Name: KrystalStatus:TakenGreatest band ever: The BeatlesPets: fish/dogs/ferret/catOther stuff: I guess this is a Bio. I don't know what to say... I don't eat meat (if you could guess) I like most forms of art, I am terrible when it comes to grammar (as if it weren't obvious) as well as spelling... Umm lets see I also like to make stuff like clothing, paintings, knick knacks, jewelry, or whatever strikes my fancy. I probably spend more time doodling on my homework then I do actually working on it. I despise things that are logical and boring.. like math, proper grammer, and some other stuff that just doesn't entertain me.Umm... Oh an I like plime, plime is also good I suppose.
Sarah Palin Sex Doll Posted: 2 days ago by Bornbad
The political love doll’s suggested uses include: “Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,” “Let her pound your gavel over and over,” and “It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.”
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Hilarious interview from 2012 with McCain and Obama Posted: 2 days ago by smarty1052
I love cracked, lol.. and dont worry they equally cover both people
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John McCains Temper Posted: 3 days ago by gammerus
For ImnotBlue, and Josh ;)
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The 8 Phases of Dating Posted: 4 days ago by Nateebiinature
Does contain the 'F' word so careful @ work... but otherwise just a cute little website to brighten your day.
Sorry if a dupe
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Court orders Chinese Muslims in Guantánamo released Posted: 4 days ago by bernardblack
A US federal court has ordered the release of 17 Chinese Muslims held for several years without trial in Guantánamo Bay, Cuba. The detainees are arrested after the US invasion of Afghanistan.
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Who You Callin’ a Maverick? Posted: 5 days ago by Bornbad
There’s that word again: maverick. In Thursday’s vice-presidential debate, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, the Republican candidate, used it to describe herself and her running mate, Senator John McCain, no fewer than six times, at one point calling him “the consummate maverick.”
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Tokyo Lash Bar Posted: 5 days ago by Bornbad
Tokyo Lash Bar 2008 introduces new eyelashes boasting interesting new materials and unique, artistic designs.
(you should get 40 lashes just for considering some of these)
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The mystery of freaky phobias Posted: 6 days ago by psycmoe
"If I saw someone lick a wooden spoon, I had to turn away," says the 41-year-old massage therapist from Portland, Oregon. "I'd break out into a sweat ... and I'd just get sick to my stomach. I could not even look at someone with a toothpick in their mouth."
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A Baby's Biggest Fan Posted: 6 days ago by Wingnut
A new study observed that simply using a fan to increase airflow in an infant's room reduces the risk of sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) by 72%.
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Debate in 1.5min Posted: 6 days ago by gammerus
Oh, I laughed at the immaturity.
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Middle School Teacher Suspended for 'Obama Frat' Spat Posted: 6 days ago by ImNotBlue
A Kansas City, Mo., middle school teacher was suspended for insubordination after he posted a video of his students chanting Barack Obama slogans on YouTube.
Update to this:
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C-SPAN Bailout... SNL style. Posted: 6 days ago by Nateebiinature
I thought for sure someone would have also posted this skit from last Saturday night's SNL show...
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John McCain on Climate Change Posted: 7 days ago by gammerus
I have been trying to avoid serious political posts, but this is such a funny lil flash.
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Diddy is scared of Palin Posted: 7 days ago by gammerus
Boo!
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Yoga Corrupts Children! Posted: 1 week ago by gammerus
At least the parents of upstate New York students believe it does, and they want it banned from schools.
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 396 [+].
Palin Plan - sell banks on eBay Posted: 1 week ago by gratheo
Also advocates shifting to a beaver pelt-based economy.
The Obama campaign refused to comment on the plan citing their inability to stop laughing.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 77 [+].
Teacher suspended for racial comments about Obama Posted: 1 week ago by hypnotode
Yeah, it's Flori-duh.
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Peanut Butter Attack! Posted: 1 week ago by Nateebiinature
A Washington man is facing an assault charge for allegedly smearing peanut butter on the forehead of a fellow student who is severely allergic to peanuts.
*image not that of victim... but what luck finding it... eh?!
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 284 [+].
Yaaar BOOM. Pirates hold ship loaded with Tanks hostage Posted: 1 week ago by tragluk
Last week's hijacking of the Ukrainian ship MV Faina – carrying 33 Soviet-made T-72 tanks, rifles, and heavy weapons – was the highest profile act of piracy in the dangerous waters off Somalia this year. The ship is surrounded by several US warships
and American helicopters are buzzing overhead.
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Why does poo smell bad? Posted: 1 week ago by gammerus
"If your offal smelt tasty, like fresh cherry pie,
Then you might eat it, and then you would die.
If your offal smells so bad that you kick it off of your plate,
You then may survive and may procreate."
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NoBama Posted: 1 week ago by gammerus
Just Wow.
(I'm sticking to the funnies)
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11 Bizarre Backpacks That Go Beyond the Basics Posted: 1 week ago by Bornbad
What's in a backpack? After all it's just a storage device that you can stuff with essentials and lug around on your back, right?
Wrong.
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Palin's Facebook Posted: 1 week ago by gammerus
Hah
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A Googol Is A Lot Posted: 1 week ago by lateraenimate
A vivid description of how big a googol TRULY is.
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Police Union Shirt Pokes Fun At DNC Protesters Posted: 1 week ago by tvirus
But does it cross the line?
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 41 [+].