montage, it's a MANTAGE Posted: 10 months ago by direwookiee
Barats and Bereta's newest video:
The MAN-TAGE:
A montage of all things Manly
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 69 [+].
Sean Paul Misheard Lyrics Posted: 11 months ago by direwookiee
For those of us across the world who wondered what the hell Sean Paul was saying in "Temperature", rest assured that this person wondered too.
But they took a guess.
Direct Link, Collegehumor:
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 127 [+].
The US armed forces have...rhythm? Posted: 11 months ago by direwookiee
Troops in Iraq entertaining us at home, while protecting us abroad. We salute you!
EDIT:
Video not working correctly...i'm a little new at this "posting" thing, but here is the link:
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 58 [+].