You say yes (you say yes), I say no (I say no),You say stop (you say stop), and I say go, go, go.Oh no.You say goodbye and I say hello, hello, hello.I don't know why you say goodbye when I say hello, hello, hello.I don't why you say goodbye when I say hello.
no sitting Posted: 2 days ago by gammerus
Men sitting to pee, that is what will be our undoing.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 158 [+].
Most Republicans Believe Acorn Got Obama Elected Posted: 2 days ago by gammerus
"Among Republicans, however, only 27% say Obama actually won the race, with 52% -- an outright majority -- saying that ACORN stole it, and 21% are undecided."
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 116 [+].
Terminal Boy Gets Early Christmas Posted: 2 days ago by gammerus
"We don't have much time left with Dax, don't know if he will make it to Christmas, so we wanted to have Christmas early," Julie Locke told local news station WMBD."
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 113 [+].
Dear Prudence, I'm a mac, and he's a pc Posted: 1 week ago by gammerus
"I recently married my dream husband. We have incredible chemistry and a shared commitment to each other. When we disagree, we settle our differences by balancing logic and gut feelings. That is, until we came to our disagreement on which laptop I should buy to replace my Mac PowerBook..."
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 227 [+].
pox news Posted: 1 week ago by gammerus
Sesame street makes fun of fox news
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 165 [+].
school house rock Posted: 2 weeks ago by gammerus
I don't remember this school house rock
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 101 [+].
Iphone Users are Egomaniacs Posted: 2 weeks ago by gammerus
"iPhone users find cool gadgets more attractive than college degrees, frequently watch "adult material" on their phones, and have no qualms texting or emailing a break up, reports a new study from Retrevo."
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 175 [+].
Bailed Out Companies Spend $71 Million on Lobbying Posted: 2 weeks ago by gammerus
"A year after taxpayers forked over $700 billion to help rescue the biggest names in banking, insurance and the automotive industry, those same institutions are using portions of the cash to influence legislation with a direct impact on taxpayers."
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 259 [+].
Worst mom ever Posted: 3 weeks ago by gammerus
Worst mom ever
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 32 [+].
Fellatio keeps male fruit bats keen Posted: 3 weeks ago by gammerus
That's right, your eyes aren't playing tricks on you. Bats perform fellatio on their mates.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 729 [+].
High testosterone linked to miserly behaviour Posted: 3 weeks ago by gammerus
If you're looking to haggle, steer clear of big, beefy salesmen. The same hormone responsible for their brawn may also reduce their generosity, new research suggests.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 82 [+].
Spiked Drinks not as Common as You Think Posted: 3 weeks ago by gammerus
"the use of “date rape” drugs on unwitting victims is extremely rare...only 3% had sedatives in their systems that they had not taken themselves."
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 135 [+].
Free Speech Posted: 3 weeks ago by gammerus
What you say isn't as important as how much money you can say it with.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 100 [+].
Arnold's Secret Message Posted: 3 weeks ago by gammerus
*Hint*
it's not nice
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 861 [+].
The Beatles Posted: 3 weeks ago by gammerus
Suck it!
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 410 [+].
Gay Marriage in Maine? Posted: 4 weeks ago by gammerus
We don't take kindly to them homosexuals
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 25 [+].
10 very interesting wedding proposals Posted: 4 weeks ago by gammerus
When a candle lit dinner at a 5 star restaurant wont do.
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 420 [+].
Three Moon Shirt Posted: 4 weeks ago by gammerus
Apparently, it is all the rage on the Internets.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 163 [+].
McCain introduces bill to block Net neutrality Posted: 4 weeks ago by gammerus
"Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) introduced a bill in the Senate on Thursday that would effectively allow Internet service providers to slow down or block Internet content or applications of their choosing."
Comments: 30 Score: [-] 574 [+].
is Yelling the New Spanking? Posted: 4 weeks ago by gammerus
"we spend hours teaching our elementary-school offspring how to understand their feelings. But, incongruously and with regularity, this is a generation that yells."
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 189 [+].
Cookie Diet Posted: 4 weeks ago by gammerus
You've tried atkins, you've tried weight watchers... but have you tried cookies?
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 307 [+].
Raped with Aids? No Insurance for you! Posted: 4 weeks ago by gammerus
"Christina Turner feared that she might have been sexually assaulted after two men slipped her a knockout drug. She thought she was taking proper precautions when her doctor prescribed a month's worth of anti-AIDS medicine.
Only later did she learn that she had made herself all but uninsurable."
Comments: 17 Score: [-] 520 [+].
Franken's Anti-Rape Amendment May Be in Danger Posted: 4 weeks ago by gammerus
"Inouye's office, sources say, has been lobbied by defense contractors adamant that the language of the Franken amendment would leave them overly exposed to lawsuits..."
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 300 [+].
muppets Posted: 1 month ago by gammerus
Kermit takes on Vincent Price
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 184 [+].
wedding ring Posted: 1 month ago by gammerus
An interesting explanation of why the wedding ring is worn on the fourth finger
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 185 [+].