http://www.plime.com/plime/I hate doing these things, but I would hate having that generic humility phrase on here more...Gnikgnok by the gnumbers:10+ years of marriage to a strange, funny man. We'll never divorce because neither of us wants the kids alone full time9 pets8 ummm... can't think of an eight right now[edit]Look! Eight people on my friend list before I wandered off and lost interest in adding everyone I like because it would take too long (thanks, muse)7 speeding tickets I've gotten, three of which I deserved6 times I've moved since I've been married (I have recurring box avalanche dreams)5 classes completed for a degree in... something computerish4 children - three of whom are cool, one who is a little jerk.3 sports I like to play, watch, and coach: baseball, soccer, and sport stacking 2 part-time jobs1 college schedule0 free time (after Plime-ing, of course)en-ushttp://www.plime.com/plime/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/73804/1/http://www.plime.com/sports/l/61594/1/
2nd baseman for the Cleveland Indians, Asdrubal Cabrera just finished off an inning single-handedly. Story here.]]>http://www.plime.com/sports/l/60288/1/http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/56876/1/
Maybe slightly NSFW language at the end.]]>http://www.plime.com/science/l/56649/1/
And who knew we had a geology category? How very Ken Fosterr.]]>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/56637/1/
Bet these girls NEVER ask to buried in the sand again.]]>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/56530/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/56335/1/imnotyoo's puppy has company to share in her misery.]]>http://www.plime.com/technology/l/56333/1/
This makes me feel very obsolete.]]>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/55177/1/
...RAMEN!]]>http://www.plime.com/science/l/50857/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41008/1/
I think this was on Plime before but I can't find it.]]>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/40996/1/"Nuh-uh... check out the birth certificate!"
"B-b-but you were born SECOND."
"Yeah, but I was still 26 minutes ahead of you!"
Wait, what?!]]>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/40548/1/http://www.plime.com/weird/l/40545/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/40473/1/http://www.plime.com/sex/l/40456/1/
And here's their website.]]>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39977/1/http://www.plime.com/sex/l/38116/1/
Baptists are saying a life size Jar Jar Binks doll is a masturbation aid for pre-teens.

It comes in a Jar (Jar)... ewwww]]>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/38115/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/37841/1/
More photos here.]]>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/37163/1/http://www.plime.com/weird/l/36633/1/http://www.plime.com/arts/l/36630/1/http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36629/1/