I've been a sucker for plime since September, '07, and before that, nothing mattered.
Reverse Vasectomy Performed On Horse! Posted: 1 year ago by dreamering
This is not a joke. The reverse vasectomy was performed on a Przewalski horse, one of the few remaining truly "wild" horses left in the world.
One giant step for veterinary science, 3 giant slurs on mankind.
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Man Runs Mercedes On Donut & Chicken Grease Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Save that fried chicken oil and strain it into your diesel tank. What do you have? A lot of dogs following your car around!
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Whaaat Is This Dog Doing? Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
I was wondering if this ritual had to do with burying, like wild dogs will bury a treasured find.. What do you think?
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Whither The Word "Weird?" Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
How and why words change meaning is the topic of a new book: Semantic Antics, by Sol Steinmetz. He discovers, among other things, that the word "weird" was first used by Shakespeare who used it six times in Macbeth.
Weird, back then, meant "having the supernatural power to control a person's fate, claiming to deal with fate or destiny."
I take it back; you're not weird!
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Canadian Women Win World Curling Championships Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Canada beat Japan in finals of women's curling championships. It is said that the Canadian team was "really out of it" when they were losing 6-3, but they got back into it to win. (They were reminded that if they won, they'd get a case of Labatt's light!)
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Sex Sells Pet Wigs! Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Yes, you've seen some of these pix on Plime, but not many, and not any with this twist: Author captions each pic with what the dog or cat is conveying... in human terms.
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What Next? Tattoo'd Teeth Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Tooth fairies from Sandy, Utah paint your crowns with permanent tattoos. Artwork from $75 to $500 depending on complexity of drawing. (These tooth fairies also make the tooth crowns with your prescription.)
Elvis fans?
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Researchers! Drink, Yes? Publish, No. Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
An ornithologist (bird scientist) conducted a study on human researchers and found that the more beer you drink the less likely you are to publish or get quoted in a scientific publication.
(And this article appears in the NY Times!)
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Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of PickleSickles Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Oh yes he did! The next healthy rage... PickleSickle Pops!
Pocksucket, this one's for you!
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Heather Mills Donates All To Charity Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
You see, Heather Mills isn't as bad as she seems. She's giving all of Paul's 55 million British pounds to charity. I wonder which one?
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Obama Campaign Releases Photo of Hillary -- Topless!! (NSFW) Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Obama has to do something to fight back against Hillary's ugly campaign behavior, so his campaign has released a daring photo of Hillary...topless...
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Junk Food Is Really GOOD For You, New Studies Reveal Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Loading up on fat and sugar actually makes you smarter!
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Bishop 'bigot' Claim Over Gay Row Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
The Bishop of Hereford has been named Bigot of the Year by gay rights group Stonewall after he refused a homosexual youth worker a job." (Apparently "organized religion" is exempt from British worker laws.)
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Stars Put Obama Speech To Music Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas has put Barack Obama's "Yes, We Can" speech to music and will release a music video of it sung by such celebrities as "R&B singer John Legend, rapper Common, basketball legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, CSI star Adam Rodriquez and Pussycat Dolls frontwoman Nicole Scherzinger" among many others.
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Malicious Programs Hit New High Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
The number of malicious software programs increase 5 times in 2007 compared to 2006. And that's only one year. Take a look at the chart!
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Anti-Valentine Art: Who Can't Relate To Heartbreak Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
10 Anti-Valentine posters all express heartbreak in their own ways. (I can't help it; I'm a fan of Anti-Valentines!)
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10 Hottest and Coldest Anti-Valentine Gifts Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Finally a holiday everyone can celebrate some time in their lives: Anti-Valentines Day. Let your EX know just how you feel; send him a USB powered humping dog, or a Heartless b***h stuffed toy. Check out 10 of the coldest sentiments available in gift form!
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10 Cool Ways To Adore Your Dog On Valentine's Day Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
They express their love in so many ways... here are some fun items for doggie on Valentine's Day.
Don't forget all the doggies in the shelters. You could really make their Valentine's Day!
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Bhutto report: Musharraf planned to fix elections Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Hmm. I wonder how he came up with that idea?
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Swimmers Freeze Their Bums On New Year's Day Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Happy New Year everyone! Now let's go take a dip in the sea! The colder the better!
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Bloomberg May Run As Independent Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Yes, another story about a possible Bloomberg run! But this is sounding more like a serious consideration. I'm a supporter, especially if he runs with Chuck Hagel!
What about the rest of you... what do you think?
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Ten Saudi Inmates Freed From Gitmo Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
Due to strain on tensions between the U.S. and Saudi Arabia over Saudi inmates at Guantanamo, the U.S. has released dozens of Saudi inmates over the last year. Today 10 more were released.
"The government in Riyadh will mitigate any risk posed by the former detainees with a programme to integrate them into civilian life, the Pentagon says."
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Mexican Police Disarmed in Rosarito Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
OK guys, drop your guns and hold up your hands. This is a stick up, I mean a drug bust, I mean HERE COME THE TROOPS!
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No More Smoking At French Cafes! Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
I'm not going to Paris if I can't sip espressos AND smoke a pack of Gauloises!
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Hey Buddy! Hey Whiskers! Want a Martini? Posted: 2 years ago by dreamering
When you get the hand-blown Yurana martini glass filled with dog or cat treats, toss out the treats and make yourself a martini!
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