I hate doing these things, but I would hate having that generic humility phrase on here more...Gnikgnok by the gnumbers:10+ years of marriage to a strange, funny man. We'll never divorce because neither of us wants the kids alone full time9 pets8 ummm... can't think of an eight right now[edit]Look! Eight people on my friend list before I wandered off and lost interest in adding everyone I like because it would take too long (thanks, muse)7 speeding tickets I've gotten, three of which I deserved6 times I've moved since I've been married (I have recurring box avalanche dreams)5 classes completed for a degree in... something computerish4 children - three of whom are cool, one who is a little jerk.3 sports I like to play, watch, and coach: baseball, soccer, and sport stacking 2 part-time jobs1 college schedule0 free time (after Plime-ing, of course)
Chipmunk Story Posted: 1 year ago by gnikgnok
Cute photo-essay and your daily dose of awwwww!
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UNASSISTED Triple Play!! Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
Wooohooo... Go Tribe!!
2nd baseman for the Cleveland Indians, Asdrubal Cabrera just finished off an inning single-handedly. Story here.
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Good... Better... BEST Sportsmanship! Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
Even though it meant losing their chance at further post season advancement, opposing players picked up the injured home run hitter and got her around the bases.
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Do You Know Who I Am? Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
Donnie Darko meets Serious Cat. Ok, I don't know why this humourous exchange hit me so hard, but I think I just peed myself a little. (TMI?)
Maybe slightly NSFW language at the end.
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How to Spot a Geologist Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
Thought of TundraMonkey when I saw this... and Chinook too maybe? And Rambler?
And who knew we had a geology category? How very Ken Fosterr.
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Children make grisly discovery while playing at the beach Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
Nothing like digging holes in the sand and uncovering a woman's head. Aaack!
Bet these girls NEVER ask to buried in the sand again.
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Geek Pranks Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
I am sooo gonna use a couple of these tomorrow!
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Frog's broken leg gets a cast rather than a frying pan Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
In related news, imnotyoo's puppy has company to share in her misery.
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11 Year Old Accepts Job as Network Admin Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
His school lost their network manager, so this 6th grader stepped up to take the job.
This makes me feel very obsolete.
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Pastafarians Rejoice - FSM Official Monument Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
This morning at 8:00 AM a monument to the Flying Spaghetti Montser was installed on the Cumberland County Courthouse Lawn. (scroll down for complete story)
...RAMEN!
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Winged Security Team Defends Against Cockatoo Vandals Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
The Melbourne Arts Center hired two peregrine falcons to patrol the skies in an attempt to protect their building from malicious, marauding cockatoos.
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The "Other Story" Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
I accidentally posted the wrong link in my last post. Now that I've got your curiosity up, here's what I originally posted in error.
I think this was on Plime before but I can't find it.
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Twins Birth Order Dilemma Due to Daylight Savings Time Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
"I'm older than you!"
"Nuh-uh... check out the birth certificate!"
"B-b-but you were born SECOND."
"Yeah, but I was still 26 minutes ahead of you!"
Wait, what?!
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15 Lucky Puppies Have 2 Mums Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Demonic Hair Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
The Vietnamese woman's hair "clotted" one night into one big dreadlock and has ruled her life ever since. She needs an exorcism - "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOUr hair!"
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Tippi of Africa Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
Great pics two french wildlife photographers have taken of their daughter and various animals over the years.
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Knitted Wool Bondage Suits Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
I guess if you've got a latex allergy...?
And here's their website.
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Pimpfants Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
For when you want to dress your 6 month old like a skank.
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Things in a Jar... Jar Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
A disgusting post in keeping with the FAF theme.
Baptists are saying a life size Jar Jar Binks doll is a masturbation aid for pre-teens.
It comes in a Jar (Jar)... ewwww
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DIY "Thing" in a Jar Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
For FAF and good decoration for Halloween, too.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle... and more Dog Grooming Weirdness Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
She calls the poor thing Leonardoodle. Yeah, someone's getting their shoes crapped in tonight.
More photos here.
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Successful Bear Rescue! Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
I love happy news. (article with pics and vid)
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One Man's Airplane is Another Man's Bathtub Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
"...nothing in the regulations to prohibit passengers from having a mid-flight bath."
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Cheeto Art [photo] Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
Room sculpted entirely of crunchy cheesy deliciousness.
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Giraffes are next on the menu in starving Zimbabwe. Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
Poor thing had to have police protection after it wandered into an urban area. Also, poor people for having to resort to giraffe meat to survive.
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