I hate doing these things, but I would hate having that generic humility phrase on here more...Gnikgnok by the gnumbers:10+ years of marriage to a strange, funny man. We'll never divorce because neither of us wants the kids alone full time9 pets8 ummm... can't think of an eight right now[edit]Look! Eight people on my friend list before I wandered off and lost interest in adding everyone I like because it would take too long (thanks, muse)7 speeding tickets I've gotten, three of which I deserved6 times I've moved since I've been married (I have recurring box avalanche dreams)5 classes completed for a degree in... something computerish4 children - three of whom are cool, one who is a little jerk.3 sports I like to play, watch, and coach: baseball, soccer, and sport stacking 2 part-time jobs1 college schedule0 free time (after Plime-ing, of course)
Baby's legs amputated after being admitted for burns on her hands. Posted: 2 hours ago by monboddo
How can this Happen? Like I said: if you are coming to South-Africa for the 2010 World Cup, avoid state hospitals at all costs.
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Virtual Sunrise and Sunset for the Internet Addicted Posted: 2 hours ago by suebe
No need to go outside. Now you can check out dawn and dusk in NYC right from your computer, boys and girls!
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When Geckos Get Constipated Posted: 3 hours ago by suebe
"In explaining why I’d be late that day, I didn’t quite know what to tell my editor, so I told him the truth: I was taking my son’s gecko for what I presumed would be an enema."
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Cops: Suspect in officer killings may be dead Posted: 4 hours ago by drogue
Update to detectivebag's post.
"A suspect in the slaying of four police officers gunned down in a suburban coffee shop was in a Seattle house early Monday, wounded and possibly dead," police said.
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Stacy Horton Abandons Son to Save Drowning Wife Posted: 12 hours ago by iamamaniac
As his wife floundered screaming for help in murky river water, a frantic New Zealand man was forced to abandon a bid to rescue his teenage son to save his partner from drowning, he said Monday.
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I love baseball Posted: 13 hours ago by Bornbad
That's gonna leave a mark!
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cute Cat! Posted: 13 hours ago by JoshSF49
Cute Cat!
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Palin quits 5k charity run Posted: 15 hours ago by cecilberman
She said "I accomplished what I set out to do, and would have been a lame duck for the last 1k."
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Is The Case Finally Closed on 1965 UFO Mystery? Posted: 17 hours ago by suebe
In the chronicles of UFO oddness, there's been a long-standing oddity — some say folklore, others deem it reality. This saga, now over four decades old, centers on a reported out-of-the-sky incident involving the small town of Kecksburg, Pennsylvania.
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4 police officers killed in Wash. coffee shop Posted: 21 hours ago by detectivebag
A gunman walked into a coffee shop and shot and killed four police officers Sunday morning in what sheriff's officials described as an "execution." Update:Suspect may have been killed
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Theft in South Africa - Watch the Baboons!!! Posted: 21 hours ago by Ankabout
Cape Town in South Africa is having some serious problems with some very crafty baboons raiding cars by opening the doors and jumping through open windows.
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Top Gear Locking Range Posted: 23 hours ago by orfnerwerdna
I have no idea how this works.
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The weak public plan Posted: 1 day ago by zebulor
The public plan is estimated to be far weaker than expected; it would not be as cheap, or have as many customers, as political forces make it out to have. So would it still be worth having?
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My Sweet Lord Posted: 1 day ago by suebe
Hard to believe it was 8 years ago today that we lost George.
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8 Arms to Hold You Posted: 1 day ago by suebe
A collection of vintage octopus pulp covers
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Gibson Guitar plant in Nashville raided by feds Posted: 2 days ago by 2manyusernames
A crackdown on the use of endangered woods from the world's rain forests to make musical instruments resulted in a federal raid on Gibson Guitar 's manufacturing plant.
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One Vulgar Word Can Get You Fired Posted: 2 days ago by 2manyusernames
Kurt Greenbaum of the St Louis Dispatch moderates a forum on the newspaper's website. Comments often get a bit heated. When he saw one member made a 4-letter comment that starts with 'C' instead of just deleting it, he decided to look at the i.p address and contact the OP's place of business to complain. End result? The poster got fired.
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Energizer Bunnies: Turning Rabbits into Green Fuel Posted: 2 days ago by TraumaMamma
I guess you can only make so much Hassenpheffer.
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Biology of B-Movie Monsters Posted: 2 days ago by 2manyusernames
A classic scientific essay on the problems facing movie monsters be they giant, tiny, or even aliens.
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Patrick Stewart Speaks On The Legacy Of Domestic Violence Posted: 2 days ago by 2manyusernames
Patrick Stewart was a witness to his father's repeated acts of violence on his mother. Being a child he felt incapable of stopping it. Here he discusses how such horrors has stayed with him his adult life.
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The Dark Side of Facebook Posted: 2 days ago by KerOBeroS32
Hilarity ensues... Some NSFW
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Climate Czar Browner: What Conflict of Interest? Posted: 2 days ago by 2manyusernames
Carol Browner was appointed by Obama to be his Climate Czar - a position not subject to congressional approval. She is a co-founder of The Albright Group which often acts as an unofficial lobbying group. She was also on the board of a carbon credit company which should be a huge conflict of interest considering her duties including guiding Obama's administration's effort to force companies to purchase carbon credits.
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Going Rote Posted: 2 days ago by suebe
A great time saver
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Twilight Moms Posted: 2 days ago by DaftGretel
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Christian side-hug Posted: 2 days ago by Colt45
Gimme that Christian side-hug. Imma ruff ryder, filled up with Christs love
lmfao
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