I tried the name Goober for giggles thinking it would be taken and now I am stuck with it! :>I have a friend that runs the best blog out there, but they don't allow blog posts at Plime so here is the link so you can look yourself..http://icantseeyou.typepad.com/my_weblog/ Always worth a laugh!
Bierstick Requires Busty Girl to Operate Posted: 1 year ago by gOOBer
The Bierstick is a syringe for beer. It allows you to drink 24 ounces in less than two seconds and it's FDA-approved for use in swimming pool and lingerie parties. It only costs $20, plus the $500 you would probably need to pay for the busty girl in white undies required for it to work properly, according to the photos in the instruction manual. Via
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Why Do So Many Celebrities Go Broke? Posted: 1 year ago by gOOBer
Because the talent that made them rich in the first place lies in something — television hosting, for example, or heavyweight boxing — that doesn’t teach them anything about how to stay rich. Brian Cuban offers further insights.
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ONDA Urinal Concept Changes the Question: Did You Wash Yours Hands While Going to the Bathroom? Posted: 1 year ago by gOOBer
Usually, washing up in the toilet at a sporting event gets you a one-way ticket out of the ballpark, but that could be changing thanks to Lee Isherwood and his ODNA urinal concept.
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GET READY FOR THE OIL-PRICE DROP Posted: 1 year ago by goober
The world economy can't handle current energy prices, much less a big increase.
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Updated: 6:24 p.m. Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty Posted: 1 year ago by goober
Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.
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Why Men Have Breasts Posted: 1 year ago by goober
They have them because men start out as women.
As much as men hate to hear this, the human fetal blueprint is initially female.
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Broadcom Co-Founder Faces Conspiracy and Drug Charges Posted: 1 year ago by goober
charges that he slipped ecstasy into the drinks of technology executives, maintained a warehouse to store cocaine and tried to conceal his illegal conduct with bribes and death threats.
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Surgeons left metal bar in my head (w/pic of dude who now looks like a Klingon) Posted: 1 year ago by goober
Surgeons left a 10cm (4in) metal bar inside a teenager's head.
Donovan McGowan lived with the piece of metal inside him for three months after an operation.
The 18-year-old suffered from blinding headaches and also had an unsightly lump on the side of his head.
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Origo Develops Recycling System that Turns Car Emissions Into Fuel Posted: 1 year ago by goober
The concept has been around for a while, but Origo Industries is planning on being the first company to release a CO2 recycling system that turns your car emissions into fuel
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Parents Warned About Dry Drowning Risks Posted: 1 year ago by goober
In the past two days there has been two reports of Dry Drowning cases with very sad endings and parents with child care providers are warned to be watchful for the risks of dry drowning particularly during summer when unfortunately drowning cases are on the rise.
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36MMM breasts scoop world record Posted: 1 year ago by goober
Mounds has made a huge name for herself – by having the largest breast implants in the world.
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Famous People Who Would Have No Friends In Real Life Posted: 1 year ago by goober
There are some people whose very existence makes you want to punch them in the face. Everything about them screams 'Kick Me' or 'Mock Me Incessantly.' It's an indefinable quality really.
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Family Suing American Airlines Over Peanuts Posted: 1 year ago by goober
Mother Says 4-Year-Old Son Has Life-Threatening Allergy, And That By Serving Nuts His Civil Rights Were Violated
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Police: Woman Stole Bracelets By Swallowing Them Posted: 1 year ago by goober
Police say a woman stole two 14-karat gold bracelets _ by swallowing them. An employee at Hy & Mike's Pawn and Bail Bonds told police he saw the woman put the bracelets in her mouth May 27. Court documents say Salt Lake City investigators confirmed it by watching the surveillance video.
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Marijuana use linked to brain injury Posted: 1 year ago by goober
An Australian study of brain imaging shows long-term, heavy use of marijuana can cause significant brain injury.
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