Well, not really, but close. But I almost did buy a house on the road mentioned. Plus bigfoot sounds playful and friendly. I hope he does come to my backyard.

This is big news around these parts! picked by dollyllama 3 weeks ago

The surveillance camera video shows the woman rolling off a waiting room chair, landing face-down on the floor and convulsing. Her collapse came at 5:32 a.m. June 19, the NYCLU said, and she stopped moving at 6:07 a.m. During that time, the organization said, workers at the hospital ignored her. picked by dollyllama 3 weeks ago

In response to a 5 percent drop in business, the Shady Lady Ranch along U.S. 95 about 150 miles north of Las Vegas plans to offer $50 gas cards to clients who spend $300 and $100 gas cards to those who spend $500.

The brothel also offers special monthly discounts, including an offer of 45 minutes of services for $175 instead of the usual rate of $200. picked by dollyllama 4 weeks ago

It sounds like the setup to a joke: A crocodile walks into a bar... picked by dollyllama 4 weeks ago

In the windowless front rooms of a former day care center in a tiny Texas community, children as young as 5 were fed powerful painkillers they knew as "silly pills" and forced to perform sex shows for a crowd of adults.
*Absolutely appalling. picked by dollyllama 1 month ago

Police said it ranks near the top as one of the oddest things they've ever seen. But the palm frond wasn't the robber's only weapon. He was also brandishing a pair of flip-flops.
*video linked in article...oh and guess where this happened. picked by dollyllama 1 month ago

"The bear wasn't charging anybody. If he did, I could see putting the bear down, but the bear was running towards the woods. It was trying to get away from everybody," said Rick Zeigler. picked by dollyllama 1 month ago

A kitten was rescued from a drainage pipe where she'd been meowing for days.

Very happy ending! picked by dollyllama 1 month ago

A Labrador retriever lived up to its name Friday when he plucked his 12-year-old owner out of the Platte River, near North Bend. picked by dollyllama 1 month ago

A 22-gun British warship that sank during the American Revolution and has long been regarded as one of the "Holy Grail" shipwrecks in the Great Lakes has been discovered at the bottom of Lake Ontario, astonishingly well-preserved in the cold, deep water, explorers announced Friday. picked by dollyllama 1 month ago

According to the Lavaca County Sheriff's Office, Taylor Michalec's grandfather said he was walking behind the teen when the trigger on his AK-47 assault rifle snagged a branch and discharged, striking the teen in the back.

*Why do you need an AK47 to hunt??? picked by dollyllama 1 month ago

Police are investigating a home invasion in which a woman was taped and handcuffed to a chair in her upscale Decatur home. The woman was able to escape in the chair and flag down a motorist for help. Now police are looking for her attackers. picked by dollyllama 1 month ago

The U.S. Marine Corps has disciplined two Marines over a videotape that showed a Marine throwing a puppy over a cliff, the military said Wednesday. picked by dollyllama 1 month ago

Members buy a share of a farmer's crop, usually for $500 to $600, and receive a box of vegetables and fruits each week during the summer and fall. A box typically feeds three or four people for a week, although many farms offer half-shares for individuals or couples. picked by dollyllama 1 month ago

Investigators tell WIS News 10's Stewart Moore they believe the child was sitting in her grandmother's shopping cart when she pulled a small-caliber handgun out of her grandmother's shopping cart and accidentally shot herself in the chest. picked by dollyllama 2 months ago

Bella the dog's lunch takes a toxic turn after an encounter with Spew the toad. picked by dollyllama 2 months ago

Kyle Baker, a biologist for NOAA's Fisheries Service southeast region, said the species is the only seal to become extinct from human causes. picked by dollyllama 2 months ago

All he wants to do is play for people, but the child prodigy may be getting too good too soon because he's already making some mysterious -- and possibly dangerous -- enemies.
*video of him playing in comments picked by dollyllama 2 months ago

Englishman John Webber thought nothing of the small, shiny cup, passed down from his junk dealer grandfather and stashed under a bed for years, until appraisers said it was an ancient Persian artifact.

*I only have ancient dust rhinos under my bed. picked by dollyllama 2 months ago

As the Mariners played the Boston Red Sox on May 26, Sirbrina Guerrero and her date were approached in the third inning by an usher who told them their kissing was inappropriate, Guerrero said.

*I always thought of Seattle as more progressive. picked by dollyllama 2 months ago

The global food and fuel crisis is resulting in more than just people going hungry. Rising grain and gas prices, as well as the closure of American slaughterhouses, have contributed to a virtual stampede of horses being abandoned — some starving — and turned loose into the deserts and plains of the West to die cruel and lonesome deaths. picked by dollyllama 2 months ago

One person was killed Friday when a construction crane fell more than 20 stories from the top of a Manhattan building, according to Scott Stringer, the borough president of Manhattan.
*I know this is headline news but this is the second time within 3 months in NY and at least the 5th time (in the same amount of time) in the country. picked by dollyllama 2 months ago

A Senate subcommittee investigation last year found that hedge fund Amaranth Advisors LLC, which collapsed in 2006 after losing more than $6 billion in natural-gas trades, had shifted its activities to ICE from the regulated Nymex to avoid trading limits, and that the "excessive speculation" raised homeowners' heating bills.
*About time. picked by dollyllama 2 months ago

Watkins and his wife, Ria, received a final notices from the Sussex homeowners' association in Clermont that they must remove the flag or else face legal action. picked by dollyllama 2 months ago

An American tourist from California was killed by a train as he walked on the tracks in a daze after he drank a cappuccino laced with drugs and then was robbed, railway police said Monday. picked by dollyllama 2 months ago