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looking for trouble. I like to Wrassle greased goats and juggle flaming porcupines. So hit me up if'n you all have a slick shindig and you need someone to rattle your rafters. Or if you want to freak out your friends I do horrible speed metal singing telegrams. I'm not the life of the party, I AM THE PARTY. I can make Sid Vicious look like Pat Boone. Only Keith can go further than me (and he is a ROBOT) I'm not a hero. I'm a dangerous heretic, I'm a dare-devil and a legend. I am a very sincere, compassionate person, but you'll have to work to earn my trust and respect. My life is a musical montage in slow motion and only I can hear the music.
Now, are you ready to ROCK?
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